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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #400 on: October 24, 2021, 07:07:49 pm »
A Steven Gerrard pass if I ever saw one.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #401 on: October 24, 2021, 07:07:55 pm »
What's the rat saying on Sky? Fill me in.
Something something, pressing. Something, something, players are shite. Something something, result was coming.

The last one is particularly baffling seeing how he was pulling the cock off himself when they were doing well for the first 3 games.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #402 on: October 24, 2021, 07:08:13 pm »
I'm so fucking happy I can't be arsed asking where all the nappy soilers from before the game are.

Immense result and performance that, like I said before kickoff, finally rubber stamps who the BIG teams in England (and Europe) are.

Not giving away any secrets by saying Manchestoh United aren't fucking one of them. Back in your fucking box while we climb back on our perch ta.

Incedible day supporting an incredible club. We are indeed fortunate.

Hope Naby lad is ok.

Enjoy the evening everyone love you all.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #403 on: October 24, 2021, 07:08:45 pm »
Decent outing. Who’s next?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #404 on: October 24, 2021, 07:09:07 pm »
Haha.. What a day although worried about Naby's injury.. Anyways will be following the meltdown on RedCafe all night!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #405 on: October 24, 2021, 07:09:09 pm »
The Pogba and Ronaldo challenges only further highlight the gap in class between the two sides.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #406 on: October 24, 2021, 07:09:24 pm »
And to think..

We did all this with Anthony Taylor as Ref.  :wellin :thumbup

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #407 on: October 24, 2021, 07:10:14 pm »
Ole aw I almost feel sorry for him!

Nah fuck him :lmao
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #408 on: October 24, 2021, 07:10:38 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #409 on: October 24, 2021, 07:10:43 pm »
Ole told Geoff he's going nowhere.

Yeoooo
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #410 on: October 24, 2021, 07:10:48 pm »
Argh the 4th goal was the killer. 
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #411 on: October 24, 2021, 07:10:50 pm »
Embarrassing interview

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #412 on: October 24, 2021, 07:10:53 pm »
Ole: -

'We weren't clinical enough'.

You try me once you beg for more.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #413 on: October 24, 2021, 07:10:59 pm »
Poor from Liverpool. How about a scrappy 1-0 to keep Solskjær in place.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #414 on: October 24, 2021, 07:11:15 pm »
When your opponents stop trying to score 40 minutes from the end because what's the point. Utterly humiliating.

What a performance.

Sorry to see the end of the Ole era, but delighted that it ended like this. It was a glorious few years and a glorious end.

Yep. Some stars are only meant to burn brightly for a very short amount of time.  8)

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #415 on: October 24, 2021, 07:11:16 pm »
Ole not for giving up!
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #416 on: October 24, 2021, 07:11:18 pm »
The commentary was tantamount to a fucking inquest.

Made it even funnier.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #417 on: October 24, 2021, 07:11:19 pm »
The great thing is he's not even going to be sacked after an absolute drubbing.

They have found their Roy Hodgson
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #418 on: October 24, 2021, 07:11:25 pm »
Ole: -

'We weren't clinical enough'.

Incredible -if that really is what he thinks!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #419 on: October 24, 2021, 07:11:47 pm »
Got a gif or two... or five.   :)


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #420 on: October 24, 2021, 07:11:54 pm »
Pogba is a c*nt and so is Fernandes. His tackle on Curtis was a shocker.

Icouldn't believe my eyes. They played right into our hands 🤣🤣🤣

The fucking space they gave us of all teams. They're lucky it wasn't worse. We'll remember this for some time. The Gremlin is gone surely.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #421 on: October 24, 2021, 07:12:02 pm »
What is the deal with Sancho then? They just benching him because of Ronaldo?

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #422 on: October 24, 2021, 07:12:31 pm »
Wow, what a game! They were shambles, never mind 6 yellow cards and 1 red card.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #423 on: October 24, 2021, 07:12:48 pm »
What is the deal with Sancho then? They just benching him because of Ronaldo?

He is too scared of the Prima donnas in the team I think

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #424 on: October 24, 2021, 07:12:55 pm »
"Ole is to close to give up now". Ole at the wheel confirmed.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #425 on: October 24, 2021, 07:13:26 pm »
Got a gif or two... or five.   :)


I love watching AWB here, his positioning and attempts to get back are fucking awful. 
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #426 on: October 24, 2021, 07:13:59 pm »
Fucking Neville keeps saying they finished second last season hahahaha in a completely different one of a kind season and he keeps on referring to it!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #427 on: October 24, 2021, 07:14:24 pm »
Damning image if you ever seen one..

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #428 on: October 24, 2021, 07:14:25 pm »
Maguire 'We were still in the game at 2 nil' :lmao

You werent in the fucking game at Nil Nil ya 5 bedroomed bungalow headed c*nt :lmao
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #429 on: October 24, 2021, 07:14:45 pm »
;D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #430 on: October 24, 2021, 07:15:01 pm »
What is the deal with Sancho then? They just benching him because of Ronaldo?

They discovered they paid many many millions of pounds sterling for a wheelbarrow full of steaming shite.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #431 on: October 24, 2021, 07:15:04 pm »
He's not going to be sacked according to Barry, excellent stuff!
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #432 on: October 24, 2021, 07:15:57 pm »
Wee Naby Lad against slab head. No competition. :)


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #433 on: October 24, 2021, 07:16:00 pm »
Wow. All the talk after this will be about Utd and their shortcomings and that's probably just fine for us. We're still somehow flying under the radar, despite being unbeaten since April, and I think that'll suit us. We could win this league without anyone realising we're in the hunt.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #434 on: October 24, 2021, 07:16:16 pm »
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #435 on: October 24, 2021, 07:16:18 pm »
Neville keeps banging on about finishing 2nd last season, hilarious.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #436 on: October 24, 2021, 07:16:24 pm »
He's not going to be sacked according to Barry, excellent stuff!

Best news of the day so far. Delighted with that!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #437 on: October 24, 2021, 07:16:25 pm »
Neville saying Ole is grand. Won't be sacked.


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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #438 on: October 24, 2021, 07:16:51 pm »
I love watching AWB here, his positioning and attempts to get back are fucking awful.
Yep, but I prefer to see how Shaw brain imploded trying to figure out how to defend that 2 on 1.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #439 on: October 24, 2021, 07:16:51 pm »
I love watching AWB here, his positioning and attempts to get back are fucking awful.

50m for Nathaniel Clyne. It's madness.

Actually, he's well worse than Clyne.
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