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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #760 on: April 12, 2022, 08:28:51 pm »
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #761 on: April 12, 2022, 08:30:49 pm »
I fucking hate Bayern's supporters. They have the most generic and boring songs and you constantly hear that c*nt with the megaphone shout instructions. If I want to hear some bloke speak through a loudspeaker without being able to tell what he's saying I'll go to the train station...

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #762 on: April 12, 2022, 08:31:00 pm »
Huge chance for that for Musiala, should have scored really. Straight at the goalie though and a knock to the head for his troubles.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #763 on: April 12, 2022, 08:32:06 pm »
Incredible playing out from the back there from Real.
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #764 on: April 12, 2022, 08:32:56 pm »
Is lukaku injured or has he just been dropped?

I am sure they said that he was injured before the game 

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #765 on: April 12, 2022, 08:34:30 pm »
Nasty challenge that from Lewandowski, should be a booking, and it is.

Bayern already getting annoyed with Villarreal’s timewasting.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #766 on: April 12, 2022, 08:34:56 pm »
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #767 on: April 12, 2022, 08:35:03 pm »
Thomas Muller is the biggest gobshite going……. good player mind you

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #768 on: April 12, 2022, 08:35:14 pm »
Nasty challenge that from Lewandowski, should be a booking, and it is.

I'd have sent him off- violent conduct and a 3 match ban would do

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #769 on: April 12, 2022, 08:36:04 pm »
Villarreal look pretty comfortable
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #770 on: April 12, 2022, 08:37:28 pm »
Lewandowski 😂. Should be off the cheating Cnut, had to be a second yellow that?   He tried to pretend the foul was his though, sneakey turd

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #771 on: April 12, 2022, 08:38:14 pm »
Villarreal look pretty comfortable

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Tempting fate with that one.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #772 on: April 12, 2022, 08:38:20 pm »
This game is a bit feisty now  ;D


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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #773 on: April 12, 2022, 08:39:35 pm »
Ancelotti looks classy in his jacket, then you’ve Tuchel dressed like a 14-yr old lingering outside the off-licence.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #774 on: April 12, 2022, 08:40:04 pm »
boring as fuck if we end up playing city or chelsea in the final. i don’t see anyway RM get past both the f them.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #775 on: April 12, 2022, 08:40:31 pm »
So far Villarreal are defending well, but Bayern are well on top spending a lot of time in the final 3rd, and Villarreal seem to be getting deeper.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #776 on: April 12, 2022, 08:40:39 pm »
This game is a bit feisty now  ;D
Any Bayern or Villareal players close to a suspension? Not watching so need Rawkites to fill me in
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #777 on: April 12, 2022, 08:41:06 pm »
Ancelotti looks classy in his jacket, then you’ve Tuchel dressed like a 14-yr old lingering outside the off-licence.

agreed. looks like he’s parked his deliveroo scooter outside the stadium.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #778 on: April 12, 2022, 08:42:08 pm »
Big chance for Villarreal that, poor finish

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #779 on: April 12, 2022, 08:42:19 pm »
agreed. looks like he’s parked his deliveroo scooter outside the stadium.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #780 on: April 12, 2022, 08:42:19 pm »
Big miss by Villareal, slashed wide

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #781 on: April 12, 2022, 08:43:09 pm »
Big miss by Villareal, slashed wide
offside anyway but a poor miss
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #782 on: April 12, 2022, 08:43:18 pm »
Any Bayern or Villareal players close to a suspension? Not watching so need Rawkites to fill me in

Lucas Hernandez is one, not sure on others, I’m sure they will mention if/when someone is booked.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #783 on: April 12, 2022, 08:43:38 pm »
Thomas Muller is the biggest gobshite going……. good player mind you

Honestly think he's not even the biggest gobshite on Bayern.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #784 on: April 12, 2022, 08:44:09 pm »
That was the weirdest corner I've ever seen by Bayern, went so high and landed 25 yards out

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #785 on: April 12, 2022, 08:44:20 pm »
Real can't fuck this up, can they? Either way I think City do either of these sides in the semi.

I think Chelsea would be trickier. City would suffocate Real. For us (winning the league) I'd prefer Chelsea played City. For us winning the big Cup I'd prefer either of the Spanish teams. So where does that leave me !!

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #786 on: April 12, 2022, 08:44:26 pm »
boring as fuck if we end up playing city or chelsea in the final. i don’t see anyway RM get past both the f them.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #787 on: April 12, 2022, 08:45:16 pm »
Chelsea routinely have a little ‘injury’ break whenever they’re getting put under a bit of pressure.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #788 on: April 12, 2022, 08:45:22 pm »
So much football to be played

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #789 on: April 12, 2022, 08:46:25 pm »
Chelsea players know how to win a foul

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #790 on: April 12, 2022, 08:46:35 pm »
Chelsea routinely have a little ‘injury’ break whenever they’re getting put under a bit of pressure.
It’s their version of the tactical foul
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #791 on: April 12, 2022, 08:47:56 pm »
Villarreal are close to Atletico levels of cheating and shithousery.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #792 on: April 12, 2022, 08:48:10 pm »
Bayern Villarreal ballboys are ridiculous. Every time the ball even looks like going out they are recycling it way to quickly, almost 2 balls on the pitch at times.  Villarreal keeper goes to collect the ball for a goal kick and nearly gets booked because the ball boy has ran on to the pitch and place another ball on the spot ready for kick off.    Feck off. 

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #793 on: April 12, 2022, 08:48:34 pm »
Bayern have been dreadful here, ball to Sane, aimless cross, repeat.
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #794 on: April 12, 2022, 08:48:34 pm »
Chelsea routinely have a little ‘injury’ break whenever they’re getting put under a bit of pressure.
Is it Southampton who have been doing this? Thought I read that they’ve been faking injuries at the exact same time each week and then having a little team talk.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #795 on: April 12, 2022, 08:49:39 pm »
Is it Southampton who have been doing this? Thought I read that they’ve been faking injuries at the exact same time each week and then having a little team talk.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #796 on: April 12, 2022, 08:49:45 pm »
Villarreal are close to Atletico levels of cheating and shithousery.
I disagree, Bayern diving all over the place and spitting their dummies out when villerreal try and slow things down.

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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #797 on: April 12, 2022, 08:49:53 pm »
Villarreal are close to Atletico levels of cheating and shithousery.

Champions League quarter final, with a lead against a far superior team, it's understandable.

Atletico Madrid on the other hand act in the exact same way at home to Levante.
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #798 on: April 12, 2022, 08:49:55 pm »
Decent chance for Villarreal on the stroke of halftime
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Re: Champions League Quarter Finals.
« Reply #799 on: April 12, 2022, 08:51:07 pm »
Go on Villareal, sink Bayern.