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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3640 on: September 7, 2022, 04:05:44 pm »
Mentioned it because someone wrote up there about him being arrogant. So it was relevant.

And the ‘arrogant’ quote was, again, based on rumour and gossip.

Local lads have to put up with this and I’m sure all of this info originated from local rivals and then lapped up by wannabe ITKs.

Fowler’s cocaine habit, the paternity of one of Gerrard’s kids. Utter shite.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3641 on: September 7, 2022, 04:08:57 pm »
And the ‘arrogant’ quote was, again, based on rumour and gossip.

Local lads have to put up with this and I’m sure all of this info originated from local rivals and then lapped up by wannabe ITKs.

Fowler’s cocaine habit, the paternity of one of Gerrard’s kids. Utter shite.

Yeah I get that. I've not formed an opinion on him based on what I've heard. There's been plenty of Liverpool players over the years who I've not liked. I'll always support them whilst they play for Liverpool. And for the record I want Jones to do well because he's a scouser.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3642 on: September 7, 2022, 04:59:17 pm »
Mate of mine has it on good authority he's a United supporter.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3643 on: September 7, 2022, 05:02:40 pm »
I heard he likes sausage butties with chillies, fish fingers, cheese, ketchup, and curry sauce. With gherkins.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3644 on: September 7, 2022, 05:13:00 pm »
Mate of mine has it on good authority he's a United supporter.


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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3645 on: September 7, 2022, 05:31:37 pm »
I heard he's the secret love child of Jamie Lee Curtis and Tommy Lee Jones and his real name is Lee

It's not clear how he came up with his stage name
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3646 on: September 7, 2022, 05:51:46 pm »
Fucking hell :D

There's been a fuck tonne of this over the last month or two. Oh its only an opinion. If someone has an opinion slagging off one of our young players which you couldnt possibly corroborate then you know...its maybe an opinion that we dont need to read about?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3647 on: September 7, 2022, 05:54:13 pm »
One of these days one of my more nefarious predictions will come off. Oh well.....

Until then it was just baseless rumourmongering.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3648 on: September 7, 2022, 05:54:28 pm »
...cos it means fuck all


Yeah but what does fuck all mean ?
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3649 on: September 7, 2022, 05:57:30 pm »
young players are -- y'know -- young .... and don't always react well in some situations.  like everyone else in life.

it's a skill older players learn.  especially when some idiot fan is in their face at an inconvenient time/place causing them embarrassment.  or a non-fan trying to wind them up so they can spread shite about their attitude.

or -- some players are simply obnoxious.

it's all mostly nonsense though and giving it any credence at all is ridiculous.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3650 on: September 7, 2022, 05:59:39 pm »

Yeah but what does fuck all mean ?

Erm....fuck all
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3651 on: September 7, 2022, 06:05:38 pm »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3652 on: September 7, 2022, 06:07:48 pm »
I heard he likes sausage butties with chillies, fish fingers, cheese, ketchup, and curry sauce. With gherkins.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3653 on: September 7, 2022, 06:14:26 pm »
Curtis suffers a weird amount of criticism considering he's a young local lad who has shown a lot of ability. He was developing well despite having to adapt his role heavily from a forward to a more box to box midfielder, and it's only really a run of what seems like really bad injury luck that has kept him from progressing as we'd hoped. I say luck when talking about his injuries rather than being prone to them because it really does seem that way; an eye injury, Covid, now some kind of fracture, it's all stuff that you wouldn't expect players to suffer from consistently yet they've frequently derailed his progress.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3654 on: September 7, 2022, 07:41:59 pm »
Curtis suffers a weird amount of criticism considering he's a young local lad who has shown a lot of ability. He was developing well despite having to adapt his role heavily from a forward to a more box to box midfielder, and it's only really a run of what seems like really bad injury luck that has kept him from progressing as we'd hoped. I say luck when talking about his injuries rather than being prone to them because it really does seem that way; an eye injury, Covid, now some kind of fracture, it's all stuff that you wouldn't expect players to suffer from consistently yet they've frequently derailed his progress.

