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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #560 on: January 13, 2019, 06:53:19 pm »
If I was Vincent Tan, I'd hope that he keeps them up and then promptly sack him after the final day of the season.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #561 on: January 13, 2019, 06:58:01 pm »
Lineker just called him Colin on twitter...
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #562 on: January 13, 2019, 07:18:07 pm »
Lineker just called him Colin on twitter...
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #563 on: January 13, 2019, 07:19:39 pm »
Imagine being his wife. That thing throwing the sausage up you.

 :lmao :lmao :lmao

Thumbing it up there like some old rope.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #564 on: January 13, 2019, 08:10:50 pm »
His quote about Henchoz - "He's not English, is he, so you expect one or two things like that."


Shouting at Phil Thompson on the touchline - "Fuck off Pinocchio, get back in your fucking cupboard"


His quote about Rafa - "I’d never heard of them but when you are a foreign manager like Rafa Benitez, you probably don’t give two hoots about what Sheffield United think."


His quote about us and Rafa - "I'm still very bitter about it and personally I hope Liverpool never win another trophy under Benitez. I like them as a club but I would be very pleased to see them win nothing."


His quote about Liverpool - After the Reds' 1-0 win presenter Jake Humphrey apologised that the BT Sport studio was as cold inside as it was outside on the pitch.

Steve McManaman replied: "I'm fine, I'm from Liverpool. It doesn't bother me the cold.

Warnock, ever the comedian, chipped in with a dig: "They don't have windows there, do they?"



And of course last week claiming the club has 'no class'.


The question is, why have we been so soft on the brexit loving womble headed c*nt? Seriously, that c*nt should be in tears every time he steps inside Anfield.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #565 on: January 13, 2019, 08:17:15 pm »
Have any leave voters told him to “stick to football” like they normally do when someone  offers an opinion?  Or are they quite happy to let it slide in this case?   ::)

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #566 on: January 13, 2019, 09:01:27 pm »
Just how fucking thick do you have to be to say "the hell with the rest of the world" when your boss is Malaysian and the majority of the players in your squad are foreign as well? Bodes well for any potential future signings as well.

I think the c*nt will call it a day at the end of the season and doesn't care what he says anymore. And good riddance. The faster the old dinosaurs like him fuck off from the game the better.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #567 on: January 13, 2019, 09:17:26 pm »
I can’t fucking stand the angry gringotts elf make up wearing eyebrowless tw*t
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #568 on: January 13, 2019, 09:28:29 pm »
Fuck the rest of the world...


Whilst sitting in front of an advert saying visit Malaysia


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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #569 on: January 13, 2019, 09:31:28 pm »
Why is this tw*t never dragged in front of the FA? I seriously don’t remember him being pulled up for any of his inflammatory remarks ever.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #570 on: January 13, 2019, 09:40:41 pm »
Why is this tw*t never dragged in front of the FA? I seriously don’t remember him being pulled up for any of his inflammatory remarks ever.

Because the FA are exactly the same?

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #571 on: January 14, 2019, 12:01:20 am »
Wanker by name, wanker by nature. I hope he stays true to his principles and never takes a holiday further afield than Bognor, the xenophobic twat.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #572 on: January 14, 2019, 10:04:04 am »
This title from Reddit soccer page is pure gold:

Colin Wanker says UK will be much better after Brexit: “To hell with the rest of the world.” Warnock has players from 11 countries in his squad. Cardiff are owned by Malaysian billionaire & run by a Cypriot banker. Warnock in France last week trying to sign an Argentinian striker

You just KNEW Colin would be a Brexiter.


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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #573 on: January 14, 2019, 11:06:24 am »
This title from Reddit soccer page is pure gold:

Colin Wanker says UK will be much better after Brexit: “To hell with the rest of the world.” Warnock has players from 11 countries in his squad. Cardiff are owned by Malaysian billionaire & run by a Cypriot banker. Warnock in France last week trying to sign an Argentinian striker

You just KNEW Colin would be a Brexiter.


c*nt.

Every time you think that not all Brexit supporters are fuck wits someone like Wanker comes along.

I've yet to see a Brexit supporting politician or "celebrity" who aren't copper bottomed perverts.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #574 on: January 14, 2019, 12:27:16 pm »
Cardiff distance themselves from Warnock Brexit remarks

Cardiff have distanced themselves from comments made by manager Colin Wanker about Brexit,

After Saturday's game against Huddersfield, Warnock criticised the Government's handling of Brexit negotiations and admitted he could not wait to get out of Europe.

"Comments made by our manager following Saturday’s fixture are representative of his personal political stance," said a club statement

"These comments do not reflect the political position of Cardiff City Football Club, nor its board of directors."

Cardiff are owned by Malaysian businessman Vincent Tan and chief executive Ken Choo is also from that country, while chairman Mehmet Dalman was born in Cyprus.



Wouldn't put much money on him being there next season......

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #575 on: January 14, 2019, 12:42:08 pm »
Hope he gets sacked or atleast get disciplined by the chairman. Twats like him deserve every bad thing that happens to them and I hope we continue to piss him off every chance we get.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #576 on: January 14, 2019, 12:49:43 pm »
“To hell with the rest of the world.”

What a moron.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #577 on: January 14, 2019, 01:16:40 pm »
We all know we'll get blamed for relegation with the Clyne debacle.


