Ralph comes home pissed one night, stumbles upstairs, slides into bed beside his sleeping wife and falls into a deep slumber.
He awoke standing at the pearly gates before st peter. "You died in your sleep ralph" st peter explains.
"What... no this can’t be!" Ralph cries "I've so much to live for... please send me back"
St peter explains that the only way Ralph is allowed back is in the form of a chicken.
Devastated but desperate to see his family again he asks to be sent to a small farm near his house.
Next thing ralph knows he's covered in feathers, clucking and pecking around in the dirt on a warm summers morning.
A rooster strolls past and says "so you're the new hen? Hows your first day?" Ralph the hen replies "it’s not bad really but I have this uncomfortable feeling in my stomach, like I’m gonna explode"
"You're ovulating" explains the rooster "have you never laid an egg before?" "Never" says Ralph. "Just relax and let it happen, there’s nothing to be afraid of" the rooster says, reassuringly.
Ralph steadies himself and tries to relax and a few uncomfortable moments later out pops his first egg.
Ralph was Overcome with relief and emotion at the feeling of becoming a mother. He soon laid a second egg. He was overjoyed.
Just as he readied himself to lay his third egg he felt a sharp slap on the back of his head and heard his wife screaming "Ralph you dirty bastard wake up, you've shit the bed again!"