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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #6160 on: April 15, 2021, 03:48:36 pm »
Sorry if already mentioned but kneeling down to tie your lace when we are on the edge of their box chasing a goal? criminal - even in sunday league id throw the shoe off and play barefooted until it went out of play

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« Reply #6161 on: April 15, 2021, 03:56:50 pm »
Sorry if already mentioned but kneeling down to tie your lace when we are on the edge of their box chasing a goal? criminal - even in sunday league id throw the shoe off and play barefooted until it went out of play

Have to say when we saw him messing with his foot it did get a slow head turn to each other at the same time. Was thinking if he's not just discovered gangrene I'm gonna be seriously fucked off. Just didn't believe he was fixing his laces.

Not exactly the determination you want to see, but maybe it summed up the belief of some at that point as we faded badly towards the end facing the white Burnley wall.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #6162 on: April 15, 2021, 04:00:15 pm »
It was weird. I thought he was injured for a minute
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #6163 on: April 15, 2021, 04:12:42 pm »
Have to say when we saw him messing with his foot it did get a slow head turn to each other at the same time. Was thinking if he's not just discovered gangrene I'm gonna be seriously fucked off. Just didn't believe he was fixing his laces.

Not exactly the determination you want to see, but maybe it summed up the belief of some at that point as we faded badly towards the end facing the white Burnley wall.

And not something you want to see from your stand in captain.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #6164 on: April 19, 2021, 09:57:45 pm »
16 passes completed in 94 minutes of football. Alisson had 25 FFS.

Milner and Thiago worked their socks off today, Wijnaldum has already checked out.
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« Reply #6165 on: April 19, 2021, 09:58:51 pm »
He was absolutely horrendous (actually that might be harsh, he just didn't like...do anything) , give him a few mins v Palace so the crowd can appreciate what he's done for us over the years but other than that he shouldn't be near a team sheet for us again.

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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #6166 on: April 19, 2021, 09:59:27 pm »
That’s pretty disgraceful for a CM in a game we completely dominated for an hour
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #6167 on: April 19, 2021, 09:59:51 pm »
He's making us miss him less. Clever lad.

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« Reply #6168 on: April 19, 2021, 10:02:29 pm »
He’s downed tools.

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« Reply #6169 on: April 19, 2021, 10:02:52 pm »
Not sure if it’s more alarming he’s starting games for us given what he’s producing or that he’s staying on the pitch for 90 mins game after game

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« Reply #6170 on: April 19, 2021, 10:03:30 pm »
Continues to be awful - there’s definitely an element of fatigue but just before half time when he had two east options to play through on goal and he preceded to smack the ball at Bobby - you can’t blame that on fatigue.

Drop him, shouldn’t play for us anymore.

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« Reply #6171 on: April 19, 2021, 10:04:12 pm »
Gini thank you for your service and you’ve done great for us in the past, but you clearly don’t want to be here anymore.

Honestly can’t see why he starts for us anymore, lately he’s been pretty awful.  Good luck to him wherever he ends up next season.

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« Reply #6172 on: April 19, 2021, 10:05:00 pm »
I can't see Barcelona wanting him anymore with performances like these. Probably end up at Inter Milan which is a PL retirement home anyways. Disappointing end to what was a great stint at the club.
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« Reply #6173 on: April 19, 2021, 10:06:17 pm »
The franchise clearly needs some younger legs in midfield for next season

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« Reply #6174 on: April 19, 2021, 10:07:29 pm »
Sleep walks games massively. Too many times in this season and others where by there's big chunks of time in games that you don't see him interact with the play at all.

His lack of forward thinking passing annoys me at times which was exemplified in the first half when he had the chance to slide Mane in but for some strange season decided to keep hold of the ball.

I've praised his strength, ability to shield and protect the ball in the past but huge parts of his game frustrate me hugely.
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« Reply #6175 on: April 19, 2021, 10:07:56 pm »
Has someone got a gif of that pass he should have played to Mane on 40-minutes?
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #6176 on: April 19, 2021, 10:09:21 pm »
When he didn’t slide Mané in  :butt

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« Reply #6177 on: April 19, 2021, 10:12:39 pm »
When he didn’t slide Mané in  :butt
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Re: Brazilian Porn Review Topic (Warning: may contain Wijnaldum)
« Reply #6178 on: April 19, 2021, 10:18:21 pm »
16 passes completed in 94 minutes of football. Alisson had 25 FFS.

Milner and Thiago worked their socks off today, Wijnaldum has already checked out.

