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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #680 on: February 24, 2016, 09:34:15 pm »
Hope this is belted out on the Kop tomorrow night!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/MVQ4ms9qOcM?fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/MVQ4ms9qOcM?fs=1</a>

He's taken over power
He's only just begun
He's gonna bring us glory
and he fucking hates The S*n

He's taken over power
He's only just begun
When everyone gives everything and then we scoooooore
Everybody siiiiiiiiings!

Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!
Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!

Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!
Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!


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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #681 on: February 24, 2016, 09:59:57 pm »
I think that one was the best one to be honest,

easily...I think it'd just take one boss rendition of it at a packed away game for it to take off...
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #682 on: February 25, 2016, 06:56:44 am »
easily...I think it'd just take one boss rendition of it at a packed away game for it to take off...
Agreed. The Life is Life one doesn't grab your attention.

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #683 on: February 25, 2016, 10:02:55 am »
It won't be sung as a song anyway, like all of our songs it becomes a chant with a partial semblance of a tune so as long as the words are good (which they are for the one above), those are the ones that will stick.

How many of our "songs" are "sung"? YNWA apart, zero. 
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #684 on: February 25, 2016, 03:10:44 pm »
It's awful

How exactly is it awful? See this all the time someone just slate a song or an effort to get one started as shite with no reason why. Admittedly its not the wittiest lyrics maybe but it builds up nicely to a bouncy kind of chorus which is always good.
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #685 on: March 2, 2016, 10:46:57 pm »
Boom! Boom! BOOM! Let me hear you say, "Kloppo!"

"KLOPPO!"

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« Last Edit: March 2, 2016, 11:22:06 pm by Ciara (with a capital "C") »

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #686 on: March 2, 2016, 10:48:05 pm »
Boom! Boom! BOOM! Let me here you say, "Kloppo!"

"KLOPPO!"

 ;D

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We could do worse, I love the Palace one for Dwight Gayle with that tune.

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #687 on: March 2, 2016, 10:49:45 pm »
Boom Bang a bang
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #688 on: March 2, 2016, 10:50:45 pm »
It's awful

Thousands disagree .

Just needs singing at the correct tempo  :wave
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #689 on: March 2, 2016, 11:57:21 pm »
I always thought chorus to The Jam's Billy Hunt would have been good for a Klopp chant. Plenty of bounce-ability and simple.

Jürgen Klopp, Jürgen Klopp, Jürgen, Jürgen, Jürgen
Jürgen Klopp, Jürgen Klopp, Jürgen, Jürgen, Jürgen
Jürgen Klopp

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #690 on: March 3, 2016, 01:03:36 am »
Why everyone isn't singing 'Wish I could be like jurgen Klopp' to the david Watts tune is beyond me........it works on every level
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #691 on: March 3, 2016, 01:29:06 am »
Hope this is belted out on the Kop tomorrow night!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/MVQ4ms9qOcM?fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/MVQ4ms9qOcM?fs=1</a>

He's taken over power
He's only just begun
He's gonna bring us glory
and he fucking hates The S*n

He's taken over power
He's only just begun
When everyone gives everything and then we scoooooore
Everybody siiiiiiiiings!

Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!
Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!

Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!
Jurgen Klopp!
na na, na na na!


:scarf :scarf :scarf




Best by far mate , don't get all this crap about a Kinks song ;)
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #692 on: March 3, 2016, 07:16:31 am »
He said 'Boom Boom Boom' when we battered man city, Jurgennnnnnn
we say 'Boom Boom Boom'  cos we still own the city, Jurgennnnnn
Jurgen press is where its at
run till you have a heart attack
get the ball back one more time
I wont stop until its mine
going forward like a train
with our magic touch and pace
with trust in German Jurgens brain
we'll always be the team to chase

He said boom boom boom...


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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #693 on: March 3, 2016, 01:54:37 pm »
To the Outhere Brothers?

We could do worse, I love the Palace one for Dwight Gayle with that tune.

I wasn't being serious to be honest, just referencing 'BOOM!' from the post-match interview.

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #694 on: March 3, 2016, 02:03:44 pm »
I wasn't being serious to be honest, just referencing 'BOOM!' from the post-match interview.

