Greens and browns worn with the look of the Fall, with a piss stained and incoherent look. Knitwear with treble fold over roll necks with cut back sleeve to the shoulders, turns heads and allows him to show his masculinity, worn with tight tartan shorts cut to the cheek and Cuban heels. Plain is gauche and should be avoided, think Tony Hart meets Pietre Brassau. Work it.
Mime is the new medium for communication and should be used wherever and whenever.
For the ladies, its all about that desperate inner feeling of wanting to fit in, so the Leena Zavarnoi look is you, wear it loose and and the Blue Peter famine appeal, is the look the ladies are wanting. Bin bags are the new must have accessory, Collen has already been spotted sporting the new range from Binman. Body art and pierced eye balls worn with a tattoo sleeve with of various stars, hearts, playing cards and mispeleded wording, is a great addition the the 'Lena' look. Vaginal Acid Attack is the ladies new sound. Be more than you need to be.
Bold T's with simple slogans work, a hark back to the 80's
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