We fucked up this season in the league so Comolli's getting the sack
So Cruyff comes in, but turns out Cruyff still has connections with Catalonia Ajax Youth Ajax Not Ajax so Cruyff's gettin' the sack
So Kenny moves up to take the position, then we realise he was poor as the DOF when he previously did it, so Kenny's ge'in the sack
This clears the way for Rafa however turns out Rafa's going to move to Chelsea apparently 100% and we can't have that so Rafa ge'in de sack
And with half our squad injured, our Medical dude Bruckner's g'in d sack
I think we should hire Maradona to fill all the roles because..because why the fuck not.