Topic: Female Vital Statistics - HELP

[The 5th Benitle]

Right. Judge me not on my morality, I'm single now and can therefore be as filthy as I like 
 
Anyway, short story is, I'm meeting a young lady for a sexual encounter drink next week. She is 5tft 6 and vital statistics are 38(d)-34-36
 
Have seen pics and she looks hot, but no full body shots. Therefore my dilemma as I'm rubbish on stats.
 
I have tried wiki, google, google images for hours but cannot for the life of me find out what a lady with those stats looks like. I know what it means (chest, waist, hips) but I just want a visual example of someone of that height and build. I cannot find one anywhere.
 
Can anyone point me in the right direction? At the risk of sounding shallow and mysoginistic (well too late) I kinda need to know 
 
Just don't want to turn up and be expected to shag entertain Fatima Whitbread I guess.
 
HELP 

[The 5th Benitle]

Oh by the way I hope any one isn't offended by this, and please do delete modly ones if inappropriate.

[Una cerveza, por favor]

How do you know her stats?

[killer-heels]

34 inch waist.

[The 5th Benitle]

How do you know her stats?

From chatting to her on the interweb.

34 inch waist.

Yes. Is this large for a lady of 5ft6?

[exiledintheUSA]

From chatting to her on the interweb.Yes. Is this large for a lady of 5ft6?

Chubby.

[exiledintheUSA]

From chatting to her on the interweb

If it's from the tinterweb there is no way in the World the pictures ahe sent are of her. 

[killer-heels]

Is this large for a lady of 5ft6?

It is fairly curvy. But it is the uk average. Women this size can range between dress sizes 12-16. Looking at her stats, she is probably a size 14-16.

[Una cerveza, por favor]

From chatting to her on the interweb.Yes. Is this large for a lady of 5ft6?

Listen, if she gave you her stats and you haven't seen her full body shot then she is lying. No girl with a 34 inch waist would tell you she is 34. She'll probably wear a black dress, some vertical stripes and try to deceive you with her 38-40 inch waistline. You probably can't tell by looking at her anyway so that's what she is banking on.

As for her pic, girls always put misleading pics on facebook, twitter, and adult dating sites. Always. The golden rule is that she will never look better than the pic which is probably just an upper body one taken at an angle with either dim lighting or extremely bright one.

If you're in the mood for it then go for it. Banging fluffy chicks ain't too bad. Just make sure she was born a female and you should be fine.

[killer-heels]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/14MS_500x752.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-466539/The-Changing-Room-Lottery.html&h=752&w=500&sz=79&tbnid=UEt0aCB_S-pOtM:&tbnh=275&tbnw=183&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsize%2B14&usg=__zTU7skL1egBXjIPZFc3x3_XvubQ=&sa=X&ei=rSslTNSROpey0gTWzOHGBA&ved=0CB8Q9QEwAQ

[The 5th Benitle]

Ok cool. Lets say size 14. Think I can visualise that, but the height makes a difference I guess? Fuck me I'm clueless 

[Dermot]

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_01/14MS_500x752.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-466539/The-Changing-Room-Lottery.html&h=752&w=500&sz=79&tbnid=UEt0aCB_S-pOtM:&tbnh=275&tbnw=183&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsize%2B14&usg=__zTU7skL1egBXjIPZFc3x3_XvubQ=&sa=X&ei=rSslTNSROpey0gTWzOHGBA&ved=0CB8Q9QEwAQ

I Would!

[The 5th Benitle]

Thanks K_H that's really helpful.

[Johnnyboy1973]

[Una cerveza, por favor]

Ok cool. Lets say size 14. Think I can visualise that, but the height makes a difference I guess? Fuck me I'm clueless 

5'6 is decent for a girl. Height should be OK. Hmm, I'm worrying about that 34' ass now. It's really not a Gisele Bundchen 34 but probably a lumpy, multi-tire one covered by Granny panties.

Have fun on your date. Order her a Caesar Salad with croûtons. No mayo, no cheese.

[Cruiser]

38D is bigger than Pamela Anderson 

[The 5th Benitle]

Ass I can visualise, I'm 36 trousers so can work from that. Waist, am struggling. I'd measure mine but I only have a metal tape measure and I don't want to wrap that around me 

[.adam]

I've found a perfect picture of her.

[Johnnyboy1973]

Ass I can visualise, I'm 36 trousers

Bit rich, ya fat fucker.

[The 5th Benitle]

Bit rich, ya fat fucker.

[Una cerveza, por favor]

Ass I can visualise, I'm 36 trousers so can work from that. Waist, am struggling. I'd measure mine but I only have a metal tape measure and I don't want to wrap that around me 

36 for a guy is fine. I'm a 32-34 myself (although I wear baggy jeans since I'm from the hood). Don't worry, it seems like you aren't the only one asking questions.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080217224406AAY7qaN

[kavah]

ha ha quality thread, she sounds like a large unit, please report back.

[Cruiser]

I've found a perfect picture of her.

[The 5th Benitle]

36 for a guy is fine. I'm a 32-34 myself (although I wear baggy jeans since I'm from the hood). Don't worry, it seems like you aren't the only one asking questions.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080217224406AAY7qaN

What exactly did you google to find that?
"I'm only 13, and I have a 38D cup! I need to know if there are any exercises I can do to reduce my breast size"

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

38 inch chest?! She's a moose

[phil_1010]

ha ha quality thread, she sounds like a large unit, please report back.

Nearly spat my tea over my laptop then!

[The 5th Benitle]

ha ha quality thread, she sounds like a large unit, please report back.

You make her sound like a fridge. This could be my future wife you're talking about

[Something Else]

Good luck mate, reckon she will be curvy, though the idea she may have been a bit gentle with her stats could be interesting.

This reminds me....

How do you get a fat bird into bed


piece of cake



Hope it all goes well, if you get pics im pretty sure you are now legally obliged to put them on here, and if their blue, a pm will do.

Enjoy

[Una cerveza, por favor]

You make her sound like a fridge. This could be my future wife you're talking about

Observe her after you put food in her. Low emission of green-house gases is always a plus when choosing a fridge.

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class.

[Corkboy]

Why do you presume her stats are accurate?

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Flip that shit upside down and you've got Beyonce.

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"coom ere' lad"

[exiledintheUSA]

Why do you presume her stats are accurate?

Because she measured herself with one of those carpenters tape measures from B and Q.

[The 5th Benitle]

Why do you presume her stats are accurate?

What can I say, I have faith in human nature.

[Una cerveza, por favor]

What can I say, I have faith in human nature.

And girls lying about their stats is part of human nature.

[The 5th Benitle]

"coom ere' lad"

[Corkboy]

What can I say, I have faith in human nature.

Well that's a good trait. Tell her she's magnificent, no matter what she looks like.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Well that's a good trait. Tell her she's magnificent, no matter what she looks like.

Cowering in the corner as she eats your dinner as well...

[Randy Marsh]

Body will be just like this, obviously the face might be different.

 

I assume you didnt tell her your vitals.