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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #960 on: December 5, 2019, 03:07:17 pm »
I got linked the Pickford Charity Appeal video after that one, hadn't seen that one before, it was so cruel. :lmao

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #961 on: December 5, 2019, 05:53:45 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #962 on: December 5, 2019, 05:54:24 pm »
Just for old times sake.


Love a good crowd reaction. The guy hugging the steward understands...
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #963 on: December 5, 2019, 05:57:04 pm »
Are you asking him if it’s five past yet?

First words to him were "Is it the 5th today" then I asked him the time ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #964 on: December 5, 2019, 05:58:16 pm »
Love a good crowd reaction. The guy hugging the steward understands...

One of the best Birthday presents I have ever had ;D

As someone said above, blames the defence even when he is 100% at fault
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #965 on: December 5, 2019, 06:00:46 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAWucGIXLM


:lmao clock the signs.

:lmao
Love the disclaimer at the start:

''Not made for kids. Contains profanity, cartoon violence and Everton'' :lmao
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #966 on: December 5, 2019, 06:21:37 pm »
As much use as a glass eye.     ::)

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #968 on: December 5, 2019, 06:28:55 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAWucGIXLM


:lmao clock the signs.

:lmao

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #969 on: December 5, 2019, 08:05:45 pm »
"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #970 on: December 5, 2019, 08:08:09 pm »
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5s9_UEKZbs/?igshid=bn76laniogcp

Pickford the training cone.

Bit disrespectful.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #971 on: December 5, 2019, 10:34:30 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHAWucGIXLM


:lmao clock the signs.

:lmao

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #972 on: December 6, 2019, 02:43:01 am »
The motto on the badge.  “Nil Trophis Sinsi Ninetyfiveum”

:)

Ha ha

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #973 on: December 6, 2019, 12:47:09 pm »
Just for old times sake.



Still think one of favorite parts of that (apart from the obvious ;D) is Origi running back to collect the ball???

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #974 on: December 6, 2019, 01:20:35 pm »
Still think one of favorite parts of that (apart from the obvious ;D) is Origi running back to collect the ball???

Wanted two goals didn't he. Made up for it this time around

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #975 on: December 6, 2019, 03:29:43 pm »
Love how he knows he can't blame his defenders so he points to the bar as if to say "who put that there?!"

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #976 on: December 6, 2019, 03:32:32 pm »
That clip will never got old!

I love the way Div is just stalking him throughout, matching his every stride, before nodding it home  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #977 on: December 6, 2019, 05:41:41 pm »
The bit right at the end I’d not noticed before. Number 4 gives Pickford a look. Pickford responds by holding his arms out as if to say “What?! You’re going to blame me for that?!”

 :lmao

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #978 on: December 6, 2019, 05:46:42 pm »
Loved the piss taking Whooooooah when he went to catch an easy ball a couple of times near the end too. ;D
Anyone got a clip?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #979 on: December 6, 2019, 05:48:17 pm »
Love how he knows he can't blame his defenders so he points to the bar as if to say "who put that there?!"
The irony is, that even though his arms fail him almost everytime, they were able to reach up *above* the crossbar to put it on a plate for Divock, the mad bastard

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #980 on: December 6, 2019, 07:17:03 pm »
I got linked the Pickford Charity Appeal video after that one, hadn't seen that one before, it was so cruel. :lmao

I'd not seen that before.  Posting here for those who haven't had the pleasure!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #981 on: December 7, 2019, 09:11:34 am »
I love how in Wednesday's game, when Mane is put clean through in the second half but inexplicably shoots wide, Pickford still goes into his usual routine of punching the ground three times like a toddler. So spatially unaware, he doesn't even realise he hasn't conceded. :D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #982 on: December 7, 2019, 09:44:43 am »
How tall is he? Just watching the highlights back and he looks tiny. How the fuck is he a top level keeper? ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #983 on: December 7, 2019, 09:47:21 am »
How tall is he? Just watching the highlights back and he looks tiny. How the fuck is he a top level keeper? ;D

He isn't.  ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #984 on: December 7, 2019, 10:09:41 am »
He isn't.  ;D

I know! Thats what I mean, its mental how he comes under no scrutiny, a certainty to start for England in a major competition, and for what reason?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #985 on: December 7, 2019, 10:15:35 am »
I know! Thats what I mean, its mental how he comes under no scrutiny, a certainty to start for England in a major competition, and for what reason?

Young Ben Foster plays for an even shitter team?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #986 on: December 7, 2019, 10:28:26 am »
Love how he knows he can't blame his defenders so he points to the bar as if to say "who put that there?!"
So right.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #987 on: December 7, 2019, 10:39:14 am »
I know! Thats what I mean, its mental how he comes under no scrutiny, a certainty to start for England in a major competition, and for what reason?

With Euro 2020 essentially being a home tournament he will

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #988 on: December 28, 2019, 02:46:31 am »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #989 on: January 5, 2020, 05:54:31 pm »
I reckon if his arms were even just half an inch longer get he'd have kept that out  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #990 on: January 5, 2020, 06:02:21 pm »
I reckon if his arms were even just half an inch longer get he'd have kept that out  ;D

Two Pickfords wouldn't have saved that.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #991 on: January 5, 2020, 06:15:51 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #992 on: January 5, 2020, 06:17:13 pm »
Two Pickfords wouldn't have saved that.
Yep. Even if one Pickford was giving the other a shoulder ride, they were never reaching that.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #993 on: January 5, 2020, 06:19:41 pm »
Looked like he jumped off on the wrong foot (his right one) for me?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #994 on: January 5, 2020, 06:32:24 pm »
His short arms failed him again.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #995 on: January 5, 2020, 06:34:15 pm »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #996 on: January 5, 2020, 06:36:05 pm »


He didn’t have much of a chance, but there’s nothing in the slightest bit graceful about the way he hits the turf there, is there?  Looks like a sack of spuds.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #997 on: January 5, 2020, 06:43:17 pm »
Little T-Rex trying to reach Curtis's shot.


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #998 on: January 5, 2020, 06:49:24 pm »
He didn’t have much of a chance, but there’s nothing in the slightest bit graceful about the way he hits the turf there, is there?  Looks like a sack of spuds.
he could injure himself with that type of landing!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #999 on: January 5, 2020, 06:50:00 pm »
he could injure himself with that type of landing!

Certainly would be a rare piece of good news for Everton.