Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 194885 times)

an fear dearg · « **Reply #760 on:** March 26, 2019, 02:52:30 pm »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #761 on:** March 26, 2019, 03:02:25 pm »

Ziltoid · « **Reply #762 on:** March 26, 2019, 03:37:30 pm »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

i love you

thegoodfella · « **Reply #763 on:** March 26, 2019, 04:02:01 pm »

With all the promising English youngsters moving to Germany, I think young Ben Foster should also make the move to better his career.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #764 on:** March 26, 2019, 04:13:07 pm »

Ha ha,I love this moment after a mega-woosh, waiting to see how the be-wooshed one responds. Do they vanish, unable or unwilling to show their face again? Do they try and bluster it out, or pretend that they were in on the joke all along and weren't wooshed? Do they get angry and lay into the other person, saying it was their fault for not being sufficiently clear etc?

Or do they fess up and ruefully admit that they've been done like a kipper. The anticipation...

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #765 on:** March 26, 2019, 06:02:44 pm »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

Whooooooooossssshhhhhh!!!!

El Lobo · « **Reply #766 on:** March 26, 2019, 06:14:35 pm »

Ahhh damn, hooking someone with a ‘young Ben Foster’ line is the ultimate dream

CraigDS · « **Reply #767 on:** March 26, 2019, 06:16:36 pm »

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #768 on:** March 26, 2019, 06:22:20 pm »

Quote from: Eel Lobo on March 26, 2019, 06:14:35 pm

Ahhh damn, hooking someone with a ‘young Ben Foster’ line is the ultimate dream

Bide your time, and wait for the influx of new members if we win the League or European cup, then cast in again

afc tukrish · « **Reply #769 on:** March 26, 2019, 06:32:32 pm »

Quote from: Tesco tearaway on March 26, 2019, 06:22:20 pm

Bide your time, and wait for the influx of new members if we win the League or European cup, then cast in again

Baldrick? Who the fuck is Baldrick?

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #770 on:** March 26, 2019, 08:16:09 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 26, 2019, 06:32:32 pm

Baldrick? Who the fuck is Baldrick?

All time classic

Doc Red · « **Reply #771 on:** March 26, 2019, 09:13:38 pm »

Quote from: afc turkish on March 26, 2019, 06:32:32 pm

Baldrick? Who the fuck is Baldrick?

Ziltoid · « **Reply #772 on:** March 26, 2019, 10:56:37 pm »

He's probably stuck in a catflap as we type hence the lack of reply.

Flaccido Dongingo · « **Reply #773 on:** March 28, 2019, 09:34:54 pm »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

Ben Foster is a youngster ffs

davidlpool1982 · « **Reply #774 on:** March 29, 2019, 07:06:19 am »

Quote from: Scottymuser on March 26, 2019, 02:00:12 pm

A bit Raw? He is 30-effing-6 next week, how is that "raw" in any way shape of form, with almost 280 games in the premier league alone? I know that's not too too old for a keeper, although I would argue that past 39 there is a sharp decline for those at the very very top (think of how poor Buffon has been this season for PSG, and arguably the previous season for Juve), but if our great keeping hope is a 37 year old who has never been deemed good enough for a top 6 team (nowhere near either - I don't recall a single rumour of him going to any of the top 6 ever) then I shudder. Pickford is no better mind you, but at least he is young.

What makes the Wooosh better is that he did play for a top 6 team as well. Won 2 Carling Cups with United when he was a wee tadpole.

Floydy · « **Reply #775 on:** April 1, 2019, 08:20:34 pm »

Small Arms trying his hand at Boxing I hear.......
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-looking-into-reports-jordan-16061714

classycarra · « **Reply #776 on:** April 1, 2019, 08:22:09 pm »

Quote from: PAULG on April 1, 2019, 08:20:34 pm

Small Arms trying his hand at Boxing I hear.......
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/everton-looking-into-reports-jordan-16061714

Threw a punch but presumably he didn't reach?

Floydy · « **Reply #777 on:** April 1, 2019, 08:32:42 pm »

Quote from: Classycara on April 1, 2019, 08:22:09 pm

Threw a punch but presumably he didn't reach?

reckon he was blaming his defenders too for getting hit

CHOPPER · « **Reply #778 on:** April 1, 2019, 08:34:36 pm »

Apparently burst into tears when fully armed officers arrived on the scene

rob1966 · « **Reply #779 on:** April 1, 2019, 08:38:14 pm »

Quote from: Classycara on April 1, 2019, 08:22:09 pm

Threw a punch but presumably he didn't reach?

clinical · « **Reply #780 on:** April 1, 2019, 08:54:12 pm »

https://twitter.com/BelfastRedYNWA/status/1112788209358995456?s=19

Sorry if posted already.

classycarra · « **Reply #781 on:** April 1, 2019, 08:59:45 pm »

Quote from: clinical on April 1, 2019, 08:54:12 pm

https://twitter.com/BelfastRedYNWA/status/1112788209358995456?s=19

Sorry if posted already.

