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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6200 on: October 4, 2018, 01:03:08 am »
I remember reading this post when it was first posted and no replies

12 years ago almost to the day, scary stuff

Bloody hell.

I loved Mo, and thought he played far more times for us than he did. He really hasn’t played much at all during his career. Seems he’s playing in Hong Kong now. What’s their Asda?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6201 on: October 4, 2018, 02:07:55 am »
Bloody hell.

I loved Mo, and thought he played far more times for us than he did. He really hasn’t played much at all during his career. Seems he’s playing in Hong Kong now. What’s their Asda?

I always thought that eye injury prevented him going further, nearly went blind

As for Hong Kong, you’ll do well to find an ASDA
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6202 on: October 4, 2018, 07:19:46 pm »
Vladimir Smicer was watching the game in the pub I was in in London last night. Had a decent chat with him afterwards.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6203 on: October 4, 2018, 11:09:35 pm »
I remember reading this post when it was first posted and no replies

12 years ago almost to the day, scary stuff

Getting back on the supermarket theme...

Joe Gomez (like myself) has utterly woeful shopping habits - he's in the Mather Avenue Tesco almost every day ;D  Used to see Ragnar Klavan in there quite often too - he had a cracking petrol coloured mac.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6204 on: November 12, 2018, 08:33:51 pm »
Going to Scotland this morning, got to Wigan.
There at the top of the stairs was Fat Sam and Little Sam. Overnight bags and suit carriers.
Had the look of a job interview. Wife thought they were speaking at a sportsman’s dinner, but why both Sams together? Looked a bit like a “me and my associate” can fix your team!
They got off at Edinburgh Waverley, so it isn’t Celtic.
D’ye reckon the Scottish FA have bought shares in a vineyard

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6205 on: November 12, 2018, 08:37:32 pm »
Going to Scotland this morning, got to Wigan.
There at the top of the stairs was Fat Sam and Little Sam. Overnight bags and suit carriers.
Had the look of a job interview. Wife thought they were speaking at a sportsman’s dinner, but why both Sams together? Looked a bit like a “me and my associate” can fix your team!
They got off at Edinburgh Waverley, so it isn’t Celtic.
D’ye reckon the Scottish FA have bought shares in a vineyard



New Hibs boss? There’s not a coin that’s been minted that could dent Fat Sam’s bonce.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6206 on: November 12, 2018, 08:38:53 pm »
New Hibs boss? There’s not a coin that’s been minted that coul debt Fat Sam’s bonce.

Unless fat Sam has adopted little Sam, why else are they together.
Was thinking Hibs, but have they the readies?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6207 on: November 12, 2018, 08:40:33 pm »
All the payoffs he's had, doubt he'd lower himself to that league would he. Some mug in the premier league or championship will be in for him soon enough  ::)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6208 on: November 12, 2018, 10:04:15 pm »
Unless fat Sam has adopted little Sam, why else are they together.
Was thinking Hibs, but have they the readies?

What about the Scottish National Team job?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6209 on: November 13, 2018, 08:08:12 am »
What about the Scottish National Team job?

Have they got the players to suit Sam's more expansive style of football?


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6210 on: November 13, 2018, 09:21:04 am »
Unless fat Sam has adopted little Sam, why else are they together.
Was thinking Hibs, but have they the readies?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6211 on: November 13, 2018, 09:26:19 am »
The location might be irrelevant.

If you're Fulham and you want to hire him, I don't think you're meeting him in a hotel on the Kings Road.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6212 on: November 13, 2018, 12:58:50 pm »
Going to Scotland this morning, got to Wigan.
There at the top of the stairs was Fat Sam and Little Sam. Overnight bags and suit carriers.
Had the look of a job interview. Wife thought they were speaking at a sportsman’s dinner, but why both Sams together? Looked a bit like a “me and my associate” can fix your team!
They got off at Edinburgh Waverley, so it isn’t Celtic.
D’ye reckon the Scottish FA have bought shares in a vineyard

Could be a coaching course, or a sportsman's dinner. Anyone based up these who has worked with Sam in the past?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6213 on: November 13, 2018, 01:06:11 pm »
Could be a coaching course, or a sportsman's dinner. Anyone based up these who has worked with Sam in the past?

Wine tasting?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6214 on: November 13, 2018, 02:04:34 pm »
Wine tasting?

Yes, the two Sams traveling the country just for fun. It could be better than the trip if done right.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6215 on: November 13, 2018, 02:05:51 pm »
Yes, the two Sams traveling the country just for fun. It could be better than the trip if done right.

Full pints are compulsory for getting a real taste of things...
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6216 on: November 30, 2018, 06:24:40 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6217 on: March 14, 2019, 07:51:48 am »
Graeme Souness is sitting 10 yards away in Dublin airport. Was probably over commentating on last night’s match.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6218 on: March 14, 2019, 08:49:38 am »
He’s on the same flight to Southampton
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6219 on: March 22, 2019, 06:18:01 pm »
Was loitering  at Euston yesterday waiting  for the train to Lime St.  Who do i see stood out of the way, unnoticed?  Ian Rush, went over had a chat proper nice fella, last time i met him i was 9 years old and he seemed so big stepping  off the team bus, this time i towered him. Told him he was my hero, a legend, and how i cried when he went  to Juve.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6220 on: March 22, 2019, 06:34:17 pm »
Was in The Tube last night in Mathew Street (shouldnt really be admitting to that!), anyway, Neil Ruddock was in there with a few fellas.