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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #578 on: January 14, 2019, 01:26:41 pm »
Didn't Guardiola get fined for expressing his political point of view vis-à-vis the political prisoners of the Catalonian Independence vote?

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #579 on: January 14, 2019, 01:35:19 pm »
Didn't Guardiola get fined for expressing his political point of view vis-à-vis the political prisoners of the Catalonian Independence vote?

I think that was because the hypocritical tosspot was wearing a politial emblem on his jacket during matches, something managers are not allowed to do.

Jürgen Klopp has expressed his views on Brexit and what side of the political divide he is on during interviews more than once. There isn't an issue with managers doing that.

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« Reply #580 on: January 14, 2019, 01:41:59 pm »
I think that was because the hypocritical tosspot was wearing a politial emblem on his jacket during matches, something managers are not allowed to do.

Jürgen Klopp has expressed his views on Brexit and what side of the political divide he is on during interviews more than once. There isn't an issue with managers doing that.
I don't think it was a political emblem - it wasn't a pro independence emblem. It was a solidarity with political prisoners emblem. I.e. sticking up for - what he views as - Catalonia's democratic rights, be it leave or remain.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #581 on: January 14, 2019, 03:47:59 pm »
He sounds like one of those old codgers, who saw World War 2 as the happiest time of their lives.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #582 on: January 14, 2019, 08:05:02 pm »
I think that was because the hypocritical tosspot was wearing a politial emblem on his jacket during matches, something managers are not allowed to do.

Jürgen Klopp has expressed his views on Brexit and what side of the political divide he is on during interviews more than once. There isn't an issue with managers doing that.
Does he wear anything in support of political prisoners of the despotic regime that employ him?, asking for a friend

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #583 on: January 14, 2019, 08:17:11 pm »
He sounds like one of those old codgers, who saw World War 2 as the happiest time of their lives.

Yea, the ones that stayed at home and dodged the action.

The ones who actually witnessed death weren't so happy.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #584 on: January 18, 2019, 12:41:27 pm »
To hell with the rest of the wor...well not the Senegalese, obviously.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #585 on: January 18, 2019, 01:15:20 pm »
He sounds like one of those old codgers, who saw World War 2 as the happiest time of their lives.

For the spivs that dodged war work and exploited bad times for their own gain, it was probably a happy time.
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #586 on: January 18, 2019, 01:23:18 pm »
Didn't Guardiola get fined for expressing his political point of view vis-à-vis the political prisoners of the Catalonian Independence vote?


Yes I think Pep did get fined for this.

I don't know why Mr Wanker has not been pulled up for his comments.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #587 on: January 18, 2019, 03:18:11 pm »
Yes I think Pep did get fined for this.

I don't know why Mr Wanker has not been pulled up for his comments.

You expect him to be fined? I wasn't aware managers aren't allowed to speak politics, even if they are spouting utter shite. Unless there is some rule about speaking politics in a press conference/post match interview or something...

I was sure Guardiola was fined for wearing that yellow ribon, not for actually speaking politics. May be wrong though, being as you and 2 or 3 others seem to be comparing these two situations!

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #588 on: January 18, 2019, 04:15:56 pm »
You expect him to be fined? I wasn't aware managers aren't allowed to speak politics, even if they are spouting utter shite. Unless there is some rule about speaking politics in a press conference/post match interview or something...

I was sure Guardiola was fined for wearing that yellow ribon, not for actually speaking politics. May be wrong though, being as you and 2 or 3 others seem to be comparing these two situations!

Warnock could be fined for not wearing eyebrows...
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #589 on: January 18, 2019, 04:20:03 pm »
Warnock could be fined for not wearing eyebrows...

That would certainly raise a fe...oh, forget it.

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« Reply #590 on: January 18, 2019, 04:53:26 pm »
That would certainly raise a fe...oh, forget it.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #591 on: January 18, 2019, 05:33:27 pm »
He sounds like one of those old codgers, who saw World War 2 as the happiest time of their lives.

Problem is all those old codgers are dead.
All the pricks who go on about the war and Dunkirk and the Battle of Britain, never lived through it.

They all saw the movie though
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #592 on: January 19, 2019, 06:08:21 am »
I love the fact that a Google search for Colin Wanker brings up Warnock as its top result.

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« Reply #593 on: January 19, 2019, 06:27:24 am »
I love the fact that a Google search for Colin Wanker brings up Warnock as its top result.

Same with Wiki.  :D
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #594 on: January 19, 2019, 09:46:33 am »
I hope this pig ignorant little fucking gobshite gets humilliated today.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #595 on: January 19, 2019, 09:46:58 am »
 . . . . and every day.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #596 on: January 19, 2019, 11:19:56 am »
We all know we'll get blamed for relegation with the Clyne debacle.

And we'll all very happy about that won't we.   :D
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #597 on: January 19, 2019, 11:41:31 am »
I hope this pig ignorant little fucking gobshite gets humilliated today.

Be careful.....he's exactly the pig ignorant gobshite Ashley would employ.

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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #598 on: January 19, 2019, 12:14:11 pm »
Can we not just chuck all yer PFMs like Wanker, Allardyce, Moyes, Pulis, Pardew etc into a big rocket and fire it off into to the sun?
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Re: Colin Wanker
« Reply #599 on: January 19, 2019, 12:43:06 pm »
I hope this pig ignorant little fucking gobshite gets humilliated today.


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