Author Topic: The England Cricket Thread - 2024  (Read 640153 times)

Offline Joseph-Immanuel Queen

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,716
I'm starting to come around to the idea of recalling Malan for a bit. Crawley and Pope look like they could be fantastic for us, but their heads are clearly kettled and it looks like they need some time out of the side to protect them a bit and get their confidence back. Malan's test record isn't great, granted, but he's experienced, knows his game, in decent form and has scored runs down under. If Hameed continues his form for a while longer I could see him coming in for Sibley as well.

Burns
Sibley/Hameed
Malan
Root
Stokes
Lawrence
Buttler

as a top 7 will probably still get absolutely destroyed in the Ashes, but fucking hell they need to change something.

Offline voodoo ray

  • Bng-bng, BNG-BNG-BNG, bng-bng, bng-bng.....Ooooh OOOOH ooooooooh AAAAAHHHHH ah-hah, yeah!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,011
  • feck off
I caught about 30 seconds of the pakistan super league the other day and was surprised to hear gower's voice on it.

poor bastard. tms should have given him a gig or something.

Offline Welshred

  • CBE. To be fair to him, he is a massive twat. Professional Ladies' Arse Fondler. Possibly......we're not sure any more......
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,608
  • JFT96
Even the women are capable of collapsing, 230-2 to 251-6

Offline Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,886
  • Poultry in Motion
Couple of years of build up, a one off final and they schedule it for England and the weather’s gone to shit. Oops.

What happens if it’s a rain affected draw?

Offline Trump's tiny tiny hands

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,053
  • Building steam with a grain of salt
Isn't there a reserve day for the final? Looks like plenty of rain for the next few days though  :(

Offline Sangria

  • In trying to be right ends up wrong without fail
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,109
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Is there any good reason why it isn't scheduled for Lord's? I originally wrote "played at Lord's", but it's not being played anywhere.
"i just dont think (Lucas is) that type of player that Kenny wants"
Vidocq, 20 January 2011

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=267148.msg8032258#msg8032258

Offline voodoo ray

  • Bng-bng, BNG-BNG-BNG, bng-bng, bng-bng.....Ooooh OOOOH ooooooooh AAAAAHHHHH ah-hah, yeah!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,011
  • feck off
I think they do have a 6th day in the schedule if required.

and I think it's at the ageas for 'bubble' reasons. hotel on site etc.

Offline Kekule

  • Not fussy.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 12,304
Is there any good reason why it isn't scheduled for Lord's? I originally wrote "played at Lord's", but it's not being played anywhere.

It’s a Covid thing isn’t it? Same reason why Southampton got Test Matches and ODIs last year, there is an on site hotel that both sides can stay in and therefore can stay in a their bubbles for the duration. Lord’s doesn’t have those facilities. 

I guess things have changed since New Zealand agreed to tour as they played at Lord’s and Edgbaston, but at the time they scheduled this game there were more restrictions in place.

Offline Yorkykopite

  • Misses Danny Boy with a passion. Phil's Official Biographer, dontcherknow...it's all true. Honestly.
  • RAWK Writer
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,479
  • The first five yards........
It’s a Covid thing isn’t it? Same reason why Southampton got Test Matches and ODIs last year, there is an on site hotel that both sides can stay in and therefore can stay in a their bubbles for the duration. Lord’s doesn’t have those facilities. 

I guess things have changed since New Zealand agreed to tour as they played at Lord’s and Edgbaston, but at the time they scheduled this game there were more restrictions in place.

Probably right. It's a pity though. The world Test championship should be played at the home of cricket. And if Headingley isn't available then Lord's would do.
"If you want the world to love you don't discuss Middle Eastern politics" Saul Bellow.

Offline Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,886
  • Poultry in Motion
Probably right. It's a pity though. The world Test championship should be played at the home of cricket. And if Headingley isn't available then Lord's would do.

