Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 195056 times)

Ghost Town · « **Reply #680 on:** March 11, 2019, 07:13:08 pm »

Why 'Carpet carrier'? I mean it's quite a good phrase and I plan to use it, but what's the thinking behind it?

It it literally how someone carrying a carpet walks? I've never carried a carpet

Ghost Town · « **Reply #681 on:** March 11, 2019, 07:32:33 pm »

Quote from: elsewhere on March 11, 2019, 07:21:48 pm

Maybe because he can't stop a shot while carrying carpets.

Maybe. I'm a rugger man, myself

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #682 on:** March 11, 2019, 07:35:12 pm »

Quote from: 4pool on March 11, 2019, 03:37:46 pm

BBC...

Save percentage 65%

Errors leading to shots ( including goals) 7

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47511123

And 4 leading to goals. The others on that chart are ones and zeroes.

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #683 on:** March 11, 2019, 07:46:36 pm »

He's always blaming his defence, they must despise him.

BOBSCOUSE · « **Reply #684 on:** March 11, 2019, 08:28:40 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on March 11, 2019, 12:34:02 pm

And their hand down the front of their pants for some reason...although I guess Pickford's wouldn't reach.

Perfect for scraping fluff out of his belly-button though.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #685 on:** March 11, 2019, 08:52:20 pm »

Quote from: Kashinoda on March 11, 2019, 06:12:54 pm

The epitome of Pickford against Newcastle was the following 5 seconds of absolute Pickford.

He's absolutely fucking shit.

Best in the World lid ^TM

rob1966 · « **Reply #686 on:** March 11, 2019, 08:55:20 pm »

Quote from: 4pool on March 11, 2019, 03:37:46 pm

BBC...

Save percentage 65%

Errors leading to shots ( including goals) 7

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47511123

How many shots were going wide?

Peabee · « **Reply #687 on:** March 11, 2019, 10:02:22 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on March 11, 2019, 08:55:20 pm

How many shots were going wide?

Interesting point. If they are recorded as saves then it’s boosting his stats. If he doesn’t save them they go wide and aren’t counted.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #688 on:** March 11, 2019, 10:16:52 pm »

Quote from: Schmidt on March 11, 2019, 05:56:24 pm

That clip was from half-time when they were 2-0 up by the way, I'm guessing he didn't walk off like that at full-time!

I'm pretty sure it was full time mate. Rafa was walking on the pitch shaking the Everton players hands

Motty · « **Reply #689 on:** March 11, 2019, 10:45:38 pm »

The rugby tackle is one of the funniest things I've seen on a footy pitch in a long time [emoji23] wtf was he thinking? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

moondog · « **Reply #690 on:** March 12, 2019, 07:01:14 am »

I can't wait for Jordan's End Of Season DVD, it has such highlights this year it is bound to be a million seller.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #691 on:** March 12, 2019, 11:13:39 am »

An Everton fan should change Britney for Pickford in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqSTXuJeTks

Schmidt · « **Reply #692 on:** March 12, 2019, 11:16:57 am »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on March 11, 2019, 10:16:52 pm

I'm pretty sure it was full time mate. Rafa was walking on the pitch shaking the Everton players hands

Ah no way, just double checked and you're right. Why the hell would you walk off like that after getting beat and having an awful game? Also what were those little air-headbutts all about?

Paully · « **Reply #693 on:** March 12, 2019, 12:28:28 pm »

Saturday was absolutely perfect - take that you little-armed mackem wanker

Statto Red · « **Reply #694 on:** March 12, 2019, 01:01:27 pm »

Just seen the highlights from the weekend, how comical is he, the rugby tackle for the penalty, when he came out for the ball only to be lobbed, very lucky the ball went the wrong side of the post, the equalizer which he hit the ball straight to a Newcastle player, the winner he's trying to appeal for a foul/offside.

Charlie Adams fried egg · « **Reply #695 on:** March 12, 2019, 01:03:02 pm »

Quote from: Paully on March 12, 2019, 12:28:28 pm

Saturday was absolutely perfect - take that you little-armed mackem wanker

Was most of his stick Mackem based or did he's only got little arms get an airing?

Son of Spion · « **Reply #696 on:** March 12, 2019, 02:21:22 pm »

Quote from: Schmidt on March 12, 2019, 11:16:57 am

... Why the hell would you walk off like that after getting beat and having an awful game? Also what were those little air-headbutts all about?

Arrogance, bravado and immaturity.

rob1966 · « **Reply #697 on:** March 12, 2019, 05:54:09 pm »

Quote from: Shady Craig on March 11, 2019, 10:45:38 pm

The rugby tackle is one of the funniest things I've seen on a footy pitch in a long time [emoji23] wtf was he thinking? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Great decision by the ref not to send him off - the substitute keeper won't have been as shite as T-Rex and the bitters might have won that game.