Yeah but if you don't see what he did in those 16 passes you don't understand football etc etc

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« Reply #6179 on: April 19, 2021, 10:20:42 pm »
Yeah but if you don't see what he did in those 16 passes you don't understand football etc etc
He’s the glue that holds it all together.....
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« Reply #6180 on: April 19, 2021, 10:24:27 pm »
He’s the glue that holds it all together.....

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« Reply #6181 on: April 19, 2021, 10:36:54 pm »
He’s the glue that holds it all together.....

Surely that’s Firmino 😉

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« Reply #6182 on: April 19, 2021, 10:40:43 pm »
Surely that’s Firmino 😉
He’s the one that ‘links’ it all together  ;D
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« Reply #6183 on: April 19, 2021, 10:47:58 pm »
He’s going so should be used sparingly. 2nd half when we couldn’t string a pass together he should of been replaced for Keita. Poor from Klopp

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« Reply #6184 on: April 20, 2021, 05:21:09 am »
He’s going so should be used sparingly. 2nd half when we couldn’t string a pass together he should of been replaced for Keita. Poor from Klopp

Wijnaldum is one of the biggest thing that is wrong with the club. We should have sold him at the end of last season and get a good young player like Bissouma.

After not selling him, he should have been phased out slowly and given a bit part role. He is given a chance to play every single week, even when he is so poor. Even in key matches like the UCL quarters.

I love Klopp but this Gini fascination is really awful.

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« Reply #6185 on: April 20, 2021, 05:34:28 am »
I said ages ago we shouldn't be playing him unless we had no choice.
We're getting him ready for Barca and fuck that.

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« Reply #6186 on: April 20, 2021, 12:17:50 pm »
Yeah but if you don't see what he did in those 16 passes you don't understand football etc etc

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« Reply #6187 on: April 20, 2021, 12:18:59 pm »
I love Gini to death but christ he was anonymous, he might as well been playing a role in a new Casper movie.

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« Reply #6188 on: April 21, 2021, 12:44:53 am »
I love Gini to death but christ he was anonymous, he might as well been playing a role in a new Casper movie.
They're making another movie about the Leicester keeper?
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« Reply #6189 on: April 21, 2021, 08:49:45 am »
I'm glad that the penny has finally dropped for many supporters and hopefully he doesn't have a change of heart and stays. We need better.

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« Reply #6190 on: April 21, 2021, 09:16:25 am »
A brilliant player in a malfunctioning team. The lad is exhausted. He's permanently fit and ready to play and Jurgen picks him for virtually every game. (I wonder why?) It seems from the comments that he's lost the loyalty of many supporters now. Some of them are  even happy to admit they never did understand what he brought to our most successful side in two generations - hence the sarcastic asides about 'being the glue in the team' etc.

Keep fighting Gini lad. You're a brilliant footballer and Liverpool are always better with you on the pitch. It's sad you'll never get the farewell you deserve. YNWA.
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« Reply #6191 on: April 24, 2021, 02:27:20 pm »
Valuable contribution once again

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« Reply #6192 on: April 24, 2021, 02:28:27 pm »
What is Klopp playing at leaving him on? We NEED  to control the ball given our defence. You cannot be taking off Thiago and leaving him on.

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« Reply #6193 on: April 24, 2021, 02:29:06 pm »
Have we won a game with him captain?
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« Reply #6194 on: April 24, 2021, 02:29:40 pm »
Offered nothing yet again and the one time he tried to pass forward it ended with Salah nearly getting injured.

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« Reply #6195 on: April 24, 2021, 02:31:39 pm »
Another terrible display, another 90 minutes. What does he have to do to get taken off?

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« Reply #6196 on: April 24, 2021, 02:33:50 pm »
Offered nothing yet again and the one time he tried to pass forward it ended with Salah nearly getting injured.
It would be interesting to know what his role was today as he offered virtually nothing going forward and did little to protect the defence.

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« Reply #6197 on: April 24, 2021, 02:36:02 pm »
Another terrible display, another 90 minutes. What does he have to do to get taken off?

On today's evidence being the best midfielder and constantly looking for the ball should suffice.

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« Reply #6198 on: April 24, 2021, 02:37:20 pm »
Considering we’ve effectively played every game he’s started with 10 men, we’ve done alright this year.

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« Reply #6199 on: April 24, 2021, 02:40:05 pm »
He's dropped off a cliff form wise. I'm not sure if it's because his head is elsewhere or what.