Author Topic: Mundane thread. (Read 299951 times)

underscore · « **Reply #200 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:09:15 pm »

i got 2 emails this morning. 1 from sportdaq update and the other from torres' buletines from his site. i am very very sad and boring.......

macmanamanaman · « **Reply #201 on:** December 11, 2007, 12:57:45 pm »

Quote from: underscore on December 11, 2007, 12:09:15 pm

i got 2 emails this morning. 1 from sportdaq update and the other from torres' buletines from his site. i am very very sad and boring.......

You can't be sad and boring if you are posting on the Mundane thread.

underscore · « **Reply #202 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:00:56 pm »

Quote from: macmanamanaman on December 11, 2007, 12:57:45 pm

You can't be sad and boring if you are posting on the Mundane thread.

macmanamanaman · « **Reply #203 on:** December 11, 2007, 01:27:03 pm »

Quote from: underscore on December 11, 2007, 01:00:56 pm

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #204 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:31:02 pm »

Quote from: CrazyEastboy on December 10, 2007, 04:14:12 pm

you got me there.

And not only that, did you know that P(B) = P(A n B) / P(A/B) ?

Amazing isn't it?

Stussy · « **Reply #205 on:** December 11, 2007, 04:42:50 pm »

I looked for my pencil sharpener in the middle draw of my desk. As soon as I opened it, I remembered that, in fact, the pencil sharpener was in the top drawer. I closed the middle draw, opened the top drawer, and located the pencil sharpener.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #206 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:09:45 pm »

Just listening to James Blunt.

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #207 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:10:46 pm »

Just posted this.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #208 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:15:43 pm »

Quote from: LFCMunkee on December 11, 2007, 05:10:46 pm

Just posted this.

I've just read that.^^^^

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #209 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:27:42 pm »

I was almost on the motorway this morning when I realised I'd stupidly left a fork in the knife drawer at home. I found a safe place to pull in and turn the car around and then retraced my journey back to the house to rectify this foolish error. When I got home and let myself in to the house, I discovered my wife had realised what had happened and had in fact replaced it for me. Some people may think this is kind of her but it meant my journey back was for nothing and also increased my carbon footprint for no reason at all as well. When she comes home, I am going to smash the poker into her head. This should serve as an effective reminder to her to ensure she remembers not to do this in future.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #210 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:34:15 pm »

Quote from: MBE on December 11, 2007, 05:27:42 pm

When she comes home, I am going to smash the poker into her head. This should serve as an effective reminder to her to ensure she remembers not to do this in future.

"Wendy..I'm home."

toga · « **Reply #211 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:39:31 pm »

He should have been arriving at 16:53. But he missed his connection because his first train was delayed, and he will now be arriving at 17:53.

underscore · « **Reply #212 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:41:22 pm »

Quote from: MBE on December 11, 2007, 05:27:42 pm

I was almost on the motorway this morning when I realised I'd stupidly left a fork in the knife drawer at home. I found a safe place to pull in and turn the car around and then retraced my journey back to the house to rectify this foolish error. When I got home and let myself in to the house, I discovered my wife had realised what had happened and had in fact replaced it for me. Some people may think this is kind of her but it meant my journey back was for nothing and also increased my carbon footprint for no reason at all as well. When she comes home, I am going to smash the poker into her head. This should serve as an effective reminder to her to ensure she remembers not to do this in future.

you cruel man

Phil M · « **Reply #213 on:** December 11, 2007, 05:46:08 pm »

Just after logging on.

theCanadian · « **Reply #214 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:25:39 am »

I'm studying the basics of erosion.

Fulla · « **Reply #215 on:** December 12, 2007, 06:04:06 am »

I just....oh wait, I forgot.

underscore · « **Reply #216 on:** December 12, 2007, 12:22:30 pm »

i made chicken with potatoes today.

macmanamanaman · « **Reply #217 on:** December 12, 2007, 01:01:16 pm »

I'm not sure its cold enough yet to wear a sweater. Wouldnt like to wear one if its warm enough to get away without wearing one.

Mavis Cruet · « **Reply #218 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:01:06 pm »

The heater isn't working in my car.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #219 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:11:14 pm »

The water from our supposed water cooler is a little too tepid for my liking

jambutty · « **Reply #220 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:18:59 pm »

Quote from: Mavis Cruet on December 12, 2007, 04:01:06 pm

The heater isn't working in my car.

The heater in my car works quite well.

But then it is a Saab.

Phil M · « **Reply #221 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:26:24 pm »

I feel better after sitting down, previously I had been standing up.

underscore · « **Reply #222 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:29:10 pm »

i had to switch the light on coz it was dark

Rafadagaffer · « **Reply #223 on:** December 12, 2007, 09:35:15 pm »

Ive just read through this thread

Jason McG · « **Reply #224 on:** December 13, 2007, 02:48:38 pm »

so have I.

