Topic: Spurs: fucking useless

[sms1986]

Salah will win the next few most likely, Kane will have to get used to it.

[Phil M]

Not bitter at all is he? Took Salah one season to do what he did in 4 season, and Salah bettered it.

Without taking pens of which we get fuck all of anyway.

[sms1986]

Without taking pens of which we get fuck all of anyway.

Almost no team does nowadays, few got more than six all of this season.

[Brian Blessed]

It's good that Mr. Touch got to 30 by stealing a goal from a team mate. He must be very proud.

[El Lobo]

That lads honestly gonna have a nervous breakdown over the next 12 months if he doesn't toughen up a bit.

[sms1986]

That lads honestly gonna have a nervous breakdown over the next 12 months if he doesn't toughen up a bit.

Think we're already seeing it happen!

[stara]

"For me, it is about doing it year after year. This is my fourth year now and the first time I have got to 30 goals in the Prem, now it's about getting to 30 goals for the next two or three years, that's the aim.
 

29 + one Harry Klaimed = 30. 

[Brian Blessed]

That lads honestly gonna have a nervous breakdown over the next 12 months if he doesn't toughen up a bit.

If he has a poor World Cup - and it's England, so that is likely - and the press start laying into him, it could be a lot less than 12 months.

[stevieG786]

Bit of a misleading headline tbf, he doesn't challenge Salah to do it again at all, he just states that is his personal goal..

I don't know what it is about Harry Kane but i just don't rate him that highly, i mean he's a great goal scorer no doubt as he has proved the last 4 seasons, he scores some wonderful goals as we saw from his winner yesterday and he is definitely up there as one of if not the best striker in the world..

Maybe i'd rate him higher if he wasn't such a greedy diving goal stealing c*nt or maybe if his name was Harry kane-iniho 

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Rose I still see being swapped for Shaw + money from United.

Isn't Shaw now out of contract come 1st July? United aren't making any money from him unless they tie him up in a new deal and I doubt he is signing that under Mourinho. Also, they are linked with Sandro for £50m - why would you pay the same for Danny Rose when you can get Alex Sandro for the same amount?

Alderwiereld supposedly has a release clause and Dembele will be 31 in the summer with only a year of his contract left.

I think Dier is the only one they could let go for decent money and replace without much fuss. Having said that, only United were ever really interested and in the end they went for Matic. Do they have a need for him?

Why are we selling off Spurs' squad again? To see who they could sell-to-buy if Poch wasn't given a pot of money from Levy?

[lorenzo]

Bit of a misleading headline tbf, he doesn't challenge Salah to do it again at all, he just states that is his personal goal..

I don't know what it is about Harry Kane but i just don't rate him that highly, i mean he's a great goal scorer no doubt as he has proved the last 4 seasons, he scores some wonderful goals as we saw from his winner yesterday and he is definitely up there as one of if not the best striker in the world..

Maybe i'd rate him higher if he wasn't such a greedy diving goal stealing c*nt or maybe if his name was Harry kane-iniho 

"Any player wants to do it on a consistent basis and that's what defines a good player from a great player. He has done amazing this year and he looks like a great player and we'll see if we can both continue it next season."

[Max_powers]

Bit of a misleading headline tbf, he doesn't challenge Salah to do it again at all, he just states that is his personal goal..

I don't know what it is about Harry Kane but i just don't rate him that highly, i mean he's a great goal scorer no doubt as he has proved the last 4 seasons, he scores some wonderful goals as we saw from his winner yesterday and he is definitely up there as one of if not the best striker in the world..

Maybe i'd rate him higher if he wasn't such a greedy diving goal stealing c*nt or maybe if his name was Harry kane-iniho 

He reminds me of Shearer. He has a good chance at breaking his record too. He is great at putting the ball in the net consistently and efficiently but he doesn't have the same fear factor. He is a level below players like Henry, Suarez, and even Rooney(pre fatness) and will always be that way. These players not just scored goals but they also created goals and made other attackers around them so much better.

[rafathegaffa83]

I'm struggling to see where Spurs finds £150m for him to spend, whilst ALSO giving new (huge) contracts to their biggest players and ALSO to any new signings (who will want parity).

And also pay off a new stadium

[El Lobo]

Part of me is quite relieved they finished 3rd, otherwise I'd have had a massive urge to go onto one of these other boards Primativ frequents to take the piss, which would have been sad.

[Zee_26]

It's actually quite Spursy that when the pressure was on Kane to score in order to overtake Mo, he just couldn't do it. And that's with Mo very clearly running out of gas the last few weeks. Kane talks about seeing if Salah can do it next season, but there's no reason as to why Salah couldn't barring injury. We play some of the best attacking football in Europe and create chances for fun.

The more pertinent question is if Kane is able to match up to the very best when there is an obvious expectation and pressure to do so. For the first time in a while, he's squaring up to someone who can match him week in and week out (Aguero would be there too if he was fit for a whole season).

[Lycan]

Kane's nose has clearly been bent out of joint by the fact Salah has won the golden boot.