:D

Offline Joseph-Immanuel Queen

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,716
Even the women are capable of collapsing, 230-2 to 251-6

As are the Indian women: 167-0 to 197-8  :o

Offline voodoo ray

  • Bng-bng, BNG-BNG-BNG, bng-bng, bng-bng.....Ooooh OOOOH ooooooooh AAAAAHHHHH ah-hah, yeah!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,011
  • feck off
I was going to say 'up the england women' but that could be problematic.

Offline Welshred

  • CBE. To be fair to him, he is a massive twat. Professional Ladies' Arse Fondler. Possibly......we're not sure any more......
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,608
  • JFT96

Offline Elzar

  • train station gate frustration - delia smith fan club founder ('ave it!)
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,162
  • Bam!
Brilliant stuff from the womens team to force the follow on
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

Offline Sangria

  • In trying to be right ends up wrong without fail
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,109
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
If the WTC starts tomorrow, is it a 5 day game or a 4 day game?
"i just dont think (Lucas is) that type of player that Kenny wants"
Vidocq, 20 January 2011

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=267148.msg8032258#msg8032258

Offline Elzar

  • train station gate frustration - delia smith fan club founder ('ave it!)
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,162
  • Bam!
If the WTC starts tomorrow, is it a 5 day game or a 4 day game?

I remember them saying a reserve day had been put in place. So should be 5
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

Offline Yorkykopite

  • Misses Danny Boy with a passion. Phil's Official Biographer, dontcherknow...it's all true. Honestly.
  • RAWK Writer
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,479
  • The first five yards........
https://twitter.com/englandcricket/status/1405850184823701504?s=20

Unplayable

Drifting harmlessly down leg and then...takes the off stump bail off. Superb stuff.
"If you want the world to love you don't discuss Middle Eastern politics" Saul Bellow.

Offline voodoo ray

  • Bng-bng, BNG-BNG-BNG, bng-bng, bng-bng.....Ooooh OOOOH ooooooooh AAAAAHHHHH ah-hah, yeah!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,011
  • feck off
that was to a #10? I hope she ran past and shouted "that were wasted on thee!" in a yorkshire accent.

Offline voodoo ray

  • Bng-bng, BNG-BNG-BNG, bng-bng, bng-bng.....Ooooh OOOOH ooooooooh AAAAAHHHHH ah-hah, yeah!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,011
  • feck off
Holding's on sky sports racing in his top hat and tails. as if he's not tall enough already

Offline Yorkykopite

  • Misses Danny Boy with a passion. Phil's Official Biographer, dontcherknow...it's all true. Honestly.
  • RAWK Writer
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,479
  • The first five yards........
that was to a #10? I hope she ran past and shouted "that were wasted on thee!" in a yorkshire accent.

 ;D
"If you want the world to love you don't discuss Middle Eastern politics" Saul Bellow.

Offline Welshred

  • CBE. To be fair to him, he is a massive twat. Professional Ladies' Arse Fondler. Possibly......we're not sure any more......
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,608
  • JFT96
that was to a #10? I hope she ran past and shouted "that were wasted on thee!" in a yorkshire accent.

She's from Barnsley so there's a possibility ;D

Offline Trump's tiny tiny hands

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,053
  • Building steam with a grain of salt
NZ win the toss and bowl first

Offline Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,886
  • Poultry in Motion
NZ win the toss and bowl first

Is it still 5 days starting from today?

Offline Trump's tiny tiny hands

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,053
  • Building steam with a grain of salt
They can make up 1.5 hours a day, weather permitting, so will need some of the reserve day

Offline Trump's tiny tiny hands

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,053
  • Building steam with a grain of salt
Really good, positive start by the Indian openers. NZ bowlers trying too much

Offline FiSh77

  • LoAves0. Is completely hooked on RAWK. Dead ringer for Amos Taylor. Burns, baby, burns.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,926
  • We all live in a Red and White Kop
Go and start yer own thread, this one's for shit cricket ;D

Offline voodoo ray

  • Bng-bng, BNG-BNG-BNG, bng-bng, bng-bng.....Ooooh OOOOH ooooooooh AAAAAHHHHH ah-hah, yeah!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,011
  • feck off
just flicked it on for a sec and what fucking colour are those tv graphics supposed to be?

