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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #960 on: October 11, 2017, 05:30:31 pm »
Gollied  ;D

Reminded me of Yocker,Yockered..one to knock you a bit..Greeny.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #961 on: October 11, 2017, 06:08:54 pm »
Gollied and Yockered; slickest crime fighting duo ever  :D

Was/is "pick the bones out of that one" just a scouse thing?
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #962 on: October 12, 2017, 10:34:10 am »
Another one I thought of yesterday when I saw an older bloke with jet black hair was 'he's got two penneth o' pot ash on'

That was always used by my family for anyone with suspiciously coloured hair. My aunty always said that about Mark Hughes even when he was in his 20s
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #963 on: October 17, 2017, 03:03:21 pm »
Angonamo... The famous scouse red Indian  :D

Mick Miller picks up on that during his famous Noddy sketch..

About 2.15 in if you dont wanna watch it all,very funny if you aint seen it.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #964 on: October 18, 2017, 09:23:23 pm »
Mick Miller picks up on that during his famous Noddy sketch..

About 2.15 in if you dont wanna watch it all,very funny if you aint seen it.

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Brilliant!  Runny egg! :lmao
Nice one for posting that  :thumbup
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #965 on: October 19, 2017, 08:18:30 am »
Very good comic was Mick back in the day.

Loved the quick two-liner in the Glasgow cake shop whether that's a custard or a meringue - clever that!
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #966 on: October 19, 2017, 10:38:07 am »
Aye i do like scouse comedians,you just get where they're coming from that bit more than others..
Seen this fella a few times..the punchline at the end of this is superb.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #967 on: October 19, 2017, 12:32:51 pm »
Very good comic was Mick back in the day.

Loved the quick two-liner in the Glasgow cake shop whether that's a custard or a meringue - clever that!
We had a weekend in Blackpool with works sports and social. Mick was the comedian. He asked one of the lads "Where you from?" The lad replied "Liverpool/ Widnes"   .Quick as a flash Miller replied "Fuck that! I wouldn't wanna mow your grass!".
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #968 on: November 12, 2017, 06:39:41 pm »
Copied from SOL some old scouse sayings..very old i think.
Need more research on these..

arab … street kid
gink … wrong ‘un
gom … policeman
mopus … a farthing, or small coin
plushbums … rich folk
yen … a homosexual
mugarly … food
mumtip … payment to keep quiet
rolling kids – kids who go stealing
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #969 on: November 18, 2017, 09:36:17 pm »
That Micky Finn Isle of Man one is a classic .
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #970 on: November 24, 2017, 12:28:02 am »
Everton won.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #971 on: November 24, 2017, 07:27:44 am »
Everton won.

Aye great innit!

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #972 on: November 25, 2017, 12:09:47 am »
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #973 on: November 25, 2017, 09:11:55 pm »
Scrubber.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #974 on: November 25, 2017, 11:06:12 pm »
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #976 on: November 25, 2017, 11:11:12 pm »
Knacker?
Old boot... all sizes fit in it  ;)
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #977 on: November 25, 2017, 11:12:40 pm »
Old boot... all sizes fit in it  ;)
If it's that bad a kacker, then ANY SIZE boot is gonna fit in it - innit.......

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #978 on: November 25, 2017, 11:14:15 pm »
If it's that bad a kacker, then ANY SIZE boot is gonna fit in it - innit.......
Quite  ;D
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #979 on: November 25, 2017, 11:15:51 pm »
Quite  ;D
You keep writing this tonight. QUIET! Or I'll scan yer clubcard violently like........... ;D

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« Reply #980 on: November 25, 2017, 11:22:06 pm »
You keep writing this tonight. QUIET! Or I'll scan yer clubcard violently like........... ;D
10% discount for regulars  ;D
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« Reply #981 on: November 25, 2017, 11:26:59 pm »
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #982 on: November 25, 2017, 11:42:05 pm »
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Have they got a clubcard?
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #983 on: November 27, 2017, 11:53:29 am »
Trabs...and webs (although who uses that word.. ???) now in the dictionary

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #984 on: November 27, 2017, 11:57:14 am »
Yup & webbed was to give/take a beating too.
Re scrubber earlier..the pc version was dubber,anyone else hear or use that?

One i aint heard in a while is gassed when in reference to pissed/drunk.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #985 on: November 28, 2017, 11:14:57 am »
Still hear webs and webbed used regularly.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #986 on: November 28, 2017, 11:11:53 pm »
Aye Webs heard in Speke and town this last year.

We say "on pins" don't we?  I just heard someone say "on tenterhooks" (on the telly just now) but "on pins" would be more common in Liverpool wouldn't it?

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #987 on: December 8, 2017, 11:13:26 am »
Lad in work asked what i was up to today..day off work.

Blurted this one out of the blue..

"Going into town shopping with the mrs..have a bite to eat & gonna get sloshed".

Sloshed.
Probably not just a scouse thing i dunno but one i haven't heard in a long time.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #988 on: December 8, 2017, 07:38:05 pm »
Lad in work asked what i was up to today..day off work.

Blurted this one out of the blue..

"Going into town shopping with the mrs..have a bite to eat & gonna get sloshed".

Sloshed.
Probably not just a scouse thing i dunno but one i haven't heard in a long time.
Definitely say this one in manc land. Or used to...

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #989 on: December 9, 2017, 08:44:07 am »
Aye Webs heard in Speke and town this last year.

We say "on pins" don't we?  I just heard someone say "on tenterhooks" (on the telly just now) but "on pins" would be more common in Liverpool wouldn't it?

Yep.

Or 'me arse went/ has gone'
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #990 on: July 2, 2018, 03:19:05 am »
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #991 on: July 2, 2018, 03:23:13 am »
Aye Webs heard in Speke and town this last year.

We say "on pins" don't we?  I just heard someone say "on tenterhooks" (on the telly just now) but "on pins" would be more common in Liverpool wouldn't it?

Webs as in trabs ? Yes of course . Any 80's kids remember the term ' he got webbed ' as in twatted in a fight . Trabs , webs and sending the volley in when fighting. A possible connection I reckon.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #992 on: July 2, 2018, 02:04:24 pm »
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #993 on: July 2, 2018, 02:05:38 pm »
Meeting me mate in a bit for the Water's gig. He is still a Clobbermong.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #994 on: July 2, 2018, 07:36:39 pm »
All time classic.

Had me cryin in bad last night. Sadly not used anymore.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #995 on: July 4, 2018, 09:55:54 am »
Manhead. As in a kid with a massive noggin.
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #996 on: July 5, 2018, 08:03:25 pm »
^ ha ha classic.

Good shout for the rich scouse lexicon giving us the guardian's favorite World Cup phrase:

Shithousery

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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #997 on: July 6, 2018, 01:05:26 pm »
"Here's them Egyptian bizzies!".
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #998 on: July 6, 2018, 01:06:17 pm »
A large lady had "legs like a snooker table".
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Re: Lost Scouse Lingo
« Reply #999 on: July 7, 2018, 09:31:56 am »
A large lady had "legs like a snooker table".

Or, 'an arse like a Bombay money lender'
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