So im puttering around cleaning and this tv show is on in the background, Nat Geo show about a small animal vet clinic. Hey, im an animal guy from way back got lots of them all kinds for many years i sometimes watch crap like that
Milan Baros dog is still alive btw 14 1/2 yo dalmatian named because he never looked up while chasing a ball as a 8 weeker. Any bounce he had no idea whatever but roll it he was off like a jackrabbit. 2005 of course he had to be Milan. Ex still thinks hes named after the city.
but anyway this show is on and vaguely in the background this Quail (yes, a pet Quail i know wth) comes in- the back of his head torn off basically, and the story all develops hes actually like the top male Quail supposedly but he put his shifty moves on a female and she more or less nearly killed him, seriously this poor things got bone and muscle and skin all missing off the top of his head blood everywhere.
So it turns out this quail's name is Fred! and they go to exam him and he does a flyer and they are all running after him going "Fred FRED Fred" and hes flying with a kamikaze blood helmet spraying drops and he wildly hits the wall and they all pounce on him, basically and down he goes stuck into a towel.
Poor Fred. fuck i laughed at that. I laughed until i nearly cried. that chase scene is gonna be in my head for the rest of my life "Fred Fred smash" ahahahahaha
True Story that. Fred survived they used his own copious neck skin to graft the mo-fo right up again. amazing.