Topic: Harry Maguire considering his options thread

[rob1966]

When's this picture from? I can't find the original on the web.

Its a still from an official Man Utd video.  focus is on Fernandes and fatty shaw is in the background.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1267104043379290112

[FiSh77]

This man can't be serious about his career

[TepidT2O]

Its a still from an official Man Utd video.  focus is on Fernandes and fatty shaw is in the background.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1267104043379290112

Mesmerising


He flicks it up and does two headers



The desperation to find a player that isn’t shite is brilliant

[FiSh77]

Mesmerising


He flicks it up and does two headers



The desperation to find a player that isn’t shite is brilliant

Such great control he has to move about 8 yards

[Hazell]

Such great control he has to move about 8 yards

It would have been more impressive if the video had shown Luke Shaw moving 8 yards without being out of breath.

[TomDcs]

Its a still from an official Man Utd video.  focus is on Fernandes and fatty shaw is in the background.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1267104043379290112

In the replies...

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been involved in the improvement of:
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• Wayne Rooney
• Carlos Tevez
• Marcus Rashford
• Anthony Martial
• Mason Greenwood
• Erling Håland

..but I'm supposed to believe he'd be a bad coach for Jadon Sancho.

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdrobbo

[Dim Glas]

In the replies...

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been involved in the improvement of:
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• Wayne Rooney
• Carlos Tevez
• Marcus Rashford
• Anthony Martial
• Mason Greenwood
• Erling Håland

..but I'm supposed to believe he'd be a bad coach for Jadon Sancho.

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdrobbo

I love how he’s taking some random quote about Ronaldo listening to players around him including Solskjaer, as being some sort of evidence he helped improve him  And then he’s answering everyone who calls him out on it, by quoting the same nonsense quote again!

[TomDcs]

I love how he’s taking some random quote about Ronaldo listening to players around him including Solskjaer, as being some sort of evidence he helped improve him  And then he’s answering everyone who calls him out on it, by quoting the same nonsense quote again!

Even if you just isolate it to the players he’s currently training at United, where’s the evidence that he’s actually improved them?! Or is this just based on the shittiest unbeaten run they went on pre-lockdown, of which there’s no evidence to suggest it’s not just a bit of a fluke. You know like that run on which they took the decision to hire him permanently off the back off? Assume Igahlo’s extension is another massive indicator of... something.  Deluded bunch.

[Scottymuser]

I love how he’s taking some random quote about Ronaldo listening to players around him including Solskjaer, as being some sort of evidence he helped improve him  And then he’s answering everyone who calls him out on it, by quoting the same nonsense quote again!

It's absolute bs isn't it?  Their delusion sometimes ...

[PaulF]

Is that Matt Lucas

That's brilliant. The only gay in the village sprang to mind when I saw Shaw, but I didn't know there was such a likeness out there.

[4pool]

Hmmmmmmmm...    

https://twitter.com/Noah_Arsenal/status/1267556760014983171

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Was that Bruno fernandes all lives matter black background actually real or a twitter fake?

[Dim Glas]

Was that Bruno fernandes all lives matter black background actually real or a twitter fake?

It was real, but i’d presume it was a genuine mistake for someone who’s English may not be that great and didn’t realise the connotations!

[Lush is the best medicine...]

It was real, but i’d presume it was a genuine mistake for someone who’s English may not be that great and didn’t realise the connotations!

yeah that’s what I thought, doubt he’d know all that much about the connotations of it

[sinnermichael]

Haha bless.

Saul Niguez had their fans on strings.

[Kekule]

Haha.

Cue the "never wanted Saul Niguez anyway. Scott McTominay has a higher ceiling" shouts.

[Crosby Nick]

Haha.

Cue the "never wanted Saul Niguez anyway. Scott McTominay has a higher ceiling" shouts.

He’s not called Saul Sauce is he?

McTominay all the way.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

As much as I hate that kind of thing on social media but it’s doing good stuff keeping kids active, plus it strung along the dumber section of the manc support base so good stuff Saul!

[kj999]

In the replies...

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been involved in the improvement of:
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• Wayne Rooney
• Carlos Tevez
• Marcus Rashford
• Anthony Martial
• Mason Greenwood
• Erling Håland

..but I'm supposed to believe he'd be a bad coach for Jadon Sancho.

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdrobbo

I just had a good 20 minutes pissing myself at that Twitter feed... Hilarious stuff!
It explains why Utd have won the European Cup and PL for thae last 5 years in a row when they have such amazing players with amazing stats...

....oh, wait...

[Medellin]

Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112

[PaulF]

Imagine the difference between our managers in an empty stadium. Ours will be like a one man kop. Theirs....

[Original]

Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112

Hahaha them jeans he has on in that picture, he's the Alpha manc him isnt he

[RedForeverTT]

Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112

Man, I couldn't make out what he is trying to say

[Crosby Nick]

Man, I couldn't make out what he is trying to say

He makes Joe Pasquale sound like Barry White.

[FiSh77]

Hahaha them jeans he has on in that picture, he's the Alpha manc him isnt he

Imagine him and Andeh having a love child, it would be the uber manc, we'd have to win another European cup just so the c*nt could count them all on one hand

[Kekule]

Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112

Hang on. McTominay is the scottish Darren Fletcher?!

[sinnermichael]

Just had a new flatmate move in. Turns out he's a Man United fan.

He really picked a bad time to move in. He might be wishing he can move out again in a few weeks. 

[sinnermichael]

When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

[FiSh77]

When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

They practice on getting the ball through Luke Shaw's cankles so no wonder they're boss at them

[RedForeverTT]

When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

As if it is something to be celebrated. Really cringe and I bet their fans will find it that way.

It’s funny that 3 years on they are still struggling with what to do with Paul Pogba. Every year you hear their fans tell you his is the best midfielder in the world. It’s the 4th year soon and I can bet you my house he would still be pedestrian.

[Peabee]

When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

Every team is likely to be the “best” at some measured event. They’ve had to pore through lists of stats to find that.

[afc tukrish]

Every team is likely to be the “best” at some measured event. They’ve had to pore through lists of stats to find that.

With Shaw in the side, the are best at a whole smorgasbord of events...

a veritable buffet, as it were...

[Son of Spion]

When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

 

Liverpool 19/20 -

European Champions '19.

European Super Cup Winners '20.

World Club Cup Winners '20.

English Champions 19/20.


Man United -

Nutmeg Champions-Elect 19/20.   

Well done, fellas. Back on the perch, eh. 

[Lush is the best medicine...]

When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

had to check that’s the official account from the self proclaimed biggest club in the world

[Hazell]

had to check that’s the official account from the self proclaimed biggest club in the world

ha ha didn't see that before. They're constantly finding new ways of embarrassing themselves.

[LanceLink!!!!!]

Null and void the fucking season now please, can't bare to see them win the Nutmeg Cup again

[Son of Spion]

Null and void the fucking season now please, can't bare to see them win the Nutmeg Cup again

Yep, it's killing me, too.

Painful viewing. 

Mind you, their trophy will, of course, come with an asterisk which they haven't claimed as their own. 

[Brian Blessed]

Nutmeg FC have totally shown us up.

[newterp]

Nutmeg FC have totally shown us up.

Slipped one through the wickets

[wampa1]

Reminds of when they won the most crosses from the byline award.