Disregard, get it sorted Ciara ;D

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #695 on: March 3, 2016, 03:42:58 pm »
He said 'Boom Boom Boom' when we battered man city, Jurgennnnnnn
we say 'Boom Boom Boom'  cos we still own the city, Jurgennnnnn
Jurgen press is where its at
run till you have a heart attack
get the ball back one more time
I wont stop until its mine
going forward like a train
with our magic touch and pace
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we'll always be the team to chase

He said boom boom boom...



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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #696 on: March 3, 2016, 03:46:07 pm »
The tune quite clearly writes itself now.

"BOOM BOOM BOOM, OH LET ME HEAR YOU SAY KLOPPO, KLOPPOOOOO"

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #697 on: March 3, 2016, 07:54:28 pm »
obviously ripped me off from the video thread  :no

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #698 on: March 3, 2016, 08:07:49 pm »
Do I have to do everything round here?

Simply insert "Jurgen Klopp" for "lollipop". Here is the original, as sung by a young Raheem Sterling.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/dwrHCa9t0dM??fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/dwrHCa9t0dM??fs=1</a>
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #699 on: March 3, 2016, 08:18:50 pm »
Do I have to do everything round here?

Simply insert "Jurgen Klopp" for "lollipop". Here is the original, as sung by a young Raheem Sterling.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/dwrHCa9t0dM??fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/dwrHCa9t0dM??fs=1</a>

Best suggestion in the thread so far. Simple and effective and comes from the same era as Buddy Holly's Heartbeat, which is what we used for the Maxi Rodriguez song. Those are always popular ;).
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #700 on: March 3, 2016, 09:53:40 pm »
PMSL!

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #701 on: March 3, 2016, 09:54:16 pm »
https://youtu.be/U4XbV3gCm2Y

song for a losing day......


No Kidding, Klopps ready to fight
he's been screaming at Moreno all night
and if he gets him in his sights
Boom Boom!
Out go the lights

No Kidding, he's ready to go
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and if you're not geggenpressing right
Boom Boom!
Out go the lights

He always treated Benteke right
he just found out he needs more fight
and when he gets him in his sights
Boom Boom!
Out go the lights

He never felt this mad before
he just found out the team cant score
When he gets his agent in his sights
Boom boom!
Out go the lights!












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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #702 on: March 3, 2016, 10:52:15 pm »
How exactly is it awful? See this all the time someone just slate a song or an effort to get one started as shite with no reason why. Admittedly its not the wittiest lyrics maybe but it builds up nicely to a bouncy kind of chorus which is always good.

In the sense that it sounds crap coz no one keeps the same tempo.or puts too many or not enough 'na na na na' in... If that makes sense so it sounds really shit. And whilst some one said thousands disagree, that's true but thousands agree too hence why it's not really took off
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #703 on: March 3, 2016, 11:44:09 pm »
Why everyone isn't singing 'Wish I could be like jurgen Klopp' to the david Watts tune is beyond me........it works on every level

Yep, like The Jam version. It is ideal. Great bounceability.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/CTBl-Xq2auY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/CTBl-Xq2auY</a>

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What's the new Klopp Song I keep hearing?
« Reply #704 on: April 9, 2016, 01:58:07 am »
So guys what's the new Klopp song, Live is Life one didn't take off apart from at half time, whats the new one I keep hearing?

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Re: What's the new Klopp Song I keep hearing?
« Reply #705 on: April 9, 2016, 09:41:33 am »
So guys what's the new Klopp song, Live is Life one didn't take off apart from at half time, whats the new one I keep hearing?

...and while you're all at it, what number am I thinking of?

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #706 on: April 9, 2016, 01:47:51 pm »
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Re: What's the new Klopp Song I keep hearing?
« Reply #707 on: April 9, 2016, 06:30:29 pm »
...and while you're all at it, what number am I thinking of?

