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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #560 on: January 9, 2019, 07:20:54 am »
The McAteer panel ;D.


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #561 on: January 10, 2019, 01:01:10 pm »
That bit with the last 3 managers to win the FA Cup all getting the sack really put it into perspective that it means fuck all now.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #562 on: January 10, 2019, 02:02:00 pm »
Liked the Fabregas/West Ham bit ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #564 on: January 15, 2019, 11:06:20 am »

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #565 on: January 15, 2019, 11:25:30 am »
The Brexit choir :lmao

That Brazil charicature is cruel but actually accurate as well.
Fat Sam as well
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #566 on: January 15, 2019, 11:29:46 am »
Colin Wanker: I tell you what else we had before the EU, eyebrows ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #567 on: January 15, 2019, 11:32:14 am »
The Brexit choir :lmao

That Brazil charicature is cruel but actually accurate as well.
Fat Sam as well
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Who’s that furthest to the right? Waddle?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #568 on: January 15, 2019, 11:36:07 am »
 :lmao :lmao That was one of his best for a long time

Who’s that furthest to the right? Waddle?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #569 on: January 15, 2019, 11:41:36 am »
Warnock wearing a high-vis/yellow vest is particularly good.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #571 on: January 15, 2019, 12:10:04 pm »
Bamford's grade seven violin medal.  :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #572 on: January 15, 2019, 12:47:53 pm »
Colin Wanker: I tell you what else we had before the EU, eyebrows ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #573 on: January 15, 2019, 12:50:40 pm »
Quality this week

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #574 on: January 15, 2019, 12:56:10 pm »
Is the bloke speaking a rare type of bollocks Rio?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #575 on: January 15, 2019, 01:15:08 pm »
Brilliant strip that, I should get it framed.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #576 on: January 15, 2019, 01:16:42 pm »
The band aid bit is brilliant. Warnock, allardyce, Shilton, waddle and Alan Brazil. Brilliant

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #578 on: January 15, 2019, 01:48:04 pm »
Brilliant panels. This is like the least funny one when compared to the other ones but Lampard's head...hahaha. Who on earth is the guy next to him who says 'Med-als'?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #579 on: January 15, 2019, 03:56:39 pm »
Absolutely brilliant this week.


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #580 on: January 23, 2019, 11:21:08 am »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/jan/23/david-squires-on-mesut-ozil-and-unai-emerys-relationship

Oh my Lord!
Absolutely Brutal rip on Emery and Ozil. (And the usual suspects)

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #581 on: January 23, 2019, 11:42:56 am »
visit Rwanda you moron :lmao

I love when he does Sarri
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #582 on: January 23, 2019, 12:02:34 pm »
Wagner ;D And yes his Sarri is always a good laugh

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #583 on: January 23, 2019, 12:48:36 pm »
Has anyone watched Monty Panesar on Mastermind?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #584 on: January 23, 2019, 12:59:05 pm »
Has anyone watched Monty Panesar on Mastermind?

It's like the Morecambe and Wise sketch were he's answering the question before.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #585 on: January 23, 2019, 01:00:18 pm »
It's like the Morecambe and Wise sketch were he's answering the question before.

Thanks mate :) Ill have to look out for it

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #587 on: January 23, 2019, 02:03:42 pm »
It's like the Morecambe and Wise sketch were he's answering the question before.

;D Just saw it, blimey, he just seemed to give up and start throwing out random answers after a certain point. Felt a bit bad for him, he probably just got too nervous.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #588 on: January 23, 2019, 02:09:04 pm »
"No fatties" presumably is Shaw?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #589 on: January 23, 2019, 02:14:17 pm »
It's like the Morecambe and Wise sketch were he's answering the question before.
This one?

https://youtu.be/y0C59pI_ypQ
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #591 on: January 23, 2019, 04:40:53 pm »
The Two Ronnies then?  ;)

Haha, I was close though  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #593 on: January 29, 2019, 12:02:21 pm »
bit of a weird one alright
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #594 on: January 29, 2019, 12:09:09 pm »
Yeah, seems like a down week for Squires. Good to see the obligatory Simpsons reference shoehorned in again, even if it is from the off-peak years.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #595 on: January 29, 2019, 12:09:28 pm »
Nailed Danny Murphy this week

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #596 on: January 29, 2019, 12:20:57 pm »
"No fatties" presumably is Shaw?

For shaw  ;D


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #597 on: January 29, 2019, 12:58:26 pm »
Nice Spinal Tap reference.
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