Author Topic: Wasps (Read 78901 times)

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #80 on:** April 19, 2011, 10:47:22 pm »

Quote from: ..Bruiser.. on April 19, 2011, 10:38:27 pm

I remember getting stung on me arse round the back of one of the stands when I was 7. My trousers down in the street!

Can we keep this on topic please?

Anyone else want to get back on the subject of wasps?

hassinator · « **Reply #81 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:02:30 pm »

i have killed three of them in the past week. they had it coming.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #82 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:32:02 pm »

Last year there was a wasps nest above the plneighboursghbours and I had to put our bins out.

They were fucking covered in wasps, swarming with them.

So I used to go and get my bin with a can of raid in each hand and massacre the fuckers.

There was a certain beauty in the mass slaughter of these little bastards, 40 or 50 eating shit each time the bins went out.

It was a bit hair raising though, the potential to be stung to buggery seemed quite high at first until I got my double raid can murdering act down to a fine tea.

I was even quite grateful for fortnightly bin collections at one point.

Now I look back on my wasp slaughtering days with a certain fondness, a tear glistens in my eye as I think of their putrid, vile little sting filled bodies piling up on the pavement.

RedRabbit · « **Reply #83 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:33:51 pm »

@Crosby Nick

katy_lfc · « **Reply #84 on:** April 20, 2011, 12:36:12 am »

I stood on a dead one in the garden once. It still stung me the bastard!

generic_name · « **Reply #85 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:53:03 am »

Enjoy.

NineTails20 · « **Reply #86 on:** April 20, 2011, 12:05:06 pm »

Hey, bees can be little bastards as well!

Bees swarmed an elderly couple at their South Texas ranch, killing both and injuring their son, officials said.

Jim Hogg County sheriff’s deputies said 90-year-old William T. Steele was spraying insecticide on a bees’ nest when the bees attacked him, his 92-year-old wife, Myrtle Steele, and their 67-year-old son, Richard Steele.

Richard Steele’s wife, Judy Steele, told the Valley Morning Star of Harlingen that her father-in-law was pronounced dead at the scene.

She said her mother-in-law was airlifted to a hospital, where she died on Tuesday.

Judy Steele says her husband had to drive several miles to the nearest phone to get help because there was no cell service at the ranch. She says her husband was released from the hospital on Tuesday.

Read more: http://breakingnews.ie/world/elderly-couple-killed-by-colony-of-bees-502025.html#ixzz1K3nmlPR2

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #87 on:** April 20, 2011, 12:46:23 pm »

Quote from: NineTails20 on April 20, 2011, 12:05:06 pm

Hey, bees can be little bastards as well!

Bees swarmed an elderly couple at their South Texas ranch, killing both and injuring their son, officials said.

Jim Hogg County sheriff’s deputies said 90-year-old William T. Steele was spraying insecticide on a bees’ nest when the bees attacked him, his 92-year-old wife, Myrtle Steele, and their 67-year-old son, Richard Steele.

Richard Steele’s wife, Judy Steele, told the Valley Morning Star of Harlingen that her father-in-law was pronounced dead at the scene.

She said her mother-in-law was airlifted to a hospital, where she died on Tuesday.

Judy Steele says her husband had to drive several miles to the nearest phone to get help because there was no cell service at the ranch. She says her husband was released from the hospital on Tuesday.

Read more: http://breakingnews.ie/world/elderly-couple-killed-by-colony-of-bees-502025.html#ixzz1K3nmlPR2

Defending your home when you're being sprayed with a toxic gas doesn't really constitute as being little bastards to me!

Beav · « **Reply #88 on:** April 20, 2011, 02:22:00 pm »

First kill of the season today. Was buzzing about for ages, then it settled on the window.

Pair of scissors, snip! Cut off the bastards head. The body kept squirming around for a good few minutes afterwards.

One stung me in the head when I was younger, ever since then, ive made it a mission to destroy them wherever I find them. Caught one in a glass then drowned it in washing up liquid one time. Part of me wants to get a wasp nest in my garden so I can go out and torch it!

miguelcooper · « **Reply #89 on:** April 20, 2011, 03:39:12 pm »

Quote from: NineTails20 on April 20, 2011, 12:05:06 pm

Hey, bees can be little bastards as well!

Bees swarmed an elderly couple at their South Texas ranch, killing both and injuring their son, officials said.

Jim Hogg County sheriff’s deputies said 90-year-old William T. Steele was spraying insecticide on a bees’ nest when the bees attacked him, his 92-year-old wife, Myrtle Steele, and their 67-year-old son, Richard Steele.

