I feel bad I haven't stood by the post enough, momentary weakness....
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This post is inspired about the previous discussion of strap on's and men's holes.
Myself and the missus are going out just over 6 years now. She's a cracking girl and our sex life - thankfully - has always remained healthy thanks to the two of us making a serious effort in keeping things interesting. Barring an unforeseen catastrophe of some sort I can’t see myself being with anyone else .
I was bit of late starter in the sex stakes and got involved in a couple of long boring relationships where sex was good at times, but got routine and boring very quickly.
I met my current girlfriend while starting college and straight away the sex was really good, with a lot of emphasis on the actual shagging and not having everything solely geared towards either one of us coming as soon as respectably and acceptably possible.
Anyway, my bird is very open and interested in sexuality. I on the other hand, although I consider myself open, would have been more inclined to grin like an ejiit and mumble into my neck when talking to a bird about sex, even if it was someone I was actually having sexual relations with,
My missus has always maintained about the male g-spot being up the man's hole and I've had that conversation a load of times with different mates. Some of my mates would be more open than others, and by open I mean some of them would have considered do they find dicks sexy in themselves and decided no, they are in fact straight , while the mere mention of dick other than their own to others would imply that you were a raging homo.
Anyway, so my missus had basically teased me over the years about sticking stuff up my arse and I'd decline, but over time we ended up talking more and more about, to the point where it became an occasional topic of post - coital - pillow talk....you know, after a particularly satisfying session, "well would you try this" or whatever.
So anyway, about a year and a half ago I got the missus some jelly arse beads, which I'd use on her every now again and she seemed to like.
She proposed them for me a couple of times but I said no. But after a bit of mad session last year around Xmas, feeling particularly hungover and cabaged horny, we were getting it on and I proposed to her to try the beads on me. So gave it a try, the beads get bigger the more they go up, it felt very weird me lying there having these yolks pushed up into me, but the missus going down on me at the same time gave me the feeling of having some of the power/control back.
Talking about recovering the feeling of having control may sound terribly shit to women reading this but it is something that lads are typically conditioned to expect and associate with sex, rightly or wrongly.
Anyway, the experience was ok, the only actual stimulation I got from them was when the missus was pulling them out, slowly like, it was literally the same feeling as having a shit but without the mess but that was basically it. We swapped around so I was lying on her and she pulled them out of me but again, aside from the always nice feeling of having a shit there was nothing else to it really.
For me this was proof that g-spot thing was a load of twaddle and I told the missus that girls have just really underestimated how great having a crap really is for blokes.
So left it that with the beads, the missus would mention for them from time to time but I wasn't arsed - if you'll excuse the pun. Then about 6 months, again after a bit of session, the next day in bits, myself and the missus got into again. I was horny as a toad and she was going down on me. I was looking for the biggest hit I could get orgasm wise so I said if she wanted to go again with the beads go for it.
So with a little bit of lube, a weird feeling, the beads went up as herself started to suck me off. Man this time was different. Same feeling of weirdness with the beads going up, but when they came out, ever so slightly the feeling was exciting. Again like having a dump but not worried about leaving a mess. Anyway, she was pulling them out ever so slightly, and pressing them up, but the up part was/is uncomfortable so I told her to just leave it there, while continuing with the oral.
Anyway when we eventually got around to the final countdown with the blow job I told her to pull beads out when I was coming and I'd give her the signal.
I gave her the signal, well fuck me - pardon the pun, I've never had an orgasm like it.
I absolutely blew my load via the blow job, that will always feel good, but dovetailed with a feeling of having a giant slow dump without the actual dump, it knocked my socks off. It's funny though cos even when it's happening, the finale like, the feeling is so strange your kind of like "what the fuck is this woah" and it's uncomfortable in that sense. But taken as what it is, a satisfying anal exhale which accentuates the ejaculation, it’s very worthwhile chaps. Not for every day week or even month, but defo one to take out for the especially intimate occasions.
I actually mentioned this to a few of my mates a while ago and got the absolute shit slagged out of me, imagine that? Most if not all of my texts now start with “alright marble balls”.
Anyway, with this post I've basically barred myself from any potential rawk meet ups and I'm double glad the last one I was to go to was cancelled.
