David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
So Newcastle have turned down a £25m bid from Spuds for this fella and say they'll refuse to sell in this transfer window. Mirroring our stance on Torres.
Once she's had a few glasses of Chardonnay I'll be in quicker than you can say PDF to offer her a jolly good spit shining of her corned beef curtains
...at the end of the day he's just an awquard lump!
Tommy_WExactly how many forwards do you need?Seems like your manager has a blind spot for forwards
You could open a door with him, he's such a knob.
Their strikers are shit.Its probably the only thing stopping them from mounting a serious title challenge.
Newcastle want to keep him. Therefore of course it will take a ridiculous offer
It is a ridiculous offer though.
Not ridiculous enough to sell. Selling our only decent striker would cost us how much in terms of relegation?
We just bought Suarez for less than that!
I've got a feeling I'm gonna hate Suarez! Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't have minded if we'd signed him - but he's a right cheating little shit!!
Maybe at this point in the transfer window, you might turn it down. But say that offer was made two weeks ago, you'd be mad not to take it. He is definitely replaceable.I do really rate Andy Carroll but he is not worth anywhere near that money. We just bought Suarez for less than that!
That figure is staggering. I can't believe Spurs offered 25 million for ANDY CARROLL. And even worse, that Newcastle rejected it!?? He's a decent player, but worth probably 15 million max.The mind boggles.
I can't believe you offered 30
When your Mum used to pick you up from school and you'd run out and be like 'Mummy I got 9/10 in the spelling test today', would she go 'phenomenal, son'.Cos if she did she's a stupid fuck.
Nothing about this window, just said he isn't for sale.