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RAWKy Juxtaposition
« on: June 22, 2005, 11:33:43 pm »
There was a thread running a while back about humorous juxtapositions on the front page ofr the Boozer, but I couldn't remember what it was called to search it.

Anyway, this one was too good to miss:
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2005, 11:38:54 pm »
Eh? I'm consequentially thick by the way.

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2005, 11:40:57 pm »
You're trying too hard mate.

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2005, 11:42:24 pm »
im confused as well.

juxtaposition?
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2005, 11:44:14 pm »
You're trying too hard mate.

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Haha i was thinking the same thing
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2005, 11:45:40 pm »
It's a fancy way of saying side-by-side
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2005, 11:46:29 pm »
im confused as well.

juxtaposition?

it's what Houllier used to tell players when playing them somewhere they weren't suited to and had never played before.

"S'okay - ees juxtaposition"

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2005, 11:46:44 pm »
El Pres has also just coined the phrase 'RAWKy'. It'll be in the dictionary in a few yrs.

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2005, 11:49:24 pm »
I think I started the intial one.

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2005, 11:49:43 pm »
How about

Harry Potter

And

'The Boys From the Mersey' by Nicky Allt

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We Are The Champions!
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Champions Of Europe!
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Champions Of Europe!
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2005, 11:51:34 pm »

Them annoying quiz questions!

Only 2 left!

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2005, 11:52:08 pm »
Martina Navratalova
Strange names
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2005, 11:52:57 pm »
It's a fancy way of saying side-by-side

Never quite realised that.... always had a slightly different thought on it, which is my old english teacher's fault!!

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2005, 11:54:30 pm »
Where is Zippy
We need to talk about Kevin

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2005, 11:55:20 pm »
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2005, 11:55:35 pm »
the ones with three or four consecutively work best
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2005, 11:55:37 pm »
Pics for the girls and Matt S

I made a kid cry today

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2005, 11:57:23 pm »
Moon Super League starts today. ;D
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2005, 11:59:19 pm »
Your weirdest Ebay finds?
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2005, 11:59:21 pm »
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2005, 12:06:59 am »
Batman begins

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2005, 12:14:50 am »
juxtaposition is sort of like a visual oxymoron...  ;D :wave

e.g can be seen in "romeo and juliet" when romeo talks about "feather of lead" etc...
“This place will become a bastion of invincibility and you are very lucky young man to be here. They will all come here and be beaten son”

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2005, 12:15:24 am »
I thought it meant adjacent?
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2005, 12:17:46 am »
I thought it meant adjacent?

It does. Literally "Joined Position".
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2005, 12:20:08 am »
maybe that's the literal meaning of it?

but i was taught it when doing media cwk in english last year. when contrasting things are placed next to each other- it is a juxtaposition.
“This place will become a bastion of invincibility and you are very lucky young man to be here. They will all come here and be beaten son”

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2005, 12:20:51 am »
it's what Houllier used to tell players when playing them somewhere they weren't suited to and had never played before.

"S'okay - ees juxtaposition"

you're all wrong

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2005, 12:25:03 am »
maybe that's the literal meaning of it?

but i was taught it when doing media cwk in english last year. when contrasting things are placed next to each other- it is a juxtaposition.

yeh that's what I got told. Emily bloody Dickenson! Or Dickinson can't remember.

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2005, 12:37:10 am »
From page 4,

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2005, 01:08:36 am »
Get your pimp handle
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2005, 02:04:01 am »
I prefer the term RAWKie.

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2005, 02:31:49 am »
What do Liverpool need tonight?

Champions League qualification and the inconsistencies that shame football

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2005, 03:03:13 am »
Fleepin eck! Tons of em all on the front page of the boozer at 3 a.m.  :wave

1. Moon : pics for the girls and Matt S

2. Get your pimp handle : Martina Navratilova : Where is Zippy : Running with a black bag on

3. The funny photo thread : Don't piss yer pants game

4. FAO the grammer pollice : Thieving bastards! (Blurred got there first  :wave)

5. Newbie : Sunglasses

And finally, a sticky juxtaposition...

6. The RAWK bargain thread : Support this website?
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2005, 08:44:10 am »
Not sure it was juxtaposition (in terms of contrast, which would be the first usage that entered my mind, but hey ho), but remember what you are going on about. I personally quite like

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Thieving Bastards

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #34 on: June 23, 2005, 10:30:58 am »
There was a thread running a while back about humorous juxtapositions on the front page ofr the Boozer, but I couldn't remember what it was called to search it.

Anyway, this one was too good to miss:
 :D


http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php/topic,33790.0.html


:wave
Yep.

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #35 on: June 23, 2005, 04:05:41 pm »

Biggest Waste of Potential?

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2005, 04:08:19 pm »

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2005, 04:12:09 pm »
uh oh...
come on Tim!

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2005, 04:18:06 pm »
I made a kid cry today...

Anyone ever used a one handed bat?

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Re: RAWKy Juxtapostion
« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2005, 04:30:26 pm »

I made a kid cry today...

Anyone ever used a one handed bat?

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Can you spot a fake...?

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