Author Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread (Read 343277 times)

Barry Banana · « **Reply #120 on:** April 17, 2007, 12:31:41 pm »

Quote from: bryanodowd on April 16, 2007, 06:30:01 pm

Barney: "Hi Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left."
Barney: "Yeah, yeah, our party's right."
Barney: "Yeah, let's drink some more beer."
Barney: "Yeah, how about some beer?"
Barney: "Yeah, Barney's right..."

Homer: Pipe down you guys we'll get some more beer.

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #121 on:** April 17, 2007, 12:38:35 pm »

May people posting quotes and links to videos of the new simpsons seasons all burn in hell. Thank you.

bellinter · « **Reply #122 on:** April 17, 2007, 12:40:53 pm »

from the episode where Homer fills in for Fat Tony when he is recovering after being shot....

Homer: All right, tap jockey, you owe Fat Tony fifty bucks! Cough it up!

Moe: Look, mister, I don't got the cash, My clientele, they're all bums. They never pay.

Homer (grabs Moe): Just get the money!

Moe (grabs Homer): Homer, the mob is puttin' the screws on me, see? I ain't gettin' killed cause you won't pay your tab! Now give me fifty bucks!

Homer: Take it, take it! Just don't hurt me! (He grabs Moe again): Okay, pretty boy, where's Fat Tony's fifty bucks?

Moe: Look, all I have is twenty-five. I swear, I swear!

Homer: It'll do for now!

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #123 on:** April 17, 2007, 12:53:50 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 09:38:05 am

Are you sure? Is it not from the band camp episode?

What is Fat Tony's real name then?

Still waiting Mike...

This question will expire soon and I will be crowned Simpsons Champion.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #124 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:23:45 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 12:53:50 pm

Still waiting Mike...

This question will expire soon and I will be crowned Simpsons Champion.

didnt even know this thread was still going

his name is marion and it was frankie the squealer who announces this when he is tied up
the other mobster then says to him 'you just dont know when to shut up' and im pretty sure he says this to policeman lou

he is also known as anthony fat ton d'amico

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #125 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:44:07 pm »

Quote from: mikek1984 on April 17, 2007, 01:23:45 pm

didnt even know this thread was still going

his name is marion and it was frankie the squealer who announces this when he is tied up
the other mobster then says to him 'you just dont know when to shut up' and im pretty sure he says this to policeman lou

he is also known as anthony fat ton d'amico

...and in another episode he was known as William 'Fat Tony' Williams.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #126 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:48:02 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 01:44:07 pm

...and in another episode he was known as William 'Fat Tony' Williams.

and i think it was kent brockman that said that

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #127 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:50:33 pm »

Quote from: mikek1984 on April 17, 2007, 01:48:02 pm

and i think it was kent brockman that said that

Yeah, I think it was. Wow, you are good.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #128 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:56:03 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 01:50:33 pm

Yeah, I think it was. Wow, you are good.

it not just all talk with me when it comes to the simpsons
ive actually seen 10 times more episodes that any one i know

i can recite more or less whole episodes
sad i know

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #129 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:57:09 pm »

Quote from: mikek1984 on April 17, 2007, 01:56:03 pm

it not just all talk with me when it comes to the simpsons
ive actually seen 10 times more episodes that any one i know

i can recite more or less whole episodes
sad i know

No, not sad at all.

Impressive.

mjgill85 · « **Reply #130 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:11:11 pm »

Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ultQk-WsmA

mikek1984 · « **Reply #131 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:13:53 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 01:57:09 pm

No, not sad at all.

Impressive.

people talk about the famous quotes
which of course are hilarious

but IMO its all about the ones that people forget and dont mention
there are thousands of amazing lines

blurred · « **Reply #132 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:28:42 pm »

I'll take you on in a Simpsons-a-thon, Michael. I'm a little out of practice, but I used to watch them endlessly...

mikek1984 · « **Reply #133 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:30:46 pm »

Quote from: blurred, please on April 17, 2007, 02:28:42 pm

I'll take you on in a Simpsons-a-thon, Michael. I'm a little out of practice, but I used to watch them endlessly...

il smash you up

(wacking day episode where homer offers parking at his home, ten dollars per axel
and the foreign dude with the 10 axel car rolls in)

Homer: Woo hoooo
foreign dude: Hooorah

genius

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #134 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:36:39 pm »

Hmm, Barneys movie had heart but "football in the groin" had a football in the groin

One of my favourite lines ever...

mikek1984 · « **Reply #135 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:39:34 pm »

what crawled down your throat and died?

it didnttt dieeee

bryanod · « **Reply #136 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:40:13 pm »

From which country did the midget who played Lisa come?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #137 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:44:46 pm »

Quote from: mikek1984 on April 17, 2007, 02:39:34 pm

what crawled down your throat and died?

it didnttt dieeee

Shameful Mike, you got it wrong

Its "excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die??"

Write "I must learn my Simpsons better" one hundred times

Quote from: bryanodowd on April 17, 2007, 02:40:13 pm

From which country did the midget who played Lisa come?