[SP]

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/penalty_conceded

1.   Swansea City   7
2.   West Ham United   7
3.   Arsenal   6
4.   Burnley   6
5.   Huddersfield Town   6
6.   Liverpool   6
7.   Newcastle United   6
8.   Watford   6
9.   Everton   5
10.   Stoke City   5
11.   Leicester City   4
12.   AFC Bournemouth   3
13.   Brighton and Hove Albion   3
14.   Tottenham Hotspur   3
15.   Chelsea   2
16.   Crystal Palace   2
17.   Manchester City   2
18.   Southampton   2
19.   Manchester United   1
20.   West Bromwich Albion   1


A team with Fellaini under shithouse Mourinho only conceded 1 penalty all season. That sounds completely legit.


Penalties scored:

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/att_pen_goal

1.   Crystal Palace   8
2.   Manchester City   6
3.   Brighton and Hove Albion   5
4.   Everton   5
5.   Leicester City   5
6.   Arsenal   4
7.   AFC Bournemouth   3
8.   Chelsea   3
9.   Southampton   3
10.   Watford   3
11.   Huddersfield Town   2
12.   Liverpool   2
13.   Tottenham Hotspur   2
14.   West Ham United   2
15.   Manchester United   1
16.   Swansea City   1
17.   West Bromwich Albion   1

[Nick110581]

Why are they crowing about finishing above us? There is no rivalry.

[sms1986]

Why are they crowing about finishing above us? There is no rivalry.

It's the closest they'll come to winning a trophy for a while.

[Brian Blessed]

Why are they crowing about finishing above us? There is no rivalry.

Because it now guarantees they are European champions.

[Something Worse]

Why are they crowing about finishing above us? There is no rivalry.

Another trophy for their bustling cabinet

[Nick110581]

Weird club.

Everyone would choose our season over theirs.

They have lost 8 SFs in a row.

[stevieG786]

"Any player wants to do it on a consistent basis and that's what defines a good player from a great player. He has done amazing this year and he looks like a great player and we'll see if we can both continue it next season."

oh, i didnt click the link, never mind 

[QR350]

Never used to mind them but success does funny things to people. I wish nothing but misery and failure for them and their shit fans. Arsenal are ten times the club Spurs ever will be.

[Welshred]

Never used to mind them but success does funny things to people. I wish nothing but misery and failure for them and their shit fans. Arsenal are ten times the club Spurs ever will be.

Remind me what success they've had?

[QR350]

Remind me what success they've had?

That massive 2-2 win at Juventus, the finishing above Liverpool trophy, ummm...

[Kekule]

Kane's nose has clearly been bent out of joint by the fact Salah has won the golden boot.

 

Well, he’ll just have to take it on the chin...

[Lycan]

Well, he’ll just have to take it on the chin...

Some chin that as well. 

[Johnnyboy1973]

Somewhat funnier than seeing them delight at having finished above us whilst ignoring us getting to another European final, is there analysis of how we play.

Lots of long balls and bypassing the midfield whilst ignoring that they have hit more long passes than us

https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/total_long_balls

But, as they say, it is our shit defence that holds us back. So shit, that it has conceded a whopping two goals more than their own.

Just don't mention clean sheets - https://www.premierleague.com/stats/top/clubs/clean_sheet

Gobshites.

[Welshred]

Our shit defence that has been the best defence in the league since they beat us at Wembley? That'll do it lads.

[killer-heels]

Dembele is 31 in July. Alderweireld is 29, 30 next year. Don't see how they're bringing in £100mill off those.

 

They will make close to £80m for just Rose and Alderweirald. They may not hit the £100m mark but they will get close.

[afc tukrish]

Weird club.

Everyone would choose our season over theirs.

They have lost 8 SFs in a row.

New trophy, that, Most Consecutive Semi-Final Defeats?

[Raaphael]

How can I unfollow this thread? Annoys me that it`s on top of new replies all the time.

We are in the CL final. Spurs can fuck off. They are irrelevant.

[Skeeve]

"It's good to have competition, it's great for the Premier League to have two players at the 30-goal mark," he said.

"Personally for me, it was a target to improve on last year, obviously 29, and it was nice to get to that 30-goal mark.

"Mo has done great this year, he deserves it, he deserves the Golden Boot, I am looking forward to the competition again next year.

"For me, it is about doing it year after year. This is my fourth year now and the first time I have got to 30 goals in the Prem, now it's about getting to 30 goals for the next two or three years, that's the aim.

Only one of those players got to 30 goals this season and it wasn't mr touch that did it. 

[Alan B'Stard]

Bar Everton, THE most irrelevant club in the league. A poor man's Man City.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

They will make close to £80m for just Rose and Alderweirald. They may not hit the £100m mark but they will get close.

What figure are you putting on Rose ?  The lad has two ahead of him in the Spurs team,not half the player some people make him out to be.

[killer-heels]

What figure are you putting on Rose ?  The lad has two ahead of him in the Spurs team,not half the player some people make him out to be.

Just Davies isn’t it?

[Zizou]

Spurs can fuck off. They are irrelevant.

Eternally. Even when they have a good team they're so entirely meh.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Just Davies isn’t it?

I thought there were two but then I barely register anything about other sides.

What do you think he's worth ?

Alderweireld is barely worth £40-45m  and Rose certainly isn't worth the same let alone more than him.

[In the Name of Klopp]

Bar Everton, THE most irrelevant club in the league. A poor man's Man City.

They're the Everton of London!