Author Topic: Andy Robertson (Andrew Henry Robertson MBE)  (Read 793196 times)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2360 on: December 14, 2018, 05:42:05 pm »
Pace, patience, passing and penetration

Has all 4 in abundance and that makes him quite a formidable opponent for the other team

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2361 on: December 14, 2018, 07:10:44 pm »
We need all of our young up and coming fullbacks (including Trent) learning as much as they can from him

He's so good going forward but defensively its like having Virgil at fullback, so many times the ball is played into a dangerous position and he's just perfectly placed not only to deal with the threat, but to bring the ball out of defence and get us on the attack

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2362 on: December 14, 2018, 08:15:58 pm »
Oh man - Reddit nailed it:

Robertson Carlos

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2363 on: December 14, 2018, 09:29:19 pm »
If we still made the naff banners we did in the 1970s one would read 'Robertson Makes Jam out of Right Wingers'.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2364 on: December 14, 2018, 09:33:09 pm »
If we still made the naff banners we did in the 1970s one would read 'Robertson Makes Jam out of Right Wingers'.

Nothing naff about that at all

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2365 on: December 14, 2018, 09:43:28 pm »
Oh man - Reddit nailed it:

Robertson Carlos

I wrote that long back on RAWK  8)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2366 on: December 15, 2018, 02:42:33 am »
I wrote that long back on RAWK  8)

 Nice. My bad.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2367 on: December 15, 2018, 02:57:21 am »
Just Fucking Robertson will never fit on a shirt.
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2368 on: December 15, 2018, 08:23:26 am »
They’re both Just Fontaine’s kids.
And nothing to do with Unjust Waterspout.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2369 on: December 15, 2018, 08:26:44 am »
Just Fucking Robertson will never fit on a shirt.

JFR?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2370 on: December 15, 2018, 10:11:05 am »
Amplification does not equal truth. 

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2371 on: December 15, 2018, 10:16:18 am »
Pet hate now listening to commentary calling him Robinson

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2372 on: December 15, 2018, 03:35:21 pm »
Pet hate now listening to commentary calling him Robinson
you can also add 'Firminio' and 'Sane' to that list ::)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2373 on: December 15, 2018, 03:54:50 pm »
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2374 on: December 15, 2018, 05:13:41 pm »
Love that man

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2375 on: December 15, 2018, 05:37:46 pm »
We've come a long way from PFK ;D
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2376 on: December 15, 2018, 10:21:58 pm »
Just love how other fans don’t rate him. They just see this kid from Glasgow who drinks Irn Bru and we signed from Hull and just assume he’s shit.  Every opposition fan whose been to Anfield and seen him in the flesh must walk out wondering what has just hit them.  If he was called Andre Roberto they’d soon sit up and take notice. Let them keep underestimating him

I find it's the opposite with Robertson, other teams fans actually do rate him now, and don't mind admitting it, hell, even a few Bitters fans admit to how good he is!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2377 on: December 15, 2018, 10:34:00 pm »
Hey, remember all those years we used to worry about our choice of LB...
We aren't walking through the storm now - we are the storm.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2378 on: December 15, 2018, 10:39:03 pm »
Can't wait for him to bag a 25 yard screamer tomorrow!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2379 on: December 16, 2018, 06:17:43 pm »
Mourinho: "I am tired just from looking at Robertson. Absolutely incredible."
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2380 on: December 16, 2018, 06:18:48 pm »
Should be rested next game. Other teams need to have a chance too.
Cruyff: "Victory is not enough, there also needs to be beautiful football."

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2381 on: December 16, 2018, 06:19:08 pm »
So full of energy. Wonderful to have a LB of this quality. You just know that when he gets the ball, he’ll take it forward and force the opponents to make a decision. Must be so annoying to play against him.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2382 on: December 16, 2018, 06:19:48 pm »
Some outstanding moments today. Just keeps getting better
bollocks

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2383 on: December 16, 2018, 06:23:43 pm »
Just dam right amazing! Love me!!


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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2384 on: December 16, 2018, 06:24:36 pm »
After Suarez, I swore I would never fall in love again but I'm smitten.

Duracell could do an add campaign based on him, yet you have to add finesse, intelligence and guile to his game. Dare I say it, the best left back in the world at present?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2385 on: December 16, 2018, 06:25:14 pm »
Heard he sleeps with an IV drip of the purest Irn-Bru.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2386 on: December 16, 2018, 06:26:19 pm »
He's on steroids.





By steroids I mean Irn Bru.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2387 on: December 16, 2018, 06:36:22 pm »
Maldini Robertson
Go off to sleep in the sunshine, I don't want to see the day when it's dying

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2388 on: December 16, 2018, 06:36:50 pm »
Get him off corner duty.  Everything else he does is sublime.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2389 on: December 16, 2018, 06:37:30 pm »
What a player!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2390 on: December 16, 2018, 06:42:44 pm »
Great game again. Fantastic player.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2391 on: December 16, 2018, 06:46:34 pm »
Best player on the pitch for most of the game today, corners rubbish and not great end product but embodies all that is great about this team. Who’d have thought it 18 months ago.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2392 on: December 16, 2018, 06:50:59 pm »
Absolutely imperious (yes, yes, apart from his corners).

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2393 on: December 16, 2018, 07:02:40 pm »
Mourinho:

"The first 20 minutes we could not breathe, the pressure was so intense. I am still tired looking at Andrew Robertson, tired to look at that kid."


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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2394 on: December 16, 2018, 07:04:05 pm »
Best player on the pitch for most of the game today, corners rubbish and not great end product but embodies all that is great about this team. Who’d have thought it 18 months ago.
Great player, but yes he should stay away from set pieces. Bit of the Xabi Alonso, much better with a rolling ball.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2395 on: December 16, 2018, 07:08:24 pm »
We missed Milner and Trent on set pieces, but he ran his bollocks off as always and played well

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2396 on: December 16, 2018, 07:09:11 pm »
Strange choices on delivery from wide areas and of course corners, but that's my only criticism. The engine on the lad is insane

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2397 on: December 16, 2018, 07:15:02 pm »
Running out of words for him at the minute.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2398 on: December 16, 2018, 07:15:25 pm »
His name is Andy Robertson......
He's never gonna stoppppppp....
From left back to the left wing...
He's run the fucking lot.....

I'll get me coat..  ;D
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #2399 on: December 16, 2018, 07:15:50 pm »
His corners are shite though.
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

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