Some people on here dropped eye water when lickle Mikey was criticised in harsh terms, saying he was misunderstood and blah de blah de blah, and those people, and the choking sounds they make, and the shame and embarassment they'd feel for their romanticisation of him, would be the best bit of this transfer, if it goes through.
Owen was never fit to clean Robbie's boots. He only cares for England, only ever did care for them. Playing with Rooney for the mancs would in his mind, skyrocket him back into the England team, because the Croxteth Caveman is the main man for Ingland, and that's the main attraction, all that Owen lives for. I will laugh my head off if he signs for them, and laugh my head off at all of his gullible detractors here too.