Fair play to the bees. If someone comes round my gaff with toxic gas to kill me I'm going to do everything I can to kill them too

The Gulleysucker · « **Reply #90 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:12:38 pm »

Quote from: NineTails20 on April 20, 2011, 12:05:06 pm

Hey, bees can be little bastards as well!

Not mine...half an hour ago...

Unless you're doing something spectacularly stupid to them, in which case you deserve everything that they can do to you.

rotistgeil · « **Reply #91 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:44:45 pm »

Quote from: The Gulleysucker on April 20, 2011, 04:12:38 pm

Not mine...half an hour ago...

Unless you're doing something spectacularly stupid to them, in which case you deserve everything that they can do to you.

Cool vid. I leave them be. Why would I want to kill something that creates something as good as Honey. And Wasps kill a lot of pests that ruin food stuff in Gardens.

MassDriver · « **Reply #92 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:55:38 pm »

My ex flat-mate's father got attacked by a swarm of africanized bees or 'killer' bees(She is from GA). Had anaphylactic shock , had to be hospitalized for a week. Apparently they get excited by certain colors and it triggers them into 'attack mode'. Scary shit.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #93 on:** April 20, 2011, 06:06:10 pm »

Quote from: Beav on April 20, 2011, 02:22:00 pm

First kill of the season today. Was buzzing about for ages, then it settled on the window.

Pair of scissors, snip! Cut off the bastards head. The body kept squirming around for a good few minutes afterwards.

One stung me in the head when I was younger, ever since then, ive made it a mission to destroy them wherever I find them. Caught one in a glass then drowned it in washing up liquid one time. Part of me wants to get a wasp nest in my garden so I can go out and torch it!

Well done fella.

Keep it up and we will overcome.

Spanish Al · « **Reply #94 on:** April 20, 2011, 06:08:22 pm »

Killed my first one of the season yesterday and got two more today while in work. Use the fly/wasp spray. Just a little bit of spray so it takes them a good 30 minutes to die.

Mashy-rawr!nooo · « **Reply #95 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:18:12 pm »

Quote from: The Gulleysucker on April 20, 2011, 04:12:38 pm

Not mine...half an hour ago...

Unless you're doing something spectacularly stupid to them, in which case you deserve everything that they can do to you.

And yet everyone on here is like OH WE SHOULD KILL WASPS?

People see wasps as stinging little brats. Sure they are, but they serve a crucial purpose.They lay eggs on things like catepillars and other crop parasites, which inturns kill the crop parasites and continue to breed more. Without wasps, alot more crops would die and food would skyrocket

However, it is fair do that we need to kill wasps. They do attack us for no reason than being parasites. Fucking wasps. Can't you see we are bigger than you?

TepidT2O · « **Reply #96 on:** April 20, 2011, 07:24:25 pm »

Quote from: Mashy-rawr!nooo on April 20, 2011, 07:18:12 pm

And yet everyone on here is like OH WE SHOULD KILL WASPS?

People see wasps as stinging little brats. Sure they are, but they serve a crucial purpose.They lay eggs on things like catepillars and other crop parasites, which inturns kill the crop parasites and continue to breed more. Without wasps, alot more crops would die and food would skyrocket

However, it is fair do that we need to kill wasps. They do attack us for no reason than being parasites. Fucking wasps. Can't you see we are bigger than you?

Wasps must die

End of debate

Scarlet` · « **Reply #97 on:** April 20, 2011, 08:05:02 pm »

Quote from: generic_name on April 20, 2011, 03:53:03 am

Enjoy.

That's freaking disgusting

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #98 on:** April 20, 2011, 08:14:58 pm »

My dad got stung on his eyelid as he slept. Looked like the elephant man.

...and then getting stung too. Talk about bad luck.

damian · « **Reply #99 on:** June 7, 2011, 12:09:59 am »

Weirdest thing ever.

Just sat here on my computer, felt something tickling my stomach. Thinking it was a spider, I lifted my shirt to find a friggin wasp crawling across my belly. WTF!!

I flicked it rather hard, and now can't find it anywhere, not sure if its dead or alive but going to be thinking about the damn thing all night now in case it gets in the kids or our room.

Got my electrocutor at the ready - the damn thing is going to fry if its still alive (or possibly even if it isn't).

damian · « **Reply #100 on:** June 7, 2011, 12:27:07 am »

Found it, fried it, threw it out the window, so any other wasps thinking of trying it on will have second thoughts.

S.Red please · « **Reply #101 on:** June 7, 2011, 12:28:14 am »

Quote from: damian on June 7, 2011, 12:09:59 am

Weirdest thing ever.

Just sat here on my computer, felt something tickling my stomach. Thinking it was a spider, I lifted my shirt to find a friggin wasp crawling across my belly. WTF!!