Estonia

bryanod · « **Reply #138 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:45:57 pm »

jeffiner makes a late attempt to gazzump everyone in the simpsons pissing contest

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #139 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:46:45 pm »

Well take away the new episodes and I can compete with anyone

mikek1984 · « **Reply #140 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:51:29 pm »

haha i didnt have time to answer

but what is also funny is the voice is michael cane is used for the homer actor
even though it wasnt the real voice of michael cane

Sorry Monty, but I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing?!

blurred · « **Reply #141 on:** April 17, 2007, 02:58:57 pm »

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bryanod · « **Reply #142 on:** April 17, 2007, 03:02:08 pm »

thanks a lot carl. now i lost my train of thought.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #143 on:** April 17, 2007, 03:03:17 pm »

Look fellas, its Lisa in the sky

No diamonds though

Look out for the canopy drawing of Queen Victoria

mjgill85 · « **Reply #144 on:** April 17, 2007, 03:08:00 pm »

Homer: It's gonna be an all nighter Marge. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, then start making burgers

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #145 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:26:30 pm »

Quote from: mikek1984 on April 17, 2007, 02:13:53 pm

but IMO its all about the ones that people forget and dont mention
there are thousands of amazing lines

Exactly.

Like you say, there are thousands.

I will recognise your extensive knowledge of Simpsons; my respect for you grows and I am also willing to overlook the fact that you hardly ever start a sentence with a capital letter in any of your posts.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #146 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:28:48 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 04:26:30 pm

Exactly.

Like you say, there are thousands.

I will recognise your extensive knowledge of Simpsons; my respect for you grows and I am also willing to overlook the fact that you hardly ever start a sentence with a capital letter in any of your posts.

DOH

a deer

a female deer

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #147 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:36:51 pm »

The day the violence died

Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins
    back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop. And you never did it.
Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy.
Grampa: Paint my chicken coop!
Chester: Make me!

Later on....

Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius
    before?
Krusty: Yes I have.
Lawyer: [surprised] You have?
Krusty: I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, but he
    never did it!
Chester: Those blintzes were terrible.
Krusty: Paint my fence!
Chester: Make me!
Krusty: [jumping on him] You give me back those blintzes!
Judge: Order, order. We don't care about your blintzes.

Completely random

Oh and

(apu kikcs Homer out of Kwik E Mart)
This is not a library!

(Shows Homer getting kicked out of library)
Librarian: "This is NOT a Kwik E Mart!)

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #148 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:45:54 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on April 17, 2007, 04:36:51 pm

The day the violence died

Grampa: I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins
back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop. And you never did it.
Chester: Those corn muffins were lousy.
Grampa: Paint my chicken coop!
Chester: Make me!

Isn't Chester's voice done by some famous actor? Donald Sutherland?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #149 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:47:23 pm »

Think so...

Found another classic line from Ralph Wiggum

"When I grow up Im going to go to Bovine University!"

mikek1984 · « **Reply #150 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:49:13 pm »

my fav ralf one is when he gets the report card

'me fail english
thats umpossible'

Phil M · « **Reply #151 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:49:36 pm »

omer Simpson: Awww ... 20 dollars!? I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer Simpson: Explain how.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!

bryanod · « **Reply #152 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:49:50 pm »

she's touching my special area

WorldChampions · « **Reply #153 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:50:10 pm »

Cake, chocolate, boooooobies

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #154 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:50:31 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on April 17, 2007, 04:47:23 pm

Think so...

Found another classic line from Ralph Wiggum

"When I grow up Im going to go to Bovine University!"

What about 'Unpossible'?

That is a classic line from Ralph. I always pull it out but people think I have made a genuine gramatical error. I try explaining but they are not listening to me by then.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #155 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:51:48 pm »

Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
[Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water.]
It's just a little slimy, it's still good, it's still good!
[It gets caught in a dam spillway, and when the pressure builds,
it shoots into the sky.]
It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!
Bart: [Crestfallen.] It's gone.
Homer: I know.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #156 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:53:05 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 04:50:31 pm

What about 'Unpossible'?

That is a classic line from Ralph. I always pull it out but people think I have made a genuine gramatical error. I try explaining but they are not listening to me by then.

haha check my post above

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #157 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:54:59 pm »

Quote from: mikek1984 on April 17, 2007, 04:53:05 pm

haha check my post above

I know. LOL

Phil M · « **Reply #158 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:58:39 pm »

Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home winemaking course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!

random Homer -isms

Homer: To Alcohol - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

(Homer is at Moe's)
Homer: "Well, it's 1 AM. Time to go home and spend some quality time with the kids."

Marge: "Homer, have you been drinking?"
Homer: "No! Well, ten beers."

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.'

Homer: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Annoyed Grunt · « **Reply #159 on:** April 17, 2007, 06:55:45 pm »

Quote from: Raj_ on April 17, 2007, 04:45:54 pm

Isn't Chester's voice done by some famous actor? Donald Sutherland?

It was done by Kirk Douglas