Author Topic: CL: Maribor 0 v Liverpool 7 (Bob 4' 53', Phil '13, Mo 19' 40' Ox 86' TAA 90')  (Read 34606 times)

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2-0 to City.

Urgh...ta.

If you want to know the score for the City game just ask Oddball.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2017, 08:31:12 pm by Crimson_Tank »
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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41' - Excellent FK from Maribor some 10 yards inside our half. That was a free header - terrible defending but Maribor unable to finish.

30s later Bobby shoots just wide from a reasonably tight angle

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43' - Excellent save from the Maribor keeper - Phil shoots but the ball is parried and we're unable to latch onto the rebound.

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41' - Excellent FK from Maribor some 10 yards inside our half. That was a free header - terrible defending but Maribor unable to finish.




Standard shocking defending from a set piece. Different decent side scores that.
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The crowd is amazing. They have taken a leaf out of Everton's book how to support your team when losing.
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Ugh. Real just equalised v Spuds. Guess which c*nt scored the penno.

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44' - Yellow for Melic for pulling Phil's shirt - in the Prem that would have been waved on

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Standard shocking defending from a set piece. Different decent side scores that.

Karaius has to fancy that ball in. Plenty of time to come and claim it.
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The crowd is amazing. They have taken a leaf out of Everton's book how to support your team when losing.

Hahhaha

Ugh. Real just equalised v Spuds. Guess which c*nt scored the penno.

Urgh, el greasy I guess.

Karaius has to fancy that ball in. Plenty of time to come and claim it.

Thought that myself.
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Almost another within 30 seconds.
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Almost another within 30 seconds.
Cracking start to the second half.

Jersey is up - waiting for his stream to catch up

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Apparently we only need two more goals for our biggest ever european away win. There's some motivation.

45 - We attack from the kick off and nearly score, Firmino pulling it back across goal but a desperate lunge putting it behind.

From the corner Moreno smashes one from the edge of the box, wide.

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47 - We knock the ball around comfortably.

When do we start resting players for the weekend?

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49 - FK given for a foul on Bobby. We play keep ball.

Can drives forward, finds Moreno overlapping, cross turned out for a corner.

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47 - We knock the ball around comfortably.

When do we start resting players for the weekend?


At FT...lets stick as many as poss away v these...though in saying that would like Solanke to get half hour and get on the score sheet.
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47 - We knock the ball around comfortably.

When do we start resting players for the weekend?

When we score the 5th?

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50 - Loose ball in the box, ends with Lovren trying to hook it in over his head. Ambitious and fruitless.

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50 - Loose ball in the box, ends with Lovren trying to hook it in over his head. Ambitious and fruitless.
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51 - Third corner of the half as they get a toe on a good ball playing in TAA on the right.

Swung in, flicked on, Lovren goes to head but there's a high boot near his head. Pen shout? Maybe. Nothing given, cleared.

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Giddy up, and thats 5
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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52 - Utterly sublime one touch football into the box but we just can't quite finish it off.

We build again, FK 30 yards out or so for a foul on Phil.

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Lovren should of had a pen. High boot up over a head. Lack of consistency with reffing.
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53 - Phil takes it, bends it towards the top corner. Good powerful save.

Another FK out wide, Phil takes, Bobby flicks it on, 5-0.

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Maribor players look bored. We had 4 in the box versus 8 of them, and we scored.

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Lovren should of had a pen. High boot up over a head. Lack of consistency with reffing.
Ever since the Mane sending off it appears the the referees guild has put out the word that high kicks are no longer penalisable offences

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55 - A rare venture forward for Maribor comes to nothing as we crowd them out, Lovren eventually playing it off their forward for a throw.

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Ever since the Mane sending off it appears the the referees guild has put out the word that high kicks are no longer penalisable offences

Yeah because that's fair.  ::)
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Ever since the Mane sending off it appears the the referees guild has put out the word that high kicks are no longer penalisable offences

It certainly looks that way doesnt it. Bloody pathetic.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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penalisable

Had to read that two or three times...

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57 - No hat trick for Mo as he's rested, Ox coming on.

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We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Had to read that two or three times...
Could've been worse. Could've been with a 'z'.......

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And still their Ultra's chant.
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58 - Ox's first touch is a shot, volleying from Moreno's clipped cross. It's an awkward height though and over the bar it goes.

Maribor make some changes. I could type the names out but I doubt it would mean anything to anyone here.

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Could've been worse. Could've been with a 'z'.......

Dont start you!




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57 - No hat trick for Mo as he's rested, Ox coming on.
Decisions, decisions, who to take off next, Phil or Bob...

Phil I think