Are you Michael Owen?
I was just about to post to agree with the person who said they hated Ben Affleck then realised it was me 4 months ago. Still can't bear him.
A few new ones in no particular order:
Martin Freeman - just has an annoying face and all of those Vodafone adverts are fucking awful
Jesse Lingard - Not that irrational but, after Harry Kane, he is my least favourite footballer. Everytime he does that hand gesture I want to smash the telly in.
Zoe Ball - calm down you happy c@nt
Rita Ora - A good looking girl but she loves herself so much that it is just very unattractive. Just waiting for the day when she decides that her type is a slightly overweight, 41 year old divorcee who drinks too much just so I can bin her off when she tries to give me the glad eye in Weatherspoons.