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For Australia take your best batsmen, best keeper, best fast bowlers and work around them.

That means Root, Stokes, Pope, Crawley, Bairstow, probably Burns.

It also means Foakes, Wood, Jimmy, probably Archer.

A spinner - Leach most likely.

Others in the touring party, Woakes, Malan, Broad, and whoever gets a packet of runs in the county game this summer.

Oh, and Robinson (well done lad)

Are you not including Broad in the best because of his record against them?

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bairstow should be in the test squad about as much as I should be.

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Someone's gone back in Jimmy Anderson's Twitter history to claim he's homophobic for saying Stuart Broad's new haircut made him look like a lesbian.

Others have pointed out that Craig Overton, who might replace Ollie Robinson at Edgbaston, made racist remarks when he was 20.

We're going to have no bowlers left at this rate...

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Are you not including Broad in the best because of his record against them?

To take Broad and Anderson is a step too far I think.
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To take Broad and Anderson is a step too far I think.

The last 4 tests are back to back mate. I think we take both and rotate them

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Someone's gone back in Jimmy Anderson's Twitter history to claim he's homophobic for saying Stuart Broad's new haircut made him look like a lesbian.

Others have pointed out that Craig Overton, who might replace Ollie Robinson at Edgbaston, made racist remarks when he was 20.

We're going to have no bowlers left at this rate...

I bet Chris Woakes has a very safe, pedestrian Twitter history.

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The last 4 tests are back to back mate. I think we take both and rotate them

That is a tough schedule (we'll lose!). So, yes, that might be smart.

Confession. I don't know why, but I've never warmed to Broad in the way I have to Jimmy (there's a clue there). It's a bit like Ovett and Coe for me. Impossible to love them both, so you have to choose one.
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That is a tough schedule (we'll lose!). So, yes, that might be smart.

Confession. I don't know why, but I've never warmed to Broad in the way I have to Jimmy (there's a clue there). It's a bit like Ovett and Coe for me. Impossible to love them both, so you have to choose one.

You mean Steve and Coe (or Seb and Ovett)?

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You mean Steve and Coe (or Seb and Ovett)?

Now come on Nick, that should be obvious.
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That is a tough schedule (we'll lose!). So, yes, that might be smart.

Confession. I don't know why, but I've never warmed to Broad in the way I have to Jimmy (there's a clue there). It's a bit like Ovett and Coe for me. Impossible to love them both, so you have to choose one.

Yeah I get what you mean as I'd choose Jimmy over Broad anyday but both are still outstanding bowlers. It'll be a sad day when both retire.

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Now come on Nick, that should be obvious.

Crammy? :D

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To take Broad and Anderson is a step too far I think.

Even with an injury record as poor as Archer's?

Still the first two for me but it's batting that will let us down.

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people seem to always forget broad is something like 4 years younger than anderson.

they'll both go to australia barring injury and they both should too.





https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/another-england-men-s-player-found-to-have-posted-discriminatory-content-1265504

One tweet uses derogatory slang and graphics to describe people of Chinese origin. Another uses derogatory terminology to describe homosexuality.
The player was aged less than 16 at the time.
« Last Edit: June 7, 2021, 08:42:36 pm by voodoo ray »

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people seem to always forget broad is something like 4 years younger than anderson.

they'll both go to australia barring injury and they both should too.





https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/another-england-men-s-player-found-to-have-posted-discriminatory-content-1265504

One tweet uses derogatory slang and graphics to describe people of Chinese origin. Another uses derogatory terminology to describe homosexuality.
The player was aged less than 16 at the time.

Teenager is a twat. Why is this newsworthy?
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Honestly people really need to stop going back through several years or social media posts to find something to be outraged about. If no one searches for them no one finds out about them and no one is offended.

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Not an auspicious first post but harmless enough. I’ll keep digging.

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Not an auspicious first post but harmless enough. I’ll keep digging.

Won't take you long, I was rating Zak Whitbread in only my third post on here. Shows you how much of a dickhead you can be at 18 right?!


PS - That was my second post ;)

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Honestly people really need to stop going back through several years or social media posts to find something to be outraged about. If no one searches for them no one finds out about them and no one is offended.
Is this a serious post? If it is fucking hell you’ve got some issues. How about people just don’t post racist and sexist stuff. Would you say the same applies to those other criminals that did historical crimes? If the cops don’t probe historic abuse they don’t find anything and nobody is offended.
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Is this a serious post? If it is fucking hell you’ve got some issues. How about people just don’t post racist and sexist stuff. Would you say the same applies to those other criminals that did historical crimes? If the cops don’t probe historic abuse they don’t find anything and nobody is offended.

Yes. Finding out a sportsman said a few horrific things when they were a teenager is exactly the same as someone murdering, sexually assaulting or raping someone decades earlier. You're quite correct.  ::)  Hell lets go even further and find out if a young Ollie Robinson got into a fight with someone when he was 8, charge him with GBH and lock him up. That'll learn him!

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Is this a serious post? If it is fucking hell you’ve got some issues. How about people just don’t post racist and sexist stuff. Would you say the same applies to those other criminals that did historical crimes? If the cops don’t probe historic abuse they don’t find anything and nobody is offended.