Offline voodoo ray

  • Bng-bng, BNG-BNG-BNG, bng-bng, bng-bng.....Ooooh OOOOH ooooooooh AAAAAHHHHH ah-hah, yeah!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,011
  • feck off

Offline BobPaisley3

  • SirAlexFerguson2, the bad manc twat :)
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 15,249
  • PGMOL fanboy
Pujara, not one single fuck given about strike rate  ;D
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

Offline Guz-kop

  • Baz cop
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,482
New Zealand definitely wasted that first hour, bowled too wide and a few too short. Much better since then though
It's wonderful, it's marvellous, it's 3-3

Offline kloppismydad

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,313
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Loving the dhol playing in the background and some guy belting out Bollywood tunes.

Watching India in England is definitely on my sporting bucket-list since the atmosphere at India's matches there is amazing!

EDIT: 200 up for India! Another 50 odd runs from here will put us in a decent position. I look forward to Ishant Sharma bowling in these conditions.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2021, 12:47:43 pm by kloppismydad »
Mark my words. Top 8 will be a massive struggle.
We won't make any big signings this season and we will go back to being a top4 club.

Offline Welshred

  • CBE. To be fair to him, he is a massive twat. Professional Ladies' Arse Fondler. Possibly......we're not sure any more......
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,608
  • JFT96
India have been as poor batting wise as England were in the test matches against NZ

Offline Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,886
  • Poultry in Motion
Is this game a big deal in India and/or NZ? Feels a bit of an afterthought. Wasn’t a great deal of build up or hype around it.

Offline Garrus

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,854
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
India have been as poor batting wise as England were in the test matches against NZ
Disagree. Top order did well enough in the conditions. NZ's bowling has been excellent today.

Offline Welshred

  • CBE. To be fair to him, he is a massive twat. Professional Ladies' Arse Fondler. Possibly......we're not sure any more......
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 34,608
  • JFT96
Disagree. Top order did well enough in the conditions. NZ's bowling has been excellent today.

Disagree all you want but if England were 211/7 everyone would be saying how poor they've been. India have been poor, they still can't play the moving ball.

Offline Garrus

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,854
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Is this game a big deal in India and/or NZ? Feels a bit of an afterthought. Wasn’t a great deal of build up or hype around it.
A one off Test does take a lot of getting used to! I don't think the weather has helped, it felt like there wasn't going to be a result from this game for the last week.

Offline Garrus

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,854
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Disagree all you want but if England were 211/7 everyone would be saying how poor they've been. India have been poor, they still can't play the moving ball.
Fair but I think the conditions are pretty much the worst India could expect (barring a green top) given the quality of NZ's bowlers. The top order played a lot of balls each which is a big improvement from previous tours and encouraging from an Indian perspective. 250 will be nice and it will be interesting to see how NZ can get on.

Offline Sangria

  • In trying to be right ends up wrong without fail
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 19,109
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Disagree all you want but if England were 211/7 everyone would be saying how poor they've been. India have been poor, they still can't play the moving ball.

We're used to India being shit against green conditions. England are supposed to be specialists against it. Batsmen have made a point of playing in county cricket to learn how to bat in these conditions.
"i just dont think (Lucas is) that type of player that Kenny wants"
Vidocq, 20 January 2011

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=267148.msg8032258#msg8032258

Offline Trump's tiny tiny hands

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,053
  • Building steam with a grain of salt
India have been as poor batting wise as England were in the test matches against NZ

Not sure. Looks a low scoring game at this point. NZ getting any kind of a lead will be vital in this innings.

Offline BobPaisley3

  • SirAlexFerguson2, the bad manc twat :)
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 15,249
  • PGMOL fanboy
Who takes the title if its a draw?
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored