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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2240 on: February 13, 2019, 07:22:59 pm »
Gini gets it
Hopefully he doesn't get it anymore!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2241 on: February 24, 2019, 04:27:04 pm »
Top of the league with a 0-0?

Fucking shite.  :wave

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2242 on: February 24, 2019, 05:08:36 pm »
Top of the league with a 0-0?

Fucking shite.  :wave

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2243 on: February 27, 2019, 10:09:00 pm »
Having to rely on another nil.

Fucking shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2244 on: February 27, 2019, 10:12:22 pm »
Salah didn't score again, fuck him off he is shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2245 on: February 27, 2019, 10:18:12 pm »
3 years running we beat them by 5 Wheres the improvement there? Shite! Klopp Out!
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2246 on: February 27, 2019, 10:20:42 pm »
Shite line-up, no creativity in midfield, needed to make up the GD on City and could only get +5, shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2247 on: February 27, 2019, 10:31:21 pm »
This lot are having a laugh. I said it would be 2, 3 or 4 nil beforehand and they hit five! Fucking five?

Honestly, its clear that making me look bad on the interwebz is more important to them than winning anything just like its more important to me to be right on a fucking no-mark internet therapy centre for the deranged than seeing these twats doing well.


Shite! Klopp out etc!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2248 on: February 28, 2019, 04:22:31 am »
Matip shite defender didn't even contribute one goal or assist let alone two.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2249 on: March 14, 2019, 01:13:27 am »
Matip shite defender didn't even contribute one goal or assist let alone two.

You didnt tell him which end he should score at! Shite!
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2250 on: March 14, 2019, 01:40:39 am »
This club is a joke - we sacked our head physio! What a rubbish day.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2251 on: March 14, 2019, 11:10:26 am »
Having to rely on away goals to go through - fuckin' shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2252 on: March 14, 2019, 11:11:46 am »
did you see the amount of home fans left in the stadium at the end, should have been much emptier, awful awful peformance

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2253 on: March 14, 2019, 11:49:31 am »
Scared wimps got bullied & let their opponent wear a red kit. >:(
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2254 on: March 14, 2019, 01:25:17 pm »
Firmino and Salah not scoring enough goals. They are turning to shit.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2255 on: March 14, 2019, 01:30:38 pm »
team in red lost

we are shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2256 on: March 15, 2019, 04:06:29 pm »
Can't even draw Barcelona for the quarter finals. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2257 on: March 17, 2019, 04:36:35 pm »
Virgil is shite now, give Player of the Year to $terling instead  :wave
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2258 on: March 19, 2019, 01:27:28 pm »
Top of the league but we let a goal in. Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2259 on: March 24, 2019, 01:58:42 am »
Watched the Milan game where we scraped a 3-2 All those famous reds having to rely on Gerrard to pull them through AGAIN - Shite!
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2260 on: March 28, 2019, 09:02:57 pm »
Another weekend beckons which only means one thing: being let down by the jokers in red...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2261 on: March 28, 2019, 10:45:20 pm »
Fucking shite this, top of the league in March, fucking shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2262 on: March 28, 2019, 10:50:39 pm »
Fucking shite this, top of the league in March, fucking shite.
Why's it not May yet?! Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2263 on: March 31, 2019, 06:34:18 pm »
Can't even score our own goals now, we need the other team to do it for us. Absolute shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2264 on: April 1, 2019, 10:12:33 pm »
Liverpool are actually not that bad.






























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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2265 on: April 5, 2019, 10:12:44 pm »
I mean... Shane Long. Enough said.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2266 on: April 6, 2019, 12:21:52 am »
Only improved our goal difference by four in the past 3 games.  FOUR!  Utter shite!

And what the hell are we doing, relying on Jordan Henderson of all players for goals??
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2267 on: April 6, 2019, 12:32:39 am »
Sick of this. Southampton have one shot on target all game and score. Our defence is shit. We are shit. I've had enough.  :sad
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2268 on: April 14, 2019, 06:48:20 pm »
Forum's broken. Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2269 on: April 14, 2019, 06:50:55 pm »
Forum's broken. Shite!

Mo's goal broke RAWK...

Shite...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2270 on: April 14, 2019, 06:54:17 pm »
number of times our lads let Hazard in there!  SHITE!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2271 on: April 14, 2019, 07:08:19 pm »
The 2 goals were scored only within a two minute period meaning we spent 88 minutes not scoring.

Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2272 on: April 14, 2019, 08:00:10 pm »
Mo's lucky tap in...shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2273 on: April 14, 2019, 08:19:38 pm »
Hazard doesn't play for us. Shite. FSG out etc etc

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2274 on: April 14, 2019, 11:12:54 pm »
Not going a goal down or having to rely on a 90th minute own goal.

SHITE
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2275 on: April 15, 2019, 06:18:20 am »
Yeah, but hazard hitting the post was basically a goal, and a goal at that time for Chelsea would have changed the game completely... So did we even actually win? Not really, no.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2276 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:26 pm »
only 3 fist pumps from a manager whose supposed to be passionate about the club......shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2277 on: April 15, 2019, 08:02:21 pm »
We set the record fee for a keeper, yet he's only as good as De Gea, 18 clean sheets... Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2278 on: April 16, 2019, 09:10:41 am »
Can we cope with 2 games abroad within the space of a few days? Doubt it. It'll all go to pot in Wales on Sunday.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2279 on: April 16, 2019, 09:31:29 am »
only 3 fist pumps from a manager

Get him volini spray for his muscles.

Oh shit. We might have to sell Firmino, Salah, Mane, Wijnaldum and Robertson to fund this.