Topic: ***** The Birkenhead Quarantine Thread *****

[liverbloke]

Listen, I'm feeling sick here - symptoms include sweating, anxiety, clammy hands, nervous twitch, hot flushes.

So have I got the virus or maybe could this be because we've finally/nearly/possibly got our hands on the P****** L***** trophy?

And what started as a quarantine thread has turned into a discussion on geography - maybe you are all ill.

[Crosby Nick]

My ancestry DNA is all over Birkenhead. Riddled.

Makes it sound like your grandfather spaffed up a wall behind the Town Hall more than once.

[Qston]

To all those over in Liverpool, save yourselves. Brick it up. We will be okay. I have already sorted my car mad max style, got several tins of mushy peas and got my trusty penknife out.

Not sure what my plan is for Monday though. Operation was planned for yesterday and now re arranged for Monday at APH. Any suggestions welcomed. Do I go armed ? Create my own bio suit out of bags for life (I am in heswall and therefore my wife has 278 of them) ?

[Millie]

To all those over in Liverpool, save yourselves. Brick it up. We will be okay. I have already sorted my car mad max style, got several tins of mushy peas and got my trusty penknife out.

Not sure what my plan is for Monday though. Operation was planned for yesterday and now re arranged for Monday at APH. Any suggestions welcomed. Do I go armed ? Create my own bio suit out of bags for life (I am in heswall and therefore my wife has 278 of them) ?

Are they those fancy insulated M&S ones?  I reckon they'd do a good job.

[Qston]

Are they those fancy insulated M&S ones?  I reckon they'd do a good job.

I will send her out today

[Tesco tearaway]

My ancestry DNA is all over Birkenhead. Riddled.

Map fetish?

[mickl]

Corona Virus Update

There is no-one who is infected coming to Merseyside.
Anyone who shows any symptoms whatsoever will not be allowed on the plane.
These are British Citizens being brought home.
Liverpool has been at the forefront of tropical medicine and infectious diseases for over 100 years.
Merseyside has the best quarantine facilities in the country.
This is not a conspiracy.
This is not a plot by the Government to kill us all off.
This is not a plot by the FA to stop Liverpool winning the league.
It is the best and only scenario to bring people home and to keep anything untoward contained.
Now share this instead of all the doom and gloom posts

And if you want to know where the quarantine facility is.........

It's Evertons Trophy Room.........Nothing ever gets in there.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

I have secured flats on the Ford, so Birkenhead it us.


How are you feeling? Temperature, sweats, involuntary shouting of Wuhan Wuhan Wuhan?

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[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Saw 2 Asian girls on 2 separate occasions wearing one of them Altern 8 masks coming out of Stanley park over the last few weeks when ive been on my bike.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Saw 2 Asian girls on 2 separate occasions wearing one of them Altern 8 masks coming out of Stanley park over the last few weeks when ive been on my bike.

To be fair I work at the Uni and loads of the Chinese students wear them all the time, even well before this outbreak.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

When out and about in both Newcastle and Gateshead yesterday I must have seen 10, at least, Asian looking people wearing surgical masks.   

[Statto Red]

Yeah - I live in Greasby - one of the oldest settlements in Britain, apparently.

I grew up in Upton.  I would say Arrowe Park Hospital is in Woodchurch, not Upton.

Yep Upton boundary is mostly the Upton By Pass, anywhere south & you're in Woodchurch, & my error Saughall Massie is part of Moreton, not Upton, it's in Wallasey constituency for Westminster, & Moreton West & Saughall Massie Ward for the borough council. 

[kesey]

No can do.

I'm coughing and sneezing all over my keyboard and the dog won't even sit in the same room as me. He's wearing one of those masks too.

Anyway, I'm off to post in other threads and infect the rest of the board...

Hahaaaaaa. Not bad kiddo , not bad 

[Statto Red]

I see Stealers Wheel are going to release a new CD called Stuck On The Wirral With Flu

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

I see Stealers Wheel are going to release a new CD called Stuck On The Wirral With Flu

Not funny

Know someone who died from the Wirral.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

To be fair I work at the Uni and loads of the Chinese students wear them all the time, even well before this outbreak.

Hipster twats

[Linudden]

This is not a plot by the Government to kill us all off.
This is not a plot by the FA to stop Liverpool winning the league.

It should be pretty clear from the emojis I used that I was really taking the piss If anyone didn't see that, they quite clearly have comprehension problems. I'm 1,000 miles away for example.

[Medellin]

When we were kids & got asked where we were going on our jollies,if it wasnt argate it was abroad.
Abroad was over the water & headed to either Prestatyn/Talacre or the Golden Gate in Rhyl.
We went abroad often when we were kids..spoilt twats we were.

[John C]

Makes it sound like your grandfather spaffed up a wall behind the Town Hall more than once.

Worse than that Nick. Eew. Goes back to the 1600 hundreds this Wirral lark anyway.

[Statto Red]

Not funny

Know someone who died from the Wirral.

Very funny, my mum & dad, & a few good mates have all died on the Wirral.

[idontknow]

To be fair I work at the Uni and loads of the Chinese students wear them all the time, even well before this outbreak.

They don't want to spread germs.

[rob1966]

Bit worried by the name on the four coaches

[kopite.keith]

Bit worried by the name on the four coaches

Pretty poor show this. Where’s all the crowds and the flares to welcome the coach. 

[Ghost Town]

Bit worried by the name on the four coaches

I saw a pale coach, and a pale rider...

[Claire.]

They're letting them out today, probably more at risk when they leave!

[CraigDS]

They're letting them out today, probably more at risk when they leave!

They’ll take one look at the locals and think the world has been fully infected and everyone has turned to zombies.

[idontknow]

I saw a pale coach, and a pale rider...

You see Sydney Penny, I'm on the case ....

[Ghost Town]

You see Sydney Penny, I'm on the case ....

Ha, great film. Young Sydney was a revelation in it (ba dum tish). No idea what she's up to these days

[CHOPPER]

Birkenhead anyone?

[Andy @ Allerton!]

My ancestry DNA is all over Birkenhead. Riddled.

John C writing this post