I flicked it rather hard, and now can't find it anywhere, not sure if its dead or alive but going to be thinking about the damn thing all night now in case it gets in the kids or our room.

Got my electrocutor at the ready - the damn thing is going to fry if its still alive (or possibly even if it isn't).

Just think... when you go sleep that wasp will want its revenge for being flicked...and you wont know a thing about it!

Honesty though I wouldnt worry about it

I tend to find anything I attempt to kill (insects/wasps) that disappears, I never see it again. If not there are countless spiders somewhere in my house right now $:-\$

EDIT: Well that was quick

damian · « **Reply #102 on:** June 7, 2011, 12:37:04 am »

Quote from: Serbian Red on June 7, 2011, 12:28:14 am

Just think... when you go sleep that wasp will want its revenge for being flicked...and you wont know a thing about it!

Honesty though I wouldnt worry about it I tend to find anything I attempt to kill (insects/wasps) that disappears, I never see it again. If not there are countless spiders somewhere in my house right now $:-\$

EDIT: Well that was quick

Found it hiding behind my surround sound unit, chomping at a fly. I can relax now.

For once I'm glad my trousers are so tight - hate to think where it would have ended up!

caspertheghost · « **Reply #103 on:** June 7, 2011, 12:53:20 am »

fucking hate them more than spiders but nowhere near as scared of them.

caspertheghost · « **Reply #104 on:** June 7, 2011, 12:54:13 am »

Quote from: Scarlet` on April 20, 2011, 08:05:02 pm

That's freaking ~~disgusting~~ stupid as feck.

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #105 on:** June 7, 2011, 05:23:30 am »

I remember when my brothers and I were kids, playing near the woods with our friends, one of them (the friends) threw a frisbee at us and missed hitting a large nest and 12 of them descended upon my brothers helpless ear... it soon swelled to the size of a baseball mit... stayed that way for nearly 3 weeks. my brother is still sacred like a little girl when ever he sees one.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #106 on:** June 7, 2011, 04:03:15 pm »

Kill them, kill them with fire.

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #107 on:** June 7, 2011, 04:07:02 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on June 7, 2011, 04:03:15 pm

Kill them, kill them with fire.

Evil....one day the wasps (the ones that you haven't killed with fire) will get their revenge.

harmar · « **Reply #108 on:** June 9, 2011, 05:21:35 pm »

Pointless wankers.

flw · « **Reply #109 on:** June 9, 2011, 09:28:48 pm »

If you get stung rub a penny on it , the copper stops any infection or itching. Years ago we had a next in our loft, my son sprayed some kerosene into the nest, they went berserk but died within minutes.

Daranoza · « **Reply #110 on:** June 9, 2011, 09:37:01 pm »

Got stung when I was five. Cried. My uncle told me to grow up. Lovely.

skooma · « **Reply #111 on:** June 9, 2011, 09:48:34 pm »

The Ch*vs of the animal kingdom. Over-aggressive useless twats

Aztera · « **Reply #112 on:** June 9, 2011, 10:02:38 pm »

My cat eats them.

BRdispatch05 · « **Reply #113 on:** June 9, 2011, 10:22:40 pm »

I don't think I would kill a wasp unless I'm stuck in a car with one and act on impulse. They piss me off more than scare me. I'll just be sitting there eating my lunch, or standing around anywhere outside, and some asshole wasp decides it's his territory and tries running me off. They're just tiny little bullies

John C · « **Reply #114 on:** June 10, 2011, 12:07:28 am »

Quote from: cinderella on June 9, 2011, 10:02:38 pm

My cat eats them.

Are you telling everyone that you have a pussy that swallows anything angry?

payback · « **Reply #115 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:37:50 am »

haven't tried it myself but apparently if you want to keep wasps away from your garden you should hang a white balloon up somewhere. the wasps think its another wasp's nest and will stay away.

mattsant · « **Reply #116 on:** June 10, 2011, 08:45:50 am »

Quote from: generic_name on April 20, 2011, 03:53:03 am

Enjoy.

Lovely

Kashinoda · « **Reply #117 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:07:33 am »

Quote from: generic_name on April 20, 2011, 03:53:03 am

Enjoy.

I hate you

Aztera · « **Reply #118 on:** June 10, 2011, 06:48:02 pm »

Quote from: John C on June 10, 2011, 12:07:28 am

Are you telling everyone that you have a pussy that swallows anything angry?

Doesn't HAVE to be angry

stevedo · « **Reply #119 on:** June 10, 2011, 07:42:30 pm »

Annoying, but not as annoying as mozzys.