Given his reputation as a bit of a tit I was unsure about speaking to him, anyway I did and had a chat to him for about 5 minutes. Got to be honest, I take people as I find them and he was absolutely sound, chatted briefly about the Chelsea game and Sturridge's goal.

As I say, he has a reputation as a whopper but I must have caught him on a good night. Tell you this though, he's some bloody size!

Also, in a bizarre turn of events I ended up in the casino til 4am this morning and was on the roulette table with a guy who was apparently Kurt Zoma's best mate - he was loaded as well!  ::)

He was sat next to me at the United game. My mate goes look theres Ruddock, I was like cant be arsed with him hes a bad tit.  Anyway he was fucking sound as.  Was dead friendly to everyone and a good laugh. 
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6221 on: March 23, 2019, 06:25:54 pm »
Seen Kevin Stewart pushing a pram through the middle of town today.  I didn't say anything, 'cos I couldn't remember his name... (my memory is a lot like that)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6222 on: March 23, 2019, 09:22:38 pm »
He was sat next to me at the United game. My mate goes look theres Ruddock, I was like cant be arsed with him hes a bad tit.  Anyway he was fucking sound as.  Was dead friendly to everyone and a good laugh. 

Top fella is Razor, I was at a Black Tie dinner in Manchester a couple of years ago and he was the guest speaker, any way after his bit was done he was wandering around and heard me and a few of the other lads on our table had scouse accents so promptly pulled up a chair and sat with us the rest of the night, funny as fuck and a belting lad, after the dinner finished he went into Manchester with us as well
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6223 on: March 24, 2019, 08:21:09 am »
Top fella is Razor, I was at a Black Tie dinner in Manchester a couple of years ago and he was the guest speaker, any way after his bit was done he was wandering around and heard me and a few of the other lads on our table had scouse accents so promptly pulled up a chair and sat with us the rest of the night, funny as fuck and a belting lad, after the dinner finished he went into Manchester with us as well

He's a bellend. Met him a long time ago when he was still playing for us. Stuffing his face with Big Macs he was, like the fat pig he is.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6224 on: March 25, 2019, 09:47:21 am »
Top fella is Razor, I was at a Black Tie dinner in Manchester a couple of years ago and he was the guest speaker, any way after his bit was done he was wandering around and heard me and a few of the other lads on our table had scouse accents so promptly pulled up a chair and sat with us the rest of the night, funny as fuck and a belting lad, after the dinner finished he went into Manchester with us as well

Ruddock was symptomatic of the ill discipline and wasted talent of that mid-90's team. Just take a look at his performance in the 3-0 deafest against Strasbourg away in the UEFA Cup in 1997. Performance was one of the most shambolic I've ever seen for Liverpool.

As sounds as he may have been that night with you, Ruddock is someone who looked like he took the piss when he played for us and it showed in some of his performances.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6225 on: March 25, 2019, 01:15:30 pm »
Ruddock was symptomatic of the ill discipline and wasted talent of that mid-90's team. Just take a look at his performance in the 3-0 deafest against Strasbourg away in the UEFA Cup in 1997. Performance was one of the most shambolic I've ever seen for Liverpool.

As sounds as he may have been that night with you, Ruddock is someone who looked like he took the piss when he played for us and it showed in some of his performances.
Every time I went to The Grapes in Formby he seemed to be in there in on the ale.  He never came across as a model professional, that's for sure. He's probably great to have a night out with, but I'm not sure his lifestyle when he played for us did him any favours. I know we've had a fair few drinkers playing for us over the years. Many ex players were no saints. Some were good enough to get away with it I suppose and still managed to perform at a high level.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6226 on: April 25, 2019, 09:25:28 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6227 on: May 2, 2019, 09:22:25 am »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6228 on: May 2, 2019, 09:59:22 am »
And Michael Owen on the flight it seems

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6229 on: May 5, 2019, 12:48:58 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6230 on: May 14, 2019, 04:02:09 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6231 on: May 14, 2019, 09:10:46 pm »
Hendo at Manchester Airport

Off anywhere nice (him, not you)?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6232 on: May 25, 2019, 11:32:41 pm »
Bumped into Nabil  Fekir of Lyon on Hope Street this evening - flew in earlier on a private jet apparently - either sightseeing or on his way to the Ev?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6233 on: May 25, 2019, 11:34:29 pm »
Off anywhere nice (him, not you)?

Never asked. Just got a picture with him, thanked him for the season and told him to bring it home next week.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6234 on: May 26, 2019, 09:09:07 am »
Bumped into Nabil  Fekir of Lyon on Hope Street this evening - flew in earlier on a private jet apparently - either sightseeing or on his way to the Ev?
Well now that's interesting cos I was reading last night that there could be a surprise bid for him from us this summer.

He still seems the best fit for what we need and that's another season without injury that he's played.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6235 on: May 26, 2019, 09:21:33 am »
Not a transfer thread.

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« Reply #6236 on: May 26, 2019, 09:38:06 am »
Not a transfer thread.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6237 on: June 7, 2019, 09:59:35 pm »
Peter Beardsley in Chorley ASDA

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6238 on: June 7, 2019, 10:03:32 pm »
Peter Beardsley in Chorley ASDA

Admiring a nice chicken wrap?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6239 on: June 7, 2019, 10:17:15 pm »
Admiring a nice chicken wrap?

Having a good old stare, like
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