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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3920 on: July 14, 2019, 12:31:51 pm »
That's what the reviews are for, awful umpiring again.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3921 on: July 14, 2019, 12:33:14 pm »
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3922 on: July 14, 2019, 12:34:03 pm »
Right, come on boys. Let’s get 2 or 3 quick ones.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3923 on: July 14, 2019, 12:34:13 pm »
At last, that Dharmasena really is a shit umpire though.

He is bound to mess up when England bat too.

Hopefully England have learnt there lesson, won't go to review on a plum LBW when they're batting.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3924 on: July 14, 2019, 12:35:42 pm »
for those keeping score that's drs 2, dharmasena nil.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3925 on: July 14, 2019, 12:35:50 pm »
I mean - decent review, but how’s this guy umpiring in a world cup final - missed that, misses the Roy one. Would be easier if Erasmus was umpiring on his own...

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3926 on: July 14, 2019, 12:36:47 pm »
for those keeping score that's drs 2, dharmasena nil.


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Brings the question why did the ICC think he was good enough to umpire a final.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3927 on: July 14, 2019, 12:38:34 pm »
Sidenote:

Lancs are 227/3 after bowling Sussex out for 127.

Can you imagine being a county player and having to play a match today whilst the World Cup final is on? I bet Old Trafford is empty too after having a good crowd on yesterday.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3928 on: July 14, 2019, 12:38:36 pm »
That's the match there I think.

Low 200s for NZ now, if they are lucky.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3929 on: July 14, 2019, 12:39:32 pm »
That's the match there I think.

Too early for that. Nicholls is firmly set for NZ, he'll have to do what Williamson was going to do and bat deep. If he does that it will negate Williamson's wicket.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3930 on: July 14, 2019, 12:39:34 pm »
for those keeping score that's drs 2, dharmasena nil.

He gave Guptill out which was upheld on review didn’t he? Granted it was plumb and a daft review so he shouldn’t get too much credit.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3931 on: July 14, 2019, 12:40:08 pm »
for those keeping score that's drs 2, dharmasena nil.

Poor decision, not sure why he didn’t give that originally, there was nothing else it could have hit and there was a definite noise.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3932 on: July 14, 2019, 12:41:30 pm »
Yeah, as commentators are saying Plunkett bowling fuller and hence better.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3933 on: July 14, 2019, 12:43:00 pm »
That's the match there I think.

Low 200s for NZ now, if they are lucky.

far too early to be saying that. if they were 110/8 it'd be another matter but they're only 2 down and taylor is quality.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3934 on: July 14, 2019, 12:44:09 pm »
far too early to be saying that. if they were 110/8 it'd be another matter but they're only 2 down and taylor is quality.
Should still make high 200s.

Any score above 200 is hard to chase under the pressure of it being the World Cup final
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3935 on: July 14, 2019, 12:45:53 pm »
NZ need Taylor to roll back the years here.

I remember watching him play some superb knocks in the past.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3936 on: July 14, 2019, 12:47:02 pm »
Should still make high 200s.

Any score above 200 is hard to chase under the pressure of it being the World Cup final

and they've got trint who I expect to pick up at least 2 or 3 on here.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3937 on: July 14, 2019, 12:48:04 pm »
and they've got trint who I expect to pick up at least 2 or 3 on here.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3938 on: July 14, 2019, 12:48:24 pm »
Bowled him!

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3939 on: July 14, 2019, 12:48:43 pm »
and another for the plunk. nice one big man.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3940 on: July 14, 2019, 12:48:45 pm »
Ker Plunk!
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3941 on: July 14, 2019, 12:50:00 pm »
Boom!

I’m glad I didn’t hit post when I typed ‘Plunketts bowling shit here’ a few overs ago :D
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3942 on: July 14, 2019, 12:52:25 pm »
Boom!

I’m glad I didn’t hit post when I typed ‘Plunketts bowling shit here’ a few overs ago :D

Why? He was bowling absolute rubbish - he's now bowling fuller and more accurately.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3943 on: July 14, 2019, 12:52:45 pm »
and they've got trint who I expect to pick up at least 2 or 3 on here.

Ut’s hus sort of putch.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3945 on: July 14, 2019, 12:54:12 pm »
Need to get Taylor out
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3946 on: July 14, 2019, 12:54:41 pm »
Massive inside edge onto the stumps  ;D

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3947 on: July 14, 2019, 12:56:01 pm »
Did I say they'll be lucky to get into the low 200s  ;)

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3948 on: July 14, 2019, 12:58:57 pm »
Nice Shane :D

How's the Lancs game going Nick? I assume you are listening to that rather than watching this side event!  8)
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3949 on: July 14, 2019, 01:01:42 pm »
Gone on then lads, explain this one to me. They keep showing this 2.5 metre slope, how does it help or hinder the bowlers, looks like Rashid is currently bowling downhill. 
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3950 on: July 14, 2019, 01:03:23 pm »
commentators (usually from the subcontinent) saying "wrong one" always amuses me

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3951 on: July 14, 2019, 01:04:34 pm »
England are strangling the life out of NZ right now.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3952 on: July 14, 2019, 01:05:09 pm »
England are strangling the life out of NZ right now.

No boundary in 11 overs. Rebuilding or not, that isn't going to get it done.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3953 on: July 14, 2019, 01:06:25 pm »
30 overs gone already
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3954 on: July 14, 2019, 01:07:37 pm »
New Zealand do look a little pedestrian in their batting but they are still at over 4 an over which isn't bad at all. Gives them the chance to go for it later on.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3955 on: July 14, 2019, 01:11:11 pm »
Right, back to watching analogue television on More 4 now. >:(
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3956 on: July 14, 2019, 01:13:22 pm »
How's the Lancs game going Nick? I assume you are listening to that rather than watching this side event!  8)

Just boarded the ferry to Northern Ireland, got the earlier one so get to see more of our innings. Hurrah!

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3957 on: July 14, 2019, 01:13:29 pm »
New Zealand do look a little pedestrian in their batting but they are still at over 4 an over which isn't bad at all. Gives them the chance to go for it later on.

England need to get these 2 out quickly, can't see it though
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3958 on: July 14, 2019, 01:15:36 pm »
Just boarded the ferry to Northern Ireland, got the earlier one so get to see more of our innings. Hurrah!

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #3959 on: July 14, 2019, 01:16:02 pm »
New Zealand do look a little pedestrian in their batting but they are still at over 4 an over which isn't bad at all. Gives them the chance to go for it later on.

I think NZ realise that they have a chance with a score of about 250.  You can add 20-30 runs to that as pressure on account of it being a World Cup final, maybe another 10 or so more with England being the favourites and at home. It won’t be an easy chase.

They got blown away 4 years ago, so they are going to stay in the game this time.