Veinticinco de Mayo · « **Reply #225 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:10:10 pm »

Quote from: pascoli on December 6, 2007, 05:37:41 pm

The vending machine in work has just fauiled to fully dispense my white chocolate "crunch" bar.
This resulted in me purchasing a packet of cheese and onion walkers in the futile hope that during their fall into my collection area, they may actually displace the aforementioned crunch bar.
It never worked.
Luckily, the crisps never got stuck behind the crunch bar, how i would have guffawed at that one.

My final attempt was to resort to the old fashioned shaking of the machine.
The machine has now gone into shut down mode, and will not even allow me to make any further purchases.

What a fucking shambles.

Our vending machine failed to dispense a packet of Walkers Sensations Chicken and Thyme crisps properly. I never really wanted Chicken and Thyme anyway but they were sold out of salt and vinegar and I needed my fix of saturated fat and there was no lard to hand.

Following Pascoli's lead I dispensed a Cadbury's Dairy Milk to try and dislodge the Chicken and Thyme crisps. I didn't really want a Dairy Milk, in fact I'd prefer a white dairy crunch from Pascoli's machine, but our machine doesn't stock them.

It worked. Now I have crisps and chocolate. I cannot decide if I feel victorious or whether I have just spent £1 on two products I didn't really want.

Our vending machine is old skool and is not webcammed or otherwise available on the internet so you have no way of verifying any of this.

It's Thursday.

bryanod · « **Reply #226 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:11:04 pm »

its about 11 past 3.

underscore · « **Reply #227 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:17:36 pm »

my sister is reading harry potter and the goblet of fire for the 500th time. i think tomorrow i will read ark angel again for the second time before i read snakehead. i will do this beacuse i only remember the main plot of the story very briefly. i cannot remember what really happens in the book. hopefully, by doing this i might find it easier to understand where alex is at in snakehead.
tomorrow is friday

Mavis Cruet · « **Reply #228 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:32:49 pm »

Quote from: jambutty on December 12, 2007, 05:18:59 pm

The heater in my car works quite well.

But then it is a Saab.

I have an old Ford Escort. You get what you pay for I suppose.

I was given a heater that plugs into the cigarette lighter. It doesn't work very well.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #229 on:** December 13, 2007, 03:56:10 pm »

Quote from: Mavis Cruet on December 13, 2007, 03:32:49 pm

I have an old Ford Escort. You get what you pay for I suppose.

I was given a heater that plugs into the cigarette lighter. It doesn't work very well.

I have a Volvo. This morning it was all frosted up. Luckily, I turned my heating full on and the frost melted.

Beni · « **Reply #230 on:** December 13, 2007, 04:15:44 pm »

I don't have a Volvo.

eLVIScOSTELLO · « **Reply #231 on:** December 13, 2007, 04:45:36 pm »

I changed over to a new mousemat today.....

Phil M · « **Reply #232 on:** December 13, 2007, 04:54:50 pm »

I have nothing else to do.

Garstonite · « **Reply #233 on:** December 13, 2007, 04:57:32 pm »

Lottie · « **Reply #234 on:** December 13, 2007, 04:58:47 pm »

I just fell asleep watching Delia Smith.

Lottie · « **Reply #235 on:** December 13, 2007, 05:05:20 pm »

Quote from: Veinticinco de Mayo on December 13, 2007, 03:10:10 pm

Our vending machine failed to dispense a packet of Walkers Sensations Chicken and Thyme crisps properly. I never really wanted Chicken and Thyme anyway but they were sold out of salt and vinegar and I needed my fix of saturated fat and there was no lard to hand.

Following Pascoli's lead I dispensed a Cadbury's Dairy Milk to try and dislodge the Chicken and Thyme crisps. I didn't really want a Dairy Milk, in fact I'd prefer a white dairy crunch from Pascoli's machine, but our machine doesn't stock them.

It worked. Now I have crisps and chocolate. I cannot decide if I feel victorious or whether I have just spent £1 on two products I didn't really want.

Our vending machine is old skool and is not webcammed or otherwise available on the internet so you have no way of verifying any of this.

It's Thursday.

Last week my friend tried to get some Malteasers out of the vending machine at college but they got stuck. To help her out, my other friend got some aswell hoping they'd dislodge the stuck ones. The first packet fell but the second one got stuck insead. So then I got some and luckily those didn't get stuck.

By this point there was quite a big queue behind us.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #236 on:** December 13, 2007, 05:11:43 pm »

i didnt wear a tie today

underscore · « **Reply #237 on:** December 13, 2007, 09:25:15 pm »

just got an email update saying that jk rowling has updated her website

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #238 on:** December 14, 2007, 12:54:27 pm »

Quote from: eLVIScOSTELLO on December 13, 2007, 04:45:36 pm

I changed over to a new mousemat today.....

How did the transition go? Any teething problems?

Voni · « **Reply #239 on:** December 14, 2007, 12:57:07 pm »

I got a new desk at work - it gives me more space