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FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« on: August 19, 2017, 12:24:54 pm »
Date: Saturday 19 August 2017
Kick-off: 15:00
Venue: Anfield

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Team Lineup

Liverpool: Mignolet; Gomez, Matip, Klavan, Robertson; Henderson, Milner, Wijnaldum; Mane, Firmino, Sturridge

Substitutes: Karius, Lovren, Flanagan, Can, Solanke, Salah, Origi

Crystal Palace: Hennessey; Fosu-Mensah, Dann, Tomkins; Ward, Milivojevic, Puncheon, Van Aanholt; Townsend, Loftus-Cheek, Benteke

Substitutes: Speroni, Schlupp, Kelly, Cabaye, McArthur, Kaikai, Lokilo
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2017, 02:45:23 pm »
Gooood Morning, well afternoon there, morning here.

Coffee had, team sheets out. Both Moreno and TAA rested, Salah on the bench and Sturridge starts. I'm not 100% sure of the lineup but maybe 2 upfront or Firmino for Salah with Daniel in the middle?

Should be interesting nonetheless!

Our midfield doesn't fill me with confidence and the less said about the defense the better.

Righto!!

15min and off we go!

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2017, 03:00:26 pm »
Teams are out, and a minutes silence for the people who lost their lives in the Barcelona attack! RIP :(


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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2017, 03:00:36 pm »
For those of you worried about the defense and. Our line up in general, I have just been informed that we are playing Palace, not Real Madrid and that they are vastly different sides. 
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2017, 03:00:43 pm »
Anfield is absolutely pumped - we have a man in stands so no doubt we'll get some field side input as well

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2017, 03:00:49 pm »
Righto!! off we go, C.Palace kick off attacking the kop end.


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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2017, 03:01:16 pm »
For those of you worried about the defense and. Our line up in general, I have just been informed that we are playing Palace, not Real Madrid and that they are vastly different sides.
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2017, 03:01:51 pm »
1 First touch for Robertson, gives it away. Sure he'll get better. Liverpool building from the back , knocking it around. The grass looks lovely.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2017, 03:03:02 pm »
Leicester 1-0 (Okazaki)

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2017, 03:03:22 pm »
2 Good passing on the edge of the box by Mane to Gini, but the 1-2 is under hit back to him, Henderson whips in a cross but straight at the keeper.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2017, 03:05:48 pm »
4 Sturridge picks up the ball in midfield driving run, plays it to Milner, passes it off to Robertson who puts in a nice cross, but no-one on the end of it. Liverpool get a free kick out wide.


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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2017, 03:06:44 pm »
5 Milner whips it in deep, but Palace clear and Liverpool build again through the midfield. We're knocking it about well but right now no end product

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2017, 03:07:14 pm »
Anfield is absolutely pumped - we have a man in stands so no doubt we'll get some field side input as well


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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2017, 03:08:34 pm »
7 Mane taken from behind, the ref decides not to give anything for some unknown reason and Palace march up field with the ball trying to create something. Liverpool get back in shape but Milner gives away a cheap free kick on the right hand side of our box.

Danger set piece here.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2017, 03:09:17 pm »
9 Punchen fires it in to the huddle masses, free header 8 yards out, Thompkins luckily puts it wide. Let off for us

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2017, 03:09:32 pm »
Stupid place to give away a FK from someone so experienced too!
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2017, 03:10:11 pm »
7 Mane taken from behind, the ref decides not to give anything for some unknown reason and Palace march up field with the ball trying to create something. Liverpool get back in shape but Milner gives away a cheap free kick on the right hand side of our box.

Danger set piece here.
absolutely incredible - right in front of him too

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2017, 03:11:22 pm »
10 Edge of the box with some neat play, Milner gets behind the defense played in by Sturridge, gets the shot off but straight at the keeper and an easy save. Milner should maybe have done better.

At the other end Robertson gives a cheap throw in but Liverpool deal with it and get a goal kick.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2017, 03:15:20 pm »
13 Long ball forward for Sturridge but he can't take it down and Palace clear back to Liverpool, who try to create something on the edge of the box , Gini earns a foul on the edge of the box, Liverpool take it quickly and Robertson fires in a great cross, Matip is up with the goal gaping!!!


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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2017, 03:16:07 pm »
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2017, 03:16:48 pm »
15' - Sturridge charges up the middle of the field but is brought down just past the circle. Puncheon is presented with a yellow card.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2017, 03:17:37 pm »
16' - Sturridge works the ball into the box, gets it to Mane who goes down - Anfield bays but it's not a pen.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2017, 03:18:39 pm »
Milner really needs to reign himself in a bit.

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« Reply #23 on: August 19, 2017, 03:18:41 pm »
17' - Mane in the box again but overhits and the goalkeeper gathers. At the other end, Milner leaves a leg in and Benteke goes over. Dangerous FK

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2017, 03:19:52 pm »
18' - FK straight into the wall. Scrappy seconds are negotiated and Mane is stopped on the break. Frenetic at the moment.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #25 on: August 19, 2017, 03:20:24 pm »
Are the crowd signing "Fuck off Coutinho!"?

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2017, 03:21:09 pm »
20' - lovely attempt at a 1-2 between Sturrdge and Milner but it doesn't come off. Time has flown by.

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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2017, 03:21:52 pm »
Milner has been Omnipresent thus far.
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« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2017, 03:22:28 pm »
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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2017, 03:22:50 pm »
Are the crowd signing "Fuck off Coutinho!"?

Man in the stands says: "where's your Coutinho?" Sung by visiting Palace fans.
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« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2017, 03:23:34 pm »
22' - We switch off for a split second and Benteke found himself free with the ball on the edge of the box. Fortunately he doesn't know what to do with it and we close down and clear the ball.

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« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2017, 03:23:35 pm »
Man in the stands says: "where's your Coutinho?" Sung by visiting Palace fans.

Ah righto fair enough then!

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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2017, 03:24:34 pm »
23' - Sturridge and Mane are looking lively. As I type that Mane sends a ball too far behind Robertson.

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« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2017, 03:24:37 pm »
Our passing in the middle has left a lot to be desired honestly. We really need to be a lot crisper and get the head up more.

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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2017, 03:26:43 pm »
24' - Working the ball around the back four. Klavan on to Gini but it looks a touch pedestrian at the moment. Palace happy to sit back. Gomez receives and sends a ball into the box that is headed out easily.

Get the ball back and this time Mane and Milner trying to combine to get the ball through to Sturridge.

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« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2017, 03:28:30 pm »
26' - Ball passed into acres of space left by Gomez but Van Aanholdt is unable to capitalise.

Up the other end Studge find himself with a bit of space 40 yards out and fires off a rocket that very nearly lands on Mars

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« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2017, 03:29:37 pm »
28' - Benteke goes in hard on Klavan but escapes being given a card. Replay shows that he hit Klavan with his arm - yellow would have been appropriate.

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« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2017, 03:30:11 pm »
26' - Ball passed into acres of space left by Gomez but Van Aanholdt is unable to capitalise.

Up the other end Studge find himself with a bit of space 40 yards out and fires off a rocket that very nearly lands on Mars


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Re: FT: Liverpool 1 - 0 Crystal Palace (Mane' 73')
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2017, 03:30:23 pm »
My streams are up and down like a whores knickers.
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« Reply #39 on: August 19, 2017, 03:31:09 pm »
30' - Handover to Lady B for the last 15. Stream comm so will be a few minutes behind