Topic: Adverts you hate

[Djibriliant]

Hate those bastard double glazing one 'Call 0800 106 107(or whatever) NOW!!!' and pretty much every mortgage/car insurance one

[JimmyGrunt]

the music off that fuckin e-on advert annoys the fuck out of me!!!!

That loan one too.....the woman with the Geordie voice "Josh.....your dads found ya scooooooooo-a!!"

[GinKop]

Hate those Phones4u adverts - totally shit and unfunny.

[Taylor_LFC]

Hate those bastard double glazing one 'Call 0800 106 107(or whatever) NOW!!!' and pretty much every mortgage/car insurance one

I hate that one as well.

[jaygraham]

 

It was later explained to me that somehow scoring that goal meant that it was a draw and both teams could keep the trophy.

Lol as if one set of supporters would be celebrating the fact they had just lost the chance to have the trophy outright! hahaha Yay! We got a draw!

[Brigor Cheyaore]

You're all lucky you don't have to watch this fucking shameless commercial every time you try to watch a simple fucking game.  Fuck off Mellencamp, you're a talentless whore.

[RedTerry]

You're all lucky you don't have to watch this fucking shameless commercial every time you try to watch a simple fucking game.  Fuck off Mellencamp, you're a talentless whore.

Wow, thats dreadfully patriotic. You poor bastard!

[PaulF]

Wow, thats dreadfully patriotic. You poor bastard!

Canyoneroooooo

[Mikeebee]

Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs&feature=related

[PaulF]

I've never seen that ad.
What does the stuff do?

[Mikeebee]

It's a homeopathic headache cream (can you guess where you put it? ) they make other stuff too

[adopted_scouser]

Are DFS ever NOT having a sale?

[IloveGuinness17]

This fuckin add makes my blood boil. Its not only untrue but the fact that the c*nt is wearing a Man Utd top is what does my head in. By the way there are several of these.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pUPopw0iTWY

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kgAg2UwVpuY&feature=related


This one....this fucking one....everytime I see it I get this vision in my head of him laying on the ground and me kicking him right in ribs
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=82n3l5yQgIw&feature=related

[AB LFC]

"If it's not really looow, I don't want to know."

Cunting shitbag of a woman!

[Rizla]

That new halifax advert with the Chinese kid singing, think Grifter did a rant on that one somewhere and was bang on with his 'assessment' 

Didnt think they could get more irritating than the previous ones but they somehow were able to pull it off 

[Oingy Boingy]

i fucking can't stand that Kerry katona ones on the radio.

for fucks sake, i mean i am trying to drive and i have to put up with that c*nt of bitch going on about how cheap some shitty frozen chips are.
it gets to the point were i think, " fuck it, its just not worth it, if i take a sharp turn now i will be in the river and ridden of her worthless, cunting, may aswell hang herself using barbed wire while rubbing vinegar into her throat, bitch of a voice"

and before you say, why don't you turn the radio off, i have tried that, its just that her fucking voice is stuck in, i mean it could be used for better purposes.
immigration for example, stick her on loud speaker and all those polish fellers coming here will take one listen and turn right back round, who could blame them,.

the fucking script is a fucking rank as the ugly bitches face.

" what have you got today karen"

" well kerry, today i have bought a shovel to beat you to death with, then i have some compost to bury your fucking pointless corpse with, then i have a nice frozen curry to eat while watching the worms skull fuck you"

" and all for only 4 quid".

and she can  shove a prawn ring up her hole whilst shes there......

[Conde]

MORTAGE POINT, 70808080.

or something like tht

[AB LFC]

I saw the Halifax guy in Leeds last week. My facial expressions to him weren't very sweet, to say the least.

[The Bournemouth Red]

Some of this has been covered in the products that annoy you thread, but after watching the TV last night, I felt this deserves a category all of its own.

I'll start with the one for Clear Score with the ridiculous talking dog called Moose.

"Watcha doin'? Watcha doin'? Watcha doin'?"

If it was me, I'd be contacting Dogs Trust.

[Rysoph76]

Me and my kids love that dog  I also love the dog in the Bulldog moisturiser advert.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/sZLixH9MFtE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/sZLixH9MFtE</a>

[Frank Becton]

Any moneysupermarket or confused.com one's.

The Kamara Ladbrokes one's also annoy me, especially where they do that daft 'fish' celebration.

[So… Howard Philips]

Nivea ads.

[Titi Camara]

That smug fucker selling his vacuum cleaner thing.

[Nobby Reserve]

Any ad that ends with "nnnn, Danone"

Especially that fucking bear one

[theredguy03]

The Amazon Prime advert with the baby crying at the dog. It's on about 100 times a day, no exaggeration.

[Nobby Reserve]

The Amazon Prime advert with the baby crying at the dog. It's on about 100 times a day, no exaggeration.

But even though Amazon are a bunch of vampiric, tax-dodging twats, their adverts are at least good & have some level of thought going into them.

Unlike a bear eating yoghurt.

[rob1966]

The McNastys ad where the only thing a kid and his dead dad had in common was they ate fillet of fish.

All the funeral planning ads.

The PPI ads - Insert Name, we are experts in winning money for our clients and will fight for you - no you are not you lying c*nts, you just get some kid on minimum wage to fill in a fucking form.

[Ziltoid]

That smug fucker selling his vacuum cleaner thing.

[Titi Camara]

Ha ha I fucking knew you'd be along shortly

[So… Howard Philips]

The Amazon Prime advert with the baby crying at the dog. It's on about 100 times a day, no exaggeration.

The thing is when the smug dad puts the wig on the gentle, lovely dog it looks like a lion.

What sort of message is that for the poor kid.

[Nobby Reserve]

The thing is when the smug dad puts the wig on the gentle, lovely dog it looks like a lion.

What sort of message is that for the poor kid.

At least the dad cares about the dog's feelings. The mother just ignores it, probably trying to work out how many housebricks tied round its neck it'll take to sink the fur-shedding bastard.

[Frank Becton]

Postcode Lottery one's especially the one where they are dancing around to the Paul McCartney song.

[Ziltoid]

Ha ha I fucking knew you'd be along shortly

On my battery powered fucking lawnmower

[zero zero]

The McNastys ad where the only thing a kid and his dead dad had in common was they ate fillet of fish.

Terrible, terrible ad. Unbelievable how many people would have seen the script and then approved it to get it made.

There's some hamster where the music is The Ace of Spades. Fuck off!

[Buck Pete]

At least the dad cares about the dog's feelings. The mother just ignores it, probably trying to work out how many housebricks tied round its neck it'll take to sink the fur-shedding bastard.

[Carllfc]

Paddy Power adverts.

[God's Left Peg]

Paddy Power adverts.

The laddish as fuck Ladbroke ones really used to grind my gears; not sure if they’re still doing the rounds. Designed to reel in thick, impressionable, insecure morons.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Man gets out of jail.
Man gets a job.
Man plays football with his son.
Mans tell woman he can’t look after son on Thursday because he has a job.

Man is in too much pain to get out of bed - arthritis affects us all.

WHAT?!?!

[Buck Pete]

Terrible, terrible ad. Unbelievable how many people would have seen the script and then approved it to get it made.

Only saw that a few times. Think it could have been pulled and rightly so.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

I don't watch adverts on TV, ever.