Did you completely avoid saying anything offensive when you were a teenager?
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Yes. Finding out a sportsman said a few horrific things when they were a teenager is exactly the same as someone murdering, sexually assaulting or raping someone decades earlier. You're quite correct.  ::)  Hell lets go even further and find out if a young Ollie Robinson got into a fight with someone when he was 8, charge him with GBH and lock him up. That'll learn him!
By your train of thought if someone does something racist whilst a teenager its ok, as long as they say sorry let’s not make a big deal out of it because you know on the grand scale of things it’s not a big deal compared to other crimes. Are you part of the BAME community? Muslim? Asian? Or a woman? If not I suggest you don’t insinuate just how offended we should be by racist abuse.
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By your train of thought if someone does something racist whilst a teenager its ok, as long as they say sorry let’s not make a big deal out of it because you know on the grand scale of things it’s not a big deal compared to other crimes. Are you part of the BAME community? Muslim? Asian? Or a woman? If not I suggest you don’t insinuate just how offended we should be by racist abuse.

teenagers are fucking dickheads. in this case it relates to stuff that was typed when the person was legally a child.



most people grow out of it. some don't.

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By your train of thought if someone does something racist whilst a teenager its ok, as long as they say sorry let’s not make a big deal out of it because you know on the grand scale of things it’s not a big deal compared to other crimes. Are you part of the BAME community? Muslim? Asian? Or a woman? If not I suggest you don’t insinuate just how offended we should be by racist abuse.

No. I'm not. I'm saying that people shouldn't be deliberately searching other peoples social media history for things they have said several years or a decade ago just so they can be outraged because that person has become successful in their life. No one would know about this if Ollie Robinson didn't play for England this week, if you read his story its not a reflection on who he is as a person now, yet someone somewhere decided "oh lets see if he's said anything offensive" and searched his Twitter for that stuff. It needs to stop.

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Almost everyone I know will have said stupid shit below the age of 16. Thankfully for them (and probably me to be honest) the only social media you could get on under-18 was MySpace, so think we’d be safe. But I’m not sure hammering people for tweets they made when they were 15 is ok.

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this is the offending article.


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Is that from Robinson or from the player who hasn't been named?


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This latest 'reveal' really is a waste of everyone's time. So, a teenager sent some tweets that are offensive but we're not going to name them because they're a teenager. Well, why bother then? Just leave it in the past where it belongs.

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it's from the child. it looks like child text but then again so do a lot of social media posts these days

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So we are now at the stage of people scrolling every players twitter feeds for something offensive?

Cricket absolutely hates itself

No. I'm not. I'm saying that people shouldn't be deliberately searching other peoples social media history for things they have said several years or a decade ago just so they can be outraged because that person has become successful in their life. No one would know about this if Ollie Robinson didn't play for England this week, if you read his story its not a reflection on who he is as a person now, yet someone somewhere decided "oh lets see if he's said anything offensive" and searched his Twitter for that stuff. It needs to stop.

You’re only saying that because you wasted two hours searching Buttler’s twitter only to find he just wishes he was a golfer
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You’re only saying that because you wasted two hours searching Buttler’s twitter only to find he just wishes he was a golfer

Retweet "Same, mate, same"

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measured, considered and much as you'd expect here.

https://twitter.com/SkyCricket/status/1402307171912724480


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Yep. Absolutely love Michael Holding and he's nailed it there where I probably failed to do last night. People change over time and looking at stuff they said a decade ago is ridiculous, especially deliberately looking for it to cause outrage and to spoil their big occasion. If someone has said that kinda stuff in the last few years then punish them to the full extent, but looking back to when they were kids or very young adults has to stop.

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measured, considered and much as you'd expect here.

https://twitter.com/SkyCricket/status/1402307171912724480



He's a fucking star is Mike Holding. There's a Klopp-like stature about him.

He remains, too, the most beautiful fast bowler of all time. I am thrilled to say I saw him in '76, in his pomp, off the long run, sending down missiles at 100 mph.
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2021/06/08/ecb-face-questions-historic-jos-buttler-eoin-morgan-social-media/?utm_content=sport&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1623176396

Buttler and Morgan now. Who the fuck is doing this?
I think it's a bit sad that someone is actually going through someone's Twitter account from God knows how long ago in the hope of digging us something, I mean now Jimmy Anderson for tweeting that Stuart Broad's new haircut made him look like a 15 year old lesbian. FFS the world has truly gone insane, far more offensive things in the world than banter between cricket mates
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Honestly people really need to stop going back through several years or social media posts to find something to be outraged about. If no one searches for them no one finds out about them and no one is offended.
absolutely spot on, well said
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Buttler's and Morgan's tweets are definitely more insensitive and worthy of attention given they've happened in recent years. Don't think they deserve a ban or anything like that, hopefully they've learned.

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Buttler's and Morgan's tweets are definitely more insensitive and worthy of attention given they've happened in recent years. Don't think they deserve a ban or anything like that, hopefully they've learned.

If its in the context that its believed to be, such as taking the piss out of how an Indian person has spoken to them, then its a mad thing to write on social media.

Im going to be controversial and say that I dont think mimicking how someone speaks makes you a racist. But why put that on social media?

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If its in the context that its believed to be, such as taking the piss out of how an Indian person has spoken to them, then its a mad thing to write on social media.

Im going to be controversial and say that I dont think mimicking how someone speaks makes you a racist. But why put that on social media?
I agree and I don't think it's racist either. It's just insensitive to mock people trying to take an effort to communicate their appreciation in their 3rd or 4th language.

As long as they're made aware and understand how it comes across, there shouldn't be any ban.