England's tourist board should ask to use that footage for the culture section of their webpage

JoeCole · « **Reply #782 on:** April 1, 2019, 09:05:35 pm »

There's an extended video going around of him in the bar taking pics with people that were asking him, and others (those taking the video) shouting abuse just to have something funny to post on social media and get a few likes. Pickford seems like a tit but can't blame him at all for eventually lashing out, it must get so frustrating.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #783 on:** April 1, 2019, 10:03:17 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 1, 2019, 08:34:36 pm

Apparently burst into tears when fully armed officers arrived on the scene

FiSh77 · « **Reply #784 on:** April 1, 2019, 10:04:34 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 1, 2019, 08:34:36 pm

Apparently burst into tears when fully armed officers arrived on the scene

Arf

thaddeus · « **Reply #785 on:** April 1, 2019, 10:27:19 pm »

Quote from: JoeCole on April 1, 2019, 09:05:35 pm

There's an extended video going around of him in the bar taking pics with people that were asking him, and others (those taking the video) shouting abuse just to have something funny to post on social media and get a few likes. Pickford seems like a tit but can't blame him at all for eventually lashing out, it must get so frustrating.

I'll never understand why people want to have recordings of their shit banter. "Huhuh, check my video of me shouting 'Butterfingers' over and over and over at a guy who doesn't even acknowledge I exist

"

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #786 on:** April 1, 2019, 10:34:45 pm »

Quote from: thaddeus on April 1, 2019, 10:27:19 pm

I'll never understand why people want to have recordings of their shit banter. "Huhuh, check my video of me shouting 'Butterfingers' over and over and over at a guy who doesn't even acknowledge I exist "

But he did

Black Bull Nova · « **Reply #787 on:** April 1, 2019, 10:41:47 pm »

Scottymuser · « **Reply #788 on:** April 1, 2019, 11:30:28 pm »

Quote from: Ghost Town on March 26, 2019, 04:13:07 pm

Ha ha,I love this moment after a mega-woosh, waiting to see how the be-wooshed one responds. Do they vanish, unable or unwilling to show their face again? Do they try and bluster it out, or pretend that they were in on the joke all along and weren't wooshed? Do they get angry and lay into the other person, saying it was their fault for not being sufficiently clear etc?

Or do they fess up and ruefully admit that they've been done like a kipper. The anticipation...

I am here - should probably have seen it coming. I would say in my defense, but that's a BS phrase, so going to 'fess up and simply say I was at work, saw the posting, and took it, stupidly, at face value. Mea culpa

FiSh77 · « **Reply #789 on:** April 2, 2019, 12:06:22 am »

Quote from: Scottymuser on April 1, 2019, 11:30:28 pm

I am here - should probably have seen it coming. I would say in my defense, but that's a BS phrase, so going to 'fess up and simply say I was at work, saw the posting, and took it, stupidly, at face value. Mea culpa

Fair play for being honest, if I had less than 400 posts I'd have played the too young card

Must be a good 10-12 years since commentators & pundits used to bail him out with the young Ben Foster shouts despite him being about 10 months younger than Reina & Cech

Bobinhood · « **Reply #790 on:** April 2, 2019, 12:12:45 am »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 1, 2019, 08:34:36 pm

Apparently burst into tears when fully armed officers arrived on the scene

Might as well shut the internet down now, this here's the winner

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #791 on:** April 2, 2019, 01:38:57 am »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 1, 2019, 08:34:36 pm

Apparently burst into tears when fully armed officers arrived on the scene

Dim Glas · « **Reply #792 on:** April 2, 2019, 02:41:32 am »

Quote from: CHOPPER on April 1, 2019, 08:34:36 pm

Apparently burst into tears when fully armed officers arrived on the scene

he couldn't cope with the long arm of the law?

didi shamone · « **Reply #793 on:** April 2, 2019, 03:31:34 am »

Shouldn't react to armless banter.

Crouch Potato · « **Reply #794 on:** April 2, 2019, 05:13:09 am »

Quote from: Die Nullfünfer on April 2, 2019, 02:41:32 am

he couldn't cope with the long arm of the law?

Ba-dum-tishhhhh.

PhaseOfPlay · « **Reply #795 on:** April 2, 2019, 05:23:08 am »

Oh place yor haaaaaaaaands
On my Goooooooooooooal
Run your fiiiiiiiiiiiiingerrrrrs
Through my sooooooooooooooole

And the way that I feel right now
Oh my arms are so small

Put your hands on, put your hands on
etc

Daniel Cabbaggio · « **Reply #796 on:** April 2, 2019, 06:40:14 am »

What did he do, punch the guy into his own net?

rob1966 · « **Reply #797 on:** April 2, 2019, 06:41:59 am »

Quote from: JoeCole on April 1, 2019, 09:05:35 pm

There's an extended video going around of him in the bar taking pics with people that were asking him, and others (those taking the video) shouting abuse just to have something funny to post on social media and get a few likes. Pickford seems like a tit but can't blame him at all for eventually lashing out, it must get so frustrating.

I know he is a tit with no brains and grew up in Sunderland, but seeing as how high profile he is and the stupid amount of money he gets paid, you'd think he'd stay out of places like that

TheTeflonJohn · « **Reply #798 on:** April 2, 2019, 07:59:03 am »

Quote from: rob1966 on April 2, 2019, 06:41:59 am

I know he is a tit with no brains and grew up in Sunderland, but seeing as how high profile he is and the stupid amount of money he gets paid, you'd think he'd stay out of places like that

Exactly. What the fuck does he expect?

It`s highly likely he`s going to get shit thrown his way if he steps into a drunken fuelled arena and yet he reacts and lashes out when said shit comes his way!

What an absolute bell end.

Riquende · « **Reply #799 on:** April 2, 2019, 08:40:33 am »

I like how 'alledged' is still being included in all the headlines, despite the clear footage of him being dragged away from the fight by (I guess) his mates, with some girl shouting 'Jordan' after him.

Send for Sir Bob Massingbird!