(just joshing fcsantos)

Heard a clear version at the United and Dortmund games, something like:

Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
etc

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #708 on: April 11, 2016, 12:57:06 pm »
Heard a clear version at the United and Dortmund games, something like:

Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
etc

That was just the chorus to the Opus Life is Life

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Re: What's the new Klopp Song I keep hearing?
« Reply #709 on: April 11, 2016, 01:13:28 pm »
Heard a clear version at the United and Dortmund games, something like:

Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
Jur-Gen Klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na
etc

This song can work but it's sounds completely wrong at the minute... Its not currently sung like the song which starts with a big LIFE - it's just ended up sounding like a chant

Klopp! na, ner-na, ner-na
Juuuuurgen klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #710 on: April 11, 2016, 11:11:52 pm »
If you're happy and you're Jürgen, Klopp your hands! (clap clap)
If you're happy and you're Jürgen, Klopp your hands! (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it and Kop will really show it
If you're happy and you're  Jürgen, Klopp your hands! (clap clap)

Sorry if someone posted something similar or if something similar exists already, but we lads in Frankfurt made this up and thought I'd share it :)
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #711 on: April 11, 2016, 11:27:34 pm »
Surely with his love of rock music and the gergen press "heavy metal" thing it has to be something a little harder than Opus ffs?!

how about ...


WE WILL, WE WILL KLOPP YOU!!!

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!


or

WANNA WHOLE LOTTA KLOPP

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

WANNA WHOLE LOTTA KLOPP

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!


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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #712 on: April 12, 2016, 08:27:21 am »
If you're happy and you're Jürgen, Klopp your hands! (clap clap)
If you're happy and you're Jürgen, Klopp your hands! (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it and Kop will really show it
If you're happy and you're  Jürgen, Klopp your hands! (clap clap)

Sorry if someone posted something similar or if something similar exists already, but we lads in Frankfurt made this up and thought I'd share it :)

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Re: What's the new Klopp Song I keep hearing?
« Reply #713 on: April 12, 2016, 07:07:32 pm »
This song can work but it's sounds completely wrong at the minute... Its not currently sung like the song which starts with a big LIFE - it's just ended up sounding like a chant

Klopp! na, ner-na, ner-na
Juuuuurgen klopp, na, ner-na, ner-na

I agree with this, it actually sounds brilliant when it's sung with an actual tune, the way we do most of our best songs.

But in that video above it's turned into a chant and it sounds absolutely awful.  Just make sure we keep the tune in (singing it about 3 or 4 keys lower than that video would help as well) and it'll be grand.  Thought it was excellent when I read it but watching that makes me cringe so it needs to be sorted out if that's to be the one.
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #714 on: April 13, 2016, 04:38:30 am »
Oh lolli, lolli, lolli
LolliKlopp

pop!

ba boom Boom BOOM
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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #715 on: April 13, 2016, 01:44:39 pm »
Do I have to do everything round here?

Simply insert "Jurgen Klopp" for "lollipop". Here is the original, as sung by a young Raheem Sterling.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/dwrHCa9t0dM??fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/dwrHCa9t0dM??fs=1</a>

This! Upbeat, great tune that would really work.

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #716 on: April 14, 2016, 06:29:12 am »
Time we had the Torres tune bouncing again.

'Jurgen Klopp is f-ing wunderbar'

He came from Dortmund first from Mainz he's boss is Klopp.
He brought his mate he calls the Brains he's boss is Klopp.
He's come to us to win the League
we know with him we can succeed
Jurgen Klopp is f-ing wunderbar.

Na na na na etc.

He's 6 foot four with a smiley face - he's boss is Klopp
He likes a swear and that's f-ing ace - he's boss is Klopp


I'm sure some creative genius could get Gegenpress into it etc and make that work.

David Watts one also good but the Life is Life doesn't carry at the match.

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #717 on: April 15, 2016, 08:13:39 pm »
It was once said that Bill Shankly, he made the people happy.

Klopp makes me happy.

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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #718 on: April 16, 2016, 01:11:04 pm »
"I'm A Believer"

I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me
That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.

Then I saw Klopps face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave Kloppo if I tried.

I thought love was more or less a given thing,
Seems the more I gave the less I got.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is pain.
When I needed sunshine I got Kloppo.

Then I saw Klopps face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave Kloppo if I tried.


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Re: Song for Klopp
« Reply #719 on: April 17, 2016, 09:03:56 pm »
To the tune of "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate:

I believe in Liverpool!
Jurgen Klopp, you sexy thing!

Covers the believers thing, and Jurgen being a sexy bastard. All boxes ticked  ;)