Agent99 · « **Reply #698 on:** March 12, 2019, 08:03:25 pm »

Blueshite in work has been defending him to the hilt but this morning he came in and said straight faced "You're right, he is a bit shit isn't he?"

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #699 on:** March 12, 2019, 10:12:19 pm »

The failed rugby tackle must have pushed him over the edge

Johns_Barn · « **Reply #700 on:** March 12, 2019, 10:16:24 pm »

Quote from: Kekuleyule y'all! on March 11, 2019, 05:59:15 pm

Was it? Ah poo.

Stop ruining my fun with your facts!

harleydanger · « **Reply #701 on:** March 12, 2019, 10:33:40 pm »

jesus, Hewelt must be REALLY shit

Ghost Town · « **Reply #702 on:** March 13, 2019, 01:09:11 am »

Quote from: Schmidt on March 12, 2019, 11:16:57 am

Ah no way, just double checked and you're right. Why the hell would you walk off like that after getting beat and having an awful game? Also what were those little air-headbutts all about?

Looked to me like he was having a bit of a ruck with his invisible imaginary friend

bradders1011 · « **Reply #703 on:** March 14, 2019, 11:44:06 pm »

A beer in his honour.

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #704 on:** March 14, 2019, 11:58:57 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on March 14, 2019, 11:44:06 pm

A beer in his honour.

The 1st review

440ml can from Good Spirits Co. Wine & Beer. Murky yellow amber, reasonable head. Grain & citrus fruit aroma. Toffee hop flavour. Smooth and slightly bitter.

4pool · « **Reply #705 on:** March 21, 2019, 06:40:18 pm »

From the Beeb:

Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford will start the match against the Czech Republic on Friday.

afc tukrish · « **Reply #706 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:28:41 am »

Quote from: 4pool on March 21, 2019, 06:40:18 pm

From the Beeb:

Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford will start the match against the Czech Republic on Friday.

Farewell to Arms...

Son of Spion · « **Reply #707 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:36:48 am »

Quote from: 4pool on March 21, 2019, 06:40:18 pm

From the Beeb:

Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford will start the match against the Czech Republic on Friday.

I thought he'd have been dropped.

Zlen · « **Reply #708 on:** March 22, 2019, 06:45:39 am »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 22, 2019, 12:28:41 am

Farewell to Arms...

[emoji106][emoji23]

Son of Spion · « **Reply #709 on:** March 22, 2019, 12:44:45 pm »

wampa1 · « **Reply #710 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:28:55 pm »

Quote from: Cu Chulainn on March 11, 2019, 02:40:47 pm

Ben Foster

Still a bit raw but could develop into a great goalie as he gets older.

Red-Soldier · « **Reply #711 on:** March 22, 2019, 01:34:17 pm »

Quote from: 4pool on March 21, 2019, 06:40:18 pm

From the Beeb:

Everton goalkeeper Jordan Pickford will start the match against the Czech Republic on Friday.

Definately picked on form.

Ratboy3G · « **Reply #712 on:** March 23, 2019, 11:14:06 pm »

Gareth Southgate has challenged Jordan Pickford to hold onto the England number one shirt.

Unfortunately he dropped it.

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #713 on:** March 24, 2019, 12:28:13 am »

Quote from: Ratboy3G on March 23, 2019, 11:14:06 pm

Gareth Southgate has challenged Jordan Pickford to hold onto the England number one shirt.

Unfortunately he dropped it.

Should have seen his jaw drop after he heard he'd been replaced, he did try to pick it up but...

Well.. we all know how that goes

Cu Chulainn · « **Reply #714 on:** March 24, 2019, 12:32:29 am »

The commentator on ITV (forget his name) and Glenn Hoddle both mentioned his tantrums last night. I'm glad his petulance, waving his arms and bellowing at his defenders is starting to be picked up on by the media.

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #715 on:** March 24, 2019, 09:49:08 am »

Quote from: Sons of pioneerS on March 22, 2019, 12:44:45 pm

V nice to see a Gravity Falls GIF on here...

and so appropriate for Pickford...as he looks about 12...

JC the Messiah · « **Reply #716 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:41:54 pm »

Watching England v Montenegro, and Jordan Pickford can't even walk on to the pitch without acting like a dick.

Was he dropped on his head as a child?

Upinsmoke · « **Reply #717 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:42:37 pm »

What ever happened its clearly gone to his head. Good fucking lord

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #718 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:45:21 pm »

Apparently previous keepers here have been hit by lighters, bottles and even had a seat thrown at them. I’m sure he’ll have been instructed to not react to anything. Watch this space!

Pureoriginal · « **Reply #719 on:** March 25, 2019, 07:46:39 pm »

Quote from: Upinsmoke on March 25, 2019, 07:42:37 pm

What ever happened its clearly gone to his head. Good fucking lord

He’s taken acting like an arrogant tool to a whole new level. Hilarious.