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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #280 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:44 pm »
Gary Neville's face :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #281 on: October 24, 2021, 06:41:47 pm »
Beautiful

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #282 on: October 24, 2021, 06:42:24 pm »
What a wonderful, sweeping, spirit breaking performance.

Injuries the only blot on the day, but, fingers crossed, it will be minor.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #283 on: October 24, 2021, 06:42:25 pm »
Neville is going contradict himself here.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #284 on: October 24, 2021, 06:42:53 pm »
Wonder what the moaners in pre match feel like ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #285 on: October 24, 2021, 06:43:02 pm »
Did they just say Salah is the first opposition player to score a hat trick at Old Trafford in the premier league era?

That's mad.
He the first score a hat trick at Old Trafford since the original Ronaldo in 2003

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #286 on: October 24, 2021, 06:43:04 pm »
That Kenny smile is all of us :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #287 on: October 24, 2021, 06:43:37 pm »
One of the best afternoons of my life.

I’ll go to the grave and remember the fucking joy I had when Mo got that third.

Fucking boss.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #288 on: October 24, 2021, 06:43:44 pm »
That's not even the best we've played this season

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #289 on: October 24, 2021, 06:43:54 pm »

That the beauty. Had me laughing out loud
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #290 on: October 24, 2021, 06:43:58 pm »
Neville’s voice is wobbling a bit here. He might actually cry.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #291 on: October 24, 2021, 06:44:08 pm »
get the fuck in there, why was i dreading this fucking game  :lmao

i'd loved a 0-7 or something disgusting but 0-5 is an absolute battering that doesn't flatter us and when pogba went off we rested on the ball, which makes total sense and good game management in the long run and we didn't want to pick up another fucking injury also

could we play better, absolutely, should we have capitalised when they went down to 10 men, unquestionably for goal difference, but was it fucking awesome and im gonna ride it for a week, you better your fucking ass i will and if not for the injuries you could call it a perfect day
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #292 on: October 24, 2021, 06:44:09 pm »

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #293 on: October 24, 2021, 06:44:13 pm »

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #294 on: October 24, 2021, 06:44:14 pm »

Ha, brilliant ! Anyone lip-read ?!  ;D

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #295 on: October 24, 2021, 06:44:19 pm »
He the first score a hat trick at Old Trafford since the original Ronaldo in 2003
'Proper' Ronaldo  ;D
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #296 on: October 24, 2021, 06:44:19 pm »
Gary Neville's face :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #297 on: October 24, 2021, 06:45:09 pm »
Neville going in on players.

Reckon he blames them rather his mate.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #298 on: October 24, 2021, 06:45:18 pm »
There was a shot of Klopp mouthing clean sheet which is when we took the foot off the gas.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #299 on: October 24, 2021, 06:45:42 pm »
Ole's at the wheeeeel, hahahahahaahha     :lmao
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #300 on: October 24, 2021, 06:45:46 pm »
We should of gone for more goals. They were 10 men with 30 mins left. You will never get a better chance to destroy and humiliate them. Not that 0-5 is not humiliation in itself. I know its greedy but when will we get a better chance to destroy them.   

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #301 on: October 24, 2021, 06:45:54 pm »
I thought United were unlucky to lose.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #302 on: October 24, 2021, 06:45:57 pm »
Thought Konaté was excellent btw, didn't look phased at all.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #304 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:06 pm »
Konate is a beast. Pogba is a prick.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #305 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:14 pm »
Neville going in on players.

Reckon he blames them rather his mate.

I mean Solksjaer is shite, but the lack of professionalism from that lot is off the charts. Worst side we’ve played this season by some distance.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #306 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:16 pm »
We should of gone for more goals. They were 10 men with 30 mins left. You will never get a better chance to destroy and humiliate them. Not that 0-5 is not humiliation in itself. I know its greedy but when will we get a better chance to destroy them.   

We did destroy them.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #307 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:17 pm »
Robbie Savage is quiet

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #308 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:27 pm »
Neville is just repeating everything Souness and Carragher told him before the game which he tried to disagree with. 
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #310 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:42 pm »
Gary Neville's face :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #312 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:52 pm »
Yes Neville yes!



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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #313 on: October 24, 2021, 06:46:59 pm »
It's good that we manage to boost our goal difference in consecutive weekends when playing these bad teams away from home.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #314 on: October 24, 2021, 06:47:14 pm »
We should of gone for more goals. They were 10 men with 30 mins left. You will never get a better chance to destroy and humiliate them. Not that 0-5 is not humiliation in itself. I know its greedy but when will we get a better chance to destroy them.   

I think we were worried they would injure more of our players.

We've got bigger fish to fry!

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #315 on: October 24, 2021, 06:47:19 pm »
Was thinking the other day that despite a good start we still hadn't beaten anyone in the league who are actually any good...and we still haven't.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #316 on: October 24, 2021, 06:47:30 pm »
Amazing game. Hope Naby is ok.

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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #317 on: October 24, 2021, 06:47:36 pm »



I'm quoting it just to see it again.
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Re: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5 Keita 4, Jota 13 Mo 38' 45+5 50
« Reply #318 on: October 24, 2021, 06:47:37 pm »
Please hope this doesn't UNkeep ole at the wheel. that along with naby's injury is the only neg today
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