Author Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread (Read 343320 times)

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #2480 on:** April 6, 2020, 11:09:53 am »

Quote from: Roopy on April 6, 2020, 05:55:03 am

When Bart joins the mob

Legs:
We tried to stop the kid, but he wouldn't quit!
Prostitution, loan sharking, numbers - The kid liked to wet his beak in everything.

Probably the best line in that episode

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #2481 on:** April 6, 2020, 12:08:50 pm »

Roopy · « **Reply #2482 on:** April 20, 2020, 03:42:17 am »

Hasta la vista - A.B!

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2483 on:** August 27, 2020, 07:51:48 pm »

Ivanhoe is the story of a Russian farmer and his tool.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2484 on:** October 29, 2020, 01:22:10 am »

Had a miserable day so had a few whiskies and decided to watch the Dimoxinil episode before bed.

Stunning. Absolutely stunning.

Karl did for Homer what Klopp did for us.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2485 on:** October 29, 2020, 02:30:26 am »

Bart spilling the Dimoxinil is the most tragic moment in fictional history.

Smithers' actions in that episode is why I consider every misfortune of his a blessing.

Drinks Sangria · « **Reply #2486 on:** October 29, 2020, 12:51:44 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on October 29, 2020, 01:22:10 am

Had a miserable day so had a few whiskies and decided to watch the Dimoxinil episode before bed.

Stunning. Absolutely stunning.

Karl did for Homer what Klopp did for us.

My girlfriend and I have been looking at houses recently. I think she's starting to get fairly pissed off when we've seen a nice one and I say that line in my best Karl voice.

I saw on bake off that Lottie did a 'steamed buns' burger design for her signature. Delightfully devilish Lottie.

HomesickRed · « **Reply #2487 on:** October 29, 2020, 05:54:40 pm »

Sometimes it's wordy, sometimes just pure slapstick genius: Stupid Sexy Flanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaeRM7X_yS4

disgraced cake · « **Reply #2488 on:** October 30, 2020, 06:01:51 pm »

THEY'RE DOGS ... AND THEY'RE PLAYING POKER!!!

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #2489 on:** November 1, 2020, 02:52:03 pm »

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2490 on:** November 2, 2020, 02:41:01 pm »

Mumm-Ra · « **Reply #2491 on:** November 10, 2020, 06:28:00 pm »

I think the PTA Disbands has to be in my top 5

“Simpson, I always thought you were... sneaky and manipulative. But now I see you’re really a very sensitive little boy.” – Principal Skinner
“Thank you, sir.” – Bart Simpson
“Aww.” – Principal Skinner

tubby · « **Reply #2492 on:** November 13, 2020, 04:44:09 pm »

tubby · « **Reply #2493 on:** November 13, 2020, 04:46:58 pm »

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2494 on:** November 26, 2020, 11:38:18 pm »

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back to prete-end!

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #2495 on:** December 30, 2020, 09:52:27 am »

Just watching the one were Homer becomes Sanitation Commissioner. Stonewall classic.

Jake · « **Reply #2496 on:** December 30, 2020, 07:51:49 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on December 30, 2020, 09:52:27 am

Just watching the one were Homer becomes Sanitation Commissioner. Stonewall classic.

Who can take the trash out

Stomp it down for you

El Lobo · « **Reply #2497 on:** December 30, 2020, 07:52:54 pm »

Statto Red · « **Reply #2498 on:** December 30, 2020, 08:01:32 pm »

Quote from: SproutsAndaFart on February 25, 2020, 12:49:54 pm

Behind these doors, a federal judge will ladle out steaming bowls of rich, creamy justice in a case the media have dubbed "Beat-Up Waiter."
This reporter suggested "Waitergate", but was howled down at the press club.

Homer has the best line with free hotel quote in that one.

Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Principal Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that".
Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel...
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO… ooh! Free Willy!
Principal Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: Aw.
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2499 on:** December 31, 2020, 07:57:21 pm »

Quote from: Statto Red on December 30, 2020, 08:01:32 pm

Homer has the best line with free hotel quote in that one.

Oh no! Willy didn't make it! And he crushed our boy!

Ugh, what a mess.

Mumm-Ra · « **Reply #2500 on:** December 31, 2020, 08:04:32 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on December 30, 2020, 09:52:27 am

Just watching the one were Homer becomes Sanitation Commissioner. Stonewall classic.