The eye injury was worrying considering the effect a similar injury had on Sissoko.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3655 on: October 7, 2022, 10:42:24 am »
Back in training, says Klopp.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3656 on: October 7, 2022, 10:43:00 am »
Great news.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3657 on: October 7, 2022, 10:52:57 am »
Hopefully survives more than a day of training this time! You'd imagine they've been much more cautious this time around.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3658 on: October 7, 2022, 02:05:31 pm »
Good news that he's back, any mobile midfielder that we can get is a bonus right now. He's struggled for any kind of momentum since 20-21, so hopefully can stay fit and get some minutes under his belt.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3659 on: October 7, 2022, 02:29:53 pm »

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3660 on: October 7, 2022, 02:30:19 pm »
The eye injury was worrying considering the effect a similar injury had on Sissoko.

fuck, didn’t realise it was that serious

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3661 on: October 7, 2022, 02:38:10 pm »
Great news. If we can also get Melo up to fitness and Keita back, that looks a lot better for rotation - especially for early rounds of the cups and if we're able to qualify from our CL group before the final game.

There's no doubt there's been players struggling these last couple of months, when Jurgen and his fitness team will have probably scheduled/preferred a rest week. Just Keita, Robbo and Ox to come back, and we might actually have a fully fit squad (for however long it lasts).

Jones showed so much promise initially, and I'd hate for his development to be hampered by injury.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3662 on: October 7, 2022, 03:04:02 pm »
Hopefully survives more than a day of training this time! You'd imagine they've been much more cautious this time around.


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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3663 on: October 7, 2022, 04:24:52 pm »

Just in


We'd have to disrupt training so the lads could attend the funeral(s)

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3664 on: October 13, 2022, 08:18:08 am »
Has he aggravated his injury, or was it just caution why he didn't make the bench?

Not sure if he travelled.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3665 on: October 13, 2022, 08:23:58 am »
Just caution, was in training but Jurgen said in his presser he’d not be available for it.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3666 on: October 13, 2022, 08:25:09 am »
Just caution, was in training but Jurgen said in his presser he’d not be available for it.
Good news, thanks for that!

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3667 on: October 17, 2022, 11:33:13 am »
Seems a good time for him to be available again with us switching to 4-4-2. He could be ideal as an option on the left or right of the midfield four.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3668 on: October 17, 2022, 11:58:57 am »
A number of times Klopp has played him as one of two CMs when we've switched to a double pivot during a game so wouldn't surprise me at all if he plays some games in place of Thiago, Fabinho, and Henderson.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3669 on: October 17, 2022, 12:52:54 pm »
Would prefer him in the middle, but think he can do a job as one of the two wide options in a 442.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3670 on: October 19, 2022, 09:42:32 pm »
I like the composure I saw from him today, so good under pressure.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3671 on: October 19, 2022, 09:49:29 pm »
Amazing to have him back, just what we need, another press resistant CM

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3672 on: October 19, 2022, 09:50:46 pm »
Some nice composure to hold the ball at the end.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3673 on: October 19, 2022, 10:17:39 pm »
Great to have someone under the age of 40 back in the midfield, if Naby is close too then we might be back to having some decent numbers to rotate in there.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3674 on: October 19, 2022, 10:21:43 pm »
Welcome back Curtis  8)


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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3675 on: October 19, 2022, 10:29:14 pm »
Great to see the lad back. Hope he gets a good run of games to get back to speed.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3676 on: October 19, 2022, 11:48:09 pm »
It was nice to see him getting back on the pitch. Players often talk about how lonely being injured is and he has had a load of bad luck over the last twelve months. Hopefully this change of shape gives him more opportunities in a more natural position too - I still think he has a bright future with us.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3677 on: October 20, 2022, 09:32:21 am »
Great to see him back, not sure I like him in the wide positions in the 442, still think he'd be better centrally.  My feeling is that his career with us is going to be as a squad player, not sure he's ever going to cement a starting place, but that's no bad thing.  Homegrown and can play several positions to a very good standard.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3678 on: October 20, 2022, 12:21:28 pm »
Where did he play when he came on?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #3679 on: October 20, 2022, 12:23:25 pm »
Where did he play when he came on?

Left wing. Replaced Carvalho.