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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #120 on: January 9, 2014, 08:39:11 pm »
As you know, I don't bluff about my picks in sheep drafts.

Chakan and I are going for someone who has scored in the finals of the Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup and UEFA Cup.

Feel free to block us  :lickin

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #121 on: January 9, 2014, 08:41:42 pm »
A bit of hook nosed, inbred genius for Vagabond and myself. Very nice.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #122 on: January 9, 2014, 08:42:27 pm »
As you know, I don't bluff about my picks in sheep drafts.

Chakan and I are going for someone who has scored in the finals of the Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup and UEFA Cup.

Feel free to block us  :lickin

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #123 on: January 9, 2014, 09:03:47 pm »
As you know, I don't bluff about my picks in sheep drafts.

Chakan and I are going for someone who has scored in the finals of the Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup and UEFA Cup.

Feel free to block us  :lickin

Well i've picked him so change it or get blocked. He'll fit in well with Cantona.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #124 on: January 9, 2014, 09:04:26 pm »
Well i've picked him so change it or get blocked. He'll fit in well with Cantona.

Yeah not going to happen mate. On to round 3.

I would change my pick to him just to stop even the thought of him lining up next to Cantona.
« Last Edit: January 9, 2014, 09:06:21 pm by Chakan »

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #125 on: January 9, 2014, 09:07:25 pm »
Think I'll try get blocked the whole way through, see what I end up with.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #126 on: January 9, 2014, 09:09:07 pm »
Yeah not going to happen mate. On to round 3.

I would change my pick to him just to stop even the thought of him lining up next to Cantona.
I want him to play against Cantona to give him a hard tackle and say "au revoir".

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #127 on: January 9, 2014, 09:24:26 pm »
I want him to play against Cantona to give him a hard tackle and say "au revoir".

you underestimate the power of the seagulls.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #128 on: January 9, 2014, 09:25:28 pm »
Anyone selected an ITV pundit?

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #129 on: January 9, 2014, 09:26:07 pm »
Anyone selected an ITV pundit?

Adrian Chiles is a shit player mate
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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #130 on: January 9, 2014, 09:32:45 pm »
Had a feeling McGrath would get through. This round is not going to be pretty though. Not many top class players to pick from
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #131 on: January 9, 2014, 09:33:41 pm »
Anyone selected an ITV pundit?

Yep. Seriously.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #132 on: January 9, 2014, 09:37:02 pm »
Yep. Seriously.
;D This'll be eventful.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #133 on: January 9, 2014, 09:40:57 pm »
;D This'll be eventful.

Just going to go for the best players. It was a toss up between between him and who Chakan and Prof picked.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #134 on: January 9, 2014, 09:44:30 pm »
Slim enough pickings this round anyway.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #135 on: January 9, 2014, 10:01:09 pm »
I've realized that the team I make will almost certainly be hated as a result of being full of c*nts
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #136 on: January 9, 2014, 10:03:33 pm »
Well fuck you very much Chakan

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #137 on: January 9, 2014, 10:12:34 pm »
Well fuck you very much Chakan
He was our left-field pick   :wanker

Just keep your mits off captain fantastic this round

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #138 on: January 9, 2014, 10:13:22 pm »
I've realized that the team I make will almost certainly be hated as a result of being full of c*nts
Ah, you're a bit keen are you?

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #139 on: January 9, 2014, 11:01:07 pm »
Ah, you're a bit keen are you?
Oh no, just stating a fact. It's going to be quite hard to create a likeable team in this one.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #140 on: January 9, 2014, 11:59:16 pm »
Round Two

I love an average player. There's nothing I love more than a bang-average player who's made a healthy career despite his massive, crushing mediocrity. That's what makes me such a huge fan of Wimbledon, Spurs and Charlton 'legend' Chris Perry.

Criterion -  Select a player who appeared in more Premier League games than Chris Perry (363 in his distinguished career).

Deadline - 7pm GMT on 10th January, or when all drafters have submitted their selection (whichever is sooner).

Simple. The Premier League's longest serving player of all time.

Round Three please.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #141 on: January 10, 2014, 08:57:43 am »
Simple. The Premier League's longest serving player of all time.

Round Three please.

Or his buddy who has suddenly become better then the best....... ::)

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #142 on: January 10, 2014, 09:12:07 am »
Wow. Just realized, so many 'bang average' players with more than 363 app. in this league.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #143 on: January 10, 2014, 10:53:31 am »
Read it as 263 last night so I've been deliberating over Hyypia or Bergkamp....  :-[
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #144 on: January 10, 2014, 11:30:50 am »
Just as long as your not picking "The" man we'll be on good terms Lobo.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #145 on: January 10, 2014, 11:42:27 am »
I'm picking the stupidest left back in the word  :lickin

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #146 on: January 10, 2014, 12:29:34 pm »
Well fuck you very much Chakan

You know how you're missing out on bets by one goal? Karma.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #147 on: January 10, 2014, 12:30:35 pm »
Just as long as your not picking "The" man we'll be on good terms Lobo.

He's got 'the man' in his name
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #148 on: January 10, 2014, 01:20:25 pm »
You know how you're missing out on bets by one goal? Karma.

Did not bank on anyone bothering to pick a goalkeeper in round one.

Anyway, are we going to be waiting 24 hours for every single round?

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #149 on: January 10, 2014, 01:22:34 pm »
Did not bank on anyone bothering to pick a goalkeeper in round one.

Anyway, are we going to be waiting 24 hours for every single round?

Yeah that was my thought as well to be honest.

Well if prateek keeps using the full 24hrs then I suppose so.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #150 on: January 10, 2014, 01:23:55 pm »
No.


Cheers mate.

That wasn't a genuine question though, more of a subtle hint for people to get a bloody move on.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #151 on: January 10, 2014, 03:27:09 pm »
how many left to send?

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #152 on: January 10, 2014, 03:31:07 pm »
I made my pick fast so stay away

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #153 on: January 10, 2014, 03:33:35 pm »
I don't think Prateek has sent, he's in India so not our time zone, told him to go for his instincts this round as I am away most of the day! He'll pick at about 6:58 :)
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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #154 on: January 10, 2014, 03:39:46 pm »
I've sent mine in last night.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #155 on: January 10, 2014, 04:17:43 pm »
Am I the only one causing the hold up?
Not any more then. I am picking. Somebody is getting blocked for sure. No body is getting HIM.

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #156 on: January 10, 2014, 04:37:35 pm »
Yup didn't see us getting Gerrard. Onto round 3 :(

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #157 on: January 10, 2014, 04:39:10 pm »
Sir Les made 389 appearances according to this dodgy source Vagabond dug up!
 
http://www.worldfootball.net/alltime_top_player/eng-premier-league/1/

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #158 on: January 10, 2014, 04:43:44 pm »
According to the less-dodgy site, known as the Premier League's own site, he didn't. His career breakdown on Wiki backs that up, too.

Think it might be including some First Division appearances before the Premier League era.

Fucking hell - that website includes his 39 matches in the old Division One for QPR between 1990-1992 as Premier League...I need a new manager. :D

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Re: Premier League Sheep Draft - Discussion
« Reply #159 on: January 10, 2014, 04:44:54 pm »
I love sheering sheep.