I sometimes refer to my kids as trash-eating stinkbags

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #2501 on:** December 31, 2020, 09:26:25 pm »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on December 30, 2020, 09:52:27 am

Just watching the one were Homer becomes Sanitation Commissioner. Stonewall classic.

Homer reminds me of Trump in that one

Patterson: I can't believe what I'm hearing.

Homer: Well, then you'd better turn up your hearing aid, Pops. [Crowd Laughing]

Patterson: Pops? I'm only two years older than you.

Homer: Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?

Patterson: What button? What the hell are you talking about?

Homer: What-What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2502 on:** January 7, 2021, 08:23:42 pm »

Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn't fix?

We're gonna sell him to Mr. Nikopopolous?

You're a dull boy, Billy.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #2503 on:** January 7, 2021, 09:49:31 pm »

'Every class will do its part to make our local bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial. Of course, you children are too young to remember that, with the possible exception of Kearney.'

'Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate!'

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #2504 on:** January 10, 2021, 03:04:39 pm »

Do alligators alligate?

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2505 on:** January 12, 2021, 07:16:55 pm »

Sky One showing Lisa The Vegetarian, King-Size Homer, Mother Simpson and Sideshow Bob's Last Gleamings in a row. What a lineup.

El Lobo · « **Reply #2506 on:** January 13, 2021, 07:10:35 pm »

Marge...is Lisa at camp Granada?

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #2507 on:** January 14, 2021, 07:51:05 pm »

I said I'm gonna punish you and come hell or high water I.. wait a minute. (hears ice cream truck) Ice cream truck! Me, me, I was here first!

Ray K · « **Reply #2508 on:** January 15, 2021, 12:22:58 am »

Quote from: gerrardisgod on January 14, 2021, 07:51:05 pm

I said I'm gonna punish you and come hell or high water I.. wait a minute. (hears ice cream truck) Ice cream truck! Me, me, I was here first!

Now, what were we talking about?
Uhh, you were talking about the time you beat jury duty.
Oh yeah. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Sheer Magnetism · « **Reply #2509 on:** January 15, 2021, 12:25:46 am »

Wait a minute...that's not the wallet inspector!

Statto Red · « **Reply #2510 on:** January 15, 2021, 12:42:12 am »

Homer looking for Australia on a globe.

"There it is Australia, I'll be dammed"

Spins the globe

Laughs

"Look at this country,"[Uruguay]"you are gay "

Laughs

Wonder what he'd say for Paraguay?

Statto Red · « **Reply #2511 on:** January 15, 2021, 03:16:34 pm »

Homer on the phone & rings the automated stock prices number
Homer "Animotion"
Automated announcer, "Animotion, up 1 & 1 half"
Homer "Whoo hooo"
Automated announcer "Yahoo, up 6 & a quarter"
Homer " ahh what is this crap?"
Automated announcer " FOX Broadcasting, down 8"

mkferdy · « **Reply #2512 on:** January 15, 2021, 03:28:25 pm »

Homer “It takes two to lie – one to lie and one to listen.”

disgraced cake · « **Reply #2513 on:** January 15, 2021, 06:17:50 pm »

There was nothing in Al Capone's vault, but it wasn't Geraldo's fault!

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #2514 on:** January 15, 2021, 06:22:27 pm »

They really do have some of the best writers around.

Hazell · « **Reply #2515 on:** January 15, 2021, 08:58:05 pm »

Quote from: WhereAngelsPlay on January 15, 2021, 06:22:27 pm

They really do have some of the best writers around.

Yep:

Sir Psycho Sexy · « **Reply #2516 on:** January 16, 2021, 12:50:59 am »

Principal Skinner: "A chance to bring down Bart Simpson? Our school's second most-wanted criminal after the mysterious El Barto?

Hmm... sign me up!"

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #2517 on:** January 16, 2021, 06:30:19 pm »

-It's German for "The Bart, The"
-No one who speaks German could be an evil man

Sheer Magnetism · « **Reply #2518 on:** January 16, 2021, 09:08:13 pm »

Quote from: WhereAngelsPlay on January 15, 2021, 06:22:27 pm

They really do have some of the best writers around.

Maybe a quarter of a century ago, not in a very, very long time.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #2519 on:** January 25, 2021, 03:18:16 pm »

I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!