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Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« on: March 17, 2023, 10:59:00 am »
PREMIER LEAGUE

FRIDAY 17TH MARCH

Nottingham Forest V Saudi Arabia 20:00 skysports

SATURDAY 18TH MARCH

Aston Villa V AFC Bournemouth 15:00
Brentford V Leicester City 15:00
Southampton V Tottenham Hotspur 15:00
Wolverhampton Wanderers V Leeds United 15:00
Chelsea V Everton 17:30 skysports

SUNDAY 19TH MARCH

Arsenal V Crystal Palace 14:00

FA CUP

SATURDAY 18TH MARCH

Abu Dhabi V Burnley 17:45 BBC One

SUNDAY 19TH MARCH

Sheffield United V Blackburn Rovers 12:00 itv 1
Brighton & Hove Albion V Grimsby Town 14:15 BBC One
Manches7er Uni7ed V Fulham 16:30 itv 1
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2023, 11:50:25 am »
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2023, 11:56:05 am »
We could really do with some favours tonight and tomorrow otherwise it's looking a bit grim especially as it's obviously unlikely we'll win our next league game as well.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2023, 08:02:27 pm »
Great start, Jonjo.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2023, 08:11:19 pm »
Does that Guimaraes ever go down and get straight back up?

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2023, 08:21:35 pm »
There’s no way Forest are finishing this with eleven.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2023, 08:23:19 pm »
Dennis booked for winning the ball.

Tierney must've got the memo.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2023, 08:24:28 pm »
Dennis booked for winning the ball.

Tierney must've got the memo.

[Tubby mode] What’s the memo?

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2023, 08:25:26 pm »
[Tubby mode] What’s the memo?

Can't go near England's greatest ever right back
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2023, 08:25:48 pm »
Getttt the fuck in!!

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2023, 08:25:54 pm »
Cracking finish. Go in you horrible twats.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2023, 08:25:57 pm »
Nice finish that from Dennis after Botman's error.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2023, 08:26:02 pm »
Hahaha, get in.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2023, 08:26:18 pm »
Get the fuck in
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2023, 08:26:41 pm »
A little bit of Mane vs Bayern there.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2023, 08:27:07 pm »
Nice goal. :)
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2023, 08:28:56 pm »
Only just noticed Forest now have a shirt sponsor. Surprised the BBC didn't try to get them to remove it
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2023, 08:31:04 pm »
Great tackle Jonjo
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2023, 08:31:08 pm »
A little bit of Mane vs Bayern there.

Thank you Lou Bega.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2023, 08:32:25 pm »
Thank you Lou Bega.

;D

I do like it when you come out with contemporary references!
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2023, 08:33:41 pm »
;D

I do like it when you come out with contemporary references!

Know your audience.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2023, 08:36:25 pm »
Know your audience.

Can't argue with that.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2023, 08:42:40 pm »
How the fuck was that given offside? Should be a Forest pen. Cheating bastards.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2023, 08:43:23 pm »
Never offside, Ayew havin’ a laugh?
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2023, 08:47:36 pm »
Cheating scum c*nts. Tierney is a fucking joke of a referee.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2023, 08:48:28 pm »
Never offside, Ayew havin’ a laugh?
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2023, 08:48:42 pm »
Complete fluke and Carragher is getting on like he's Messi. c*nt
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2023, 08:49:35 pm »
Tell us how you really feel, Barn.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2023, 08:51:03 pm »
Was Burn playing him on? Certainly needed a closer look rather than just calling it offside to avoid anything too controversial.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2023, 08:52:14 pm »
How the fuck was that given offside? Should be a Forest pen. Cheating bastards.

Never offside, Ayew havin’ a laugh?

Need to watch it again but clearly looked onside.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2023, 08:58:53 pm »
Newcastle are the most unlikeable team going.

Come on Forest 🌳 (not that I like them)
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2023, 09:00:09 pm »
Abide Pele is the father of the Ayews. Bet you didn't know that.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2023, 09:01:10 pm »
Abide Pele is the father of the Ayews. Bet you didn't know that.
Assume their mum was absolutely dreadful at football then.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2023, 09:03:44 pm »
Assume their mum was absolutely dreadful at football then.

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2023, 09:23:30 pm »
2-1 Newcastle- looked an offside and a handball in the buildup?

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2023, 09:24:15 pm »
F*ckin' Saudi C*nts!!  >:(
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2023, 09:26:07 pm »
Unlucky, Newcastle.
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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2023, 09:26:15 pm »
Disallowed after a massive wait

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2023, 09:26:32 pm »
Saudis and Abu Dhabi getting some truly remarkable decisions this week. All above board, of course.

Edit: although at least this time VAR showed a fucking spine

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Re: Premier League/FA Cup fixtures 17th - 19th March
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2023, 09:26:33 pm »
How the fuck is that offside?! The first defender deliberately plays the ball.
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