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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8000 on: March 6, 2024, 10:24:31 pm »
I reckon even Alisson baulks at a Pelaton’s prices.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8001 on: March 7, 2024, 04:40:07 am »
Quote from: Fromola on March  6, 2024, 07:41:41 pm
Sammy Lee? What's that Allardyce loving blueshite doing on there?
LOL! Leave off, Fro.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8002 on: March 7, 2024, 06:59:22 am »
Please Ali, just take whatever placenta shakes you need.

KK is doing great but we need the Beard back in April.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8003 on: March 7, 2024, 07:28:19 am »
Quote from: lionel_messias on March  7, 2024, 06:59:22 am
Please Ali, just take whatever placenta shakes you need.

KK is doing great but we need the Beard back in April.

I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...
« Last Edit: March 7, 2024, 07:33:44 am by Frizzo »
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8004 on: March 7, 2024, 08:53:43 am »
well thats just what I wanted to read gulping the morning coffee

oh well

Good luck to you
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8005 on: March 7, 2024, 08:54:45 am »
Can tell he's been skipping leg days recently!
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8006 on: March 7, 2024, 09:04:00 am »
Quote from: paulrazor on March  7, 2024, 08:53:43 am
well thats just what I wanted to read gulping the morning coffee

oh well

Good luck to you

Hey I didn't start it.

But thank you!
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8007 on: March 7, 2024, 10:12:23 am »
Quote from: paulrazor on March  7, 2024, 08:53:43 am
well thats just what I wanted to read gulping the morning coffee

oh well

Good luck to you

You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8008 on: March 7, 2024, 10:35:30 am »
Quote from: Frizzo on March  7, 2024, 07:28:19 am
I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...

You are just the heroine the club needs right now!


Best of luck to you with everything.....a wonderful time, hopefully brought on by a win at Anfield on Sunday lol
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8009 on: March 7, 2024, 10:36:12 am »
Quote from: rob1966 on March  7, 2024, 10:12:23 am
You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D

Mate anyone who spent any time in the Transfer thread has felt similar!
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8010 on: March 7, 2024, 03:12:44 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on March  7, 2024, 10:12:23 am
You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D
I definitely didnt look south when my lad was born
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8011 on: March 7, 2024, 03:21:12 pm »
Quote from: paulrazor on March  7, 2024, 03:12:44 pm
I definitely didnt look south when my lad was born
Definitely not a spectator sport.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8012 on: March 7, 2024, 03:22:44 pm »
Quote from: Frizzo on March  7, 2024, 07:28:19 am
I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...

Congrats! You must be on bedrest by now!!!
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8013 on: March 7, 2024, 05:17:57 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on March  7, 2024, 10:12:23 am
You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D
Flopped in my own hands... my daughter was born in the car right in front of a hospital (couldn't quite make it).
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8014 on: March 7, 2024, 05:21:56 pm »
Quote from: farawayred on March  7, 2024, 05:17:57 pm
Flopped in my own hands... my daughter was born in the car right in front of a hospital (couldn't quite make it).

The same place as the conception by any chance?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8015 on: March 7, 2024, 05:31:08 pm »
Quote from: Eeyore on March  7, 2024, 05:21:56 pm
The same place as the conception by any chance?
:lmao
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8016 on: March 7, 2024, 05:38:31 pm »
Quote from: Eeyore on March  7, 2024, 05:21:56 pm
The same place as the conception by any chance?

:lmao
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8017 on: March 7, 2024, 05:39:18 pm »
Quote from: paulrazor on March  7, 2024, 03:12:44 pm
I definitely didnt look south when my lad was born

I watched both, bit gruesome
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8018 on: March 7, 2024, 09:45:27 pm »
Quote from: Eeyore on March  7, 2024, 05:21:56 pm
The same place as the conception by any chance?
Dunno for sure... ::). 

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8019 on: March 7, 2024, 09:46:51 pm »
Quote from: Frizzo on March  7, 2024, 07:28:19 am
I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...

;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8020 on: March 7, 2024, 09:47:38 pm »
Maybe Aldo was right he won’t walk back into the side  ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8021 on: March 7, 2024, 11:46:46 pm »
His replacement is already in development:

Matheus Martinelli Becker

https://www.instagram.com/p/C37-8D7sQRT/?igsh=dGxqOHNpcXBlN2p3
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8022 on: March 8, 2024, 12:06:00 am »
Alisson who?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8023 on: March 8, 2024, 12:08:09 am »
Quote from: BarryCrocker on March  7, 2024, 11:46:46 pm

Matheus Martinelli Becker


Something tells me his family is into sports
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8024 on: March 8, 2024, 12:17:09 am »
Quote from: killer-heels on March  8, 2024, 12:08:09 am
Something tells me his family is into sports

Midfielder, striker, goalkeeper.
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