Screamin laffin here watching last night's SNL.
Remember the arse wipe thread a few years back? About how sore the ringpiece can get before you wipe clean?
One poor bastard said he was so hairy it took half a roll at times.
They did a skit on how we dispose of our too soiled underwear in three plastic bags on disposal after a little accident, bad food, explosive cough, accidental shart, etc.
You wipe clean one minute, get home and it's a damn Rorschach Test!