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Throw Pogba in there as well and you'd be hard pressed not to feel sorry for the mug in the manager's chair at that club.
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And Lingard is 27 in 3 months.. imagine that....
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And Lingard is 27 in 3 months.. imagine that....

Think you pressed 2 instead of 1?

surely young Jesseh is still in his teens?

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Is Raiola's boy Poggy still on strike? That'd be a fun sideshow until the Spanish and Italian windows shut  ;D
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Still astounded that they paid Leicester £80m for Mount Rushmore head.

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Still astounded that they paid Leicester £80m for Mount Rushmore head.

Mount Rushmore Head

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Listening to Scholes talk about Ole's united is great
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

Normally a player can look great on tubes, but one of the things that's encouraging for me is just the amount of youtube videos on him

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Listening to Scholes talk about Ole's united is great

Someone should ask him at his next press conference if he's parking in the gaffer's space or not
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Listening to Scholes talk about Ole's united is great

What has he said?
It’s easy to believe when it’s going well.

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The Man UTD fan-base I hear you ask?....

Mmm....it's currently this big massive swollen 'thing' which came into being on the back of years of success and inertia which is now being forced to watch dross and incompetence. It's currently a total mismatch of devotion offset against reward, and it's totally fucking livid about it. But what are y gonna do? A lot of "out of town" Man UTD colours got nailed to a lot of "out of town" masts by a lot of young glory hunters when they were in their 'pomp' and now they're stuck with their choice. This current excuse of an outfit was NOT what they signed up for, but very few likely saw further than the 'Ferguson' years and never envisioned just how clue-less their chosen club might become in the wake of his departure.

Even the fickle ones who jump ship will still know in their heart of hearts who they're really bonded to, and they will still be grinding their teeth every time UTD stutter and falter.

Man UTD created a lot of pleasure for a lot of people once. Now, they're just creating a lot of misery for them.

They're a BIG club. Off course they are.

It's reach is global....

...the misery is global!

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From ESPN:

Former Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has said that Manchester City's B team would have a greater chance of winning the Premier League than their local rivals.

Mourinho, who is working as a pundit for U.K. broadcaster Sky Sports after being sacked by United in December, said he believes that the depth of City boss Pep Guardiola's squad is so strong that their second-string side would be more likely to claim the title than United.

When asked who he thinks could win title this season, Mourinho said: "Four teams. Man City, Tottenham, Liverpool and Man City's B team. When I looked at City's bench and saw the players that weren't involved in the XI, I believe even their B team can win the title."
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From ESPN:

Former Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has said that Manchester City's B team would have a greater chance of winning the Premier League than their local rivals.

Mourinho, who is working as a pundit for U.K. broadcaster Sky Sports after being sacked by United in December, said he believes that the depth of City boss Pep Guardiola's squad is so strong that their second-string side would be more likely to claim the title than United.

When asked who he thinks could win title this season, Mourinho said: "Four teams. Man City, Tottenham, Liverpool and Man City's B team. When I looked at City's bench and saw the players that weren't involved in the XI, I believe even their B team can win the title."

that can't be true

but its jose. he will do anything to shit on man u. and pile the pressure on ole.

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I mean...he's not wrong?
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From ESPN:

Former Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has said that Manchester City's B team would have a greater chance of winning the Premier League than their local rivals.

Mourinho, who is working as a pundit for U.K. broadcaster Sky Sports after being sacked by United in December, said he believes that the depth of City boss Pep Guardiola's squad is so strong that their second-string side would be more likely to claim the title than United.

When asked who he thinks could win title this season, Mourinho said: "Four teams. Man City, Tottenham, Liverpool and Man City's B team. When I looked at City's bench and saw the players that weren't involved in the XI, I believe even their B team can win the title."

He's right. That bench yesterday was Abu Dhabi sticking its middle finger up to the FA, the 18 other teams and UEFA. Watch them sign a new super world record sponsorship deal and have a full squad of players that would get in every side in Europe.

Cheating c*nts
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He's right. That bench yesterday was Abu Dhabi sticking its middle finger up to the FA, the 18 other teams and UEFA. Watch them sign a new super world record sponsorship deal and have a full squad of players that would get in every side in Europe.

Cheating c*nts
and go out in the quarters of the european cup

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pretty much what’s wrong with them in a nutshell

The new spice boys.
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Still astounded that they paid Leicester £80m for Mount Rushmore head.

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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32304 on: August 11, 2019, 04:24:35 pm »
Nice thread title change there Andy... ;D
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32305 on: August 11, 2019, 04:27:19 pm »
The new spice boys.
so at least 20 years until they win the league again!

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32306 on: August 11, 2019, 04:28:10 pm »
Nice thread title change there Andy... ;D


Credit to FD :)
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Still astounded that they paid Leicester £80m for Mount Rushmore head.
Reckon he will will score today though and the over excited 'we got a bargain' shouts to start from the sister fisters.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32308 on: August 11, 2019, 04:44:04 pm »
Shaw been on his usual summer (and autumn, winter & spring) diet again I see.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32309 on: August 11, 2019, 05:36:39 pm »
so at least 20 years until they win the league again!

how long will it take for no 6?  :P

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32310 on: August 11, 2019, 06:02:55 pm »
Lampard is a fraud

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32311 on: August 11, 2019, 06:04:10 pm »
corner turned

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32312 on: August 11, 2019, 06:10:59 pm »
The fawning over this UTD side now. :puke2
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32313 on: August 11, 2019, 06:11:36 pm »
Above us in the league now

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32315 on: August 11, 2019, 06:16:57 pm »
They're back. Going to walk the league :)
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32316 on: August 11, 2019, 06:19:50 pm »
Swagoh is well and truly back. 

New contract for Oleh please before Barcelona poach him.
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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32317 on: August 11, 2019, 06:21:55 pm »
Turning corners since 2013

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32318 on: August 11, 2019, 06:22:12 pm »
It was all there today,

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Re: "Green and Gold, it's Ole from Molde!" featuring Mt. Rushmore Head and dabs.
« Reply #32319 on: August 11, 2019, 06:24:55 pm »
Utd set to have a brilliant season then, as long as every team they play camps out in their half and lets them counterattack into an empty defensive area for 90 minutes.
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