he could do a Hansel and Gretel trail all the way to the bedroom.Follow the cheeseburger to the surprise dessert at the end
Sounds like this is one date were having baked beans in your pubes would be an advantage.
Get her phone number.Tell her to meet you say at 8pm.Enter restaurant/pub at 8:15pm. (Don't do pick ups on blinds)Call her using the anonymous feature (*69 or whatever the fuck it is), look around and wait for someone to answer.If she is fat make a run for it and pretend you died.If shes fit then walk in 2-3 minutes later (so as to not seem suspicious with the phone call) and make up some BS excuse as to why you are 20 minutes late.Problem solved.Also, she will most likely have a dick so be prepared for that.
Only problem being she has seen photos of him, so unless he is going in disguise, I dont think thats going to work.
Walk in with a stormtrooper helmet then.
Who cares how big she is? Stop being such a fucking puff and smash it.Tart.
She's curvy but quite well in proportion. Be careful with back measurements/bra size because in theory a 38C is the equivalent of a 34DD, but it depends on what actually fits the woman best.She'll be 12-14 on top, depending on how big her chest actually is (as opposed to her back size) and probably the same on the bottom.Sod this lot on here. If you think she looks hot then go for it. She's gonna be just as nervous about you and I've seen pics of you and you're a good looking bloke!
Not in James' case. He's got a London Underground ASBO and his name on a special register after he acknowledged a few people in an 'underhand' manner.
Has anyone thought to ask how old she is? I mean, if she's 22 and big it's less likely to be flabby. If she's 42 and that size everything's likely to be flabby AND heading south.
All kidding aside, if you find her attractive , have fun with her and she makes you happy go for it.
Thank you Kez, both for the very useful advice and for the compliment
You're his date!
We should all agree to take roles:A) spotter - someone standing on the street that the pub's on, stationed on munter-watchB) motivator - posing as a 'freshen up' man, someone sits in the gents lav for the duration of the date, to provide emotional support and encouragement when he runs out of things to say. And also a can of Africa so he can give his man a spray if things go well.C) hass - sitting in his VisVim lined Opel Senator will have a complete replica of his suit for when he dribbles.D) 'The friend' - when she erns out to be a complete mental with a thirst for blood only rivalled by birds at the Primark sale - 'the friend' turns up, spikes the fat bird's drink with anthrax, and MichaelA is standing by in the RAWK transit to ferry us all away, and we'll go and indulge our fantasies in some dodgy lappy in Camden.Any volunteers? Anyone...
Hassinator has offered to style him
People still underrate Cristiano Ronaldo.
So any updates?
Thursday is the day after Wednesday so er, no. I'm in Brussels and the weather is sunny, if that's a good enough update
Just a suggestion, buy her some chocolates from there. When you go on your date you can present it to her and say 'I got you a little something from Belgium'. Not only do girls dig chocolate but she'll also think you are thoughtful and will already be on the phone to her sister and her ma telling them she's found the perfect man.You can thank me later.
Crosby Nick never fails.
This is all a little bit creepy.Just sayin'.
I may gatecrash his date if he's turning up with Godiva
From chatting to her on the interweb.Yes. Is this large for a lady of 5ft6?
