Topic: Shanklyboy's and Fat Scousers ( Leo who's still alive ) auld arse thread

[Pheeny]

At least you don't have to put up with the Belgian music scene, all wanna be US Pop singers,mind you some of the English text is quite funny at times...

[Crimson_Tank]

200 years of Gurkas working for and with Britain.

[Dr. Beaker]

Doc this one is like one of them videos from the language thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_on-WAwEGLg

Trouble is, if we go around talking like that we'll get chinned.
 
When I was abroad years ago this missionary nutter bloke gave me a bible that was English on the left hand page with the Spanish equivalent on the right hand page - which I thought was a great idea for learning the  language. Trouble was, I'd get to the border and the guard would ask me how long I was staying etc, and I was giving loads of, "Yea verily it will come to pass on the fortieth day....." etc etc, with hilarious consequences as they say. I'm sure I almost became the Messiah in one place I went.

[Dr. Beaker]

Here's one for you Fats. Just spotted my nephews contribution on Facebbook regarding Glastonbury -

"To spell it out, Glastonbury has been suffocated by a giant corporate penis firmly lodged in it's throat. It is a bloated corpse, It's attendee's, maggots feeding on the narcotised flesh."

[Claire.]

I bet he's a hoot at parties!

[Dr. Beaker]

Check him out - he's Jonny Cuba. Tells me he's famous.

[24/7]

"To spell it out, Glastonbury has been suffocated by a giant corporate penis firmly lodged in it's throat. It is a bloated corpse, It's attendee's, maggots feeding on the narcotised flesh."

Haha that's ace............if somewhat suspect with it's [sic] punctuation

[Dr. Beaker]

Haha that's ace............if somewhat suspect with it's [sic] punctuation

Put that down to keyboard rage.

[Fat Scouser]

He's right, but I'd like to exchange Glastonbury for Simon Cowell.

Got nothing to do with nothing, but this made me laugh...

[Maggie May]

Here's one for you Fats. Just spotted my nephews contribution on Facebbook regarding Glastonbury -

"To spell it out, Glastonbury has been suffocated by a giant corporate penis firmly lodged in it's throat. It is a bloated corpse, It's attendee's, maggots feeding on the narcotised flesh."

Oh dear.  Can he just not take any notice? 

I bet he's a hoot at parties!

Indeed.  The fella who asked "Have you ever considered giving your life to Jesus?" musn't have been unable to move for the crowd.

Mind you.  A buxom well titted out older woman usually brought them to their senses. So there is hope yet D

[Dr. Beaker]

I bet he's a hoot at parties!

Oh dear.  Can he just not take any notice? 

Indeed.  The fella who asked "Have you ever considered giving your life to Jesus?" musn't have been unable to move for the crowd.

Mind you.  A buxom well titted out older woman usually brought them to their senses. So there is hope yet D

Well actually he's a top bloke. And when we have family parties me and him and his missus seek each other out and can always be seen in some dim corner cynically sniping away at the latest tory atrocities. But I think at normal parties he would probably be the DJ, he even goes around the world judging DJ competitions on occasions (whatever they are). He makes music under the name the Herbaliser I believe, but it's not for me, it's for the young folk. Top bloke though, and his missus who looks uncannily like Eleanor Bron is painfully sharp in the satire department - god we're so miserable when we get together, I love it.

[Maggie May]

Well actually he's a top bloke. And when we have family parties me and him and his missus seek each other out and can always be seen in some dim corner cynically sniping away at the latest tory atrocities. But I think at normal parties he would probably be the DJ, he even goes around the world judging DJ competitions on occasions (whatever they are). He makes music under the name the Herbaliser I believe, but it's not for me, it's for the young folk. Top bloke though, and his missus who looks uncannily like Eleanor Bron is painfully sharp in the satire department - god we're so miserable when we get together, I love it.

Well you would say that wouldn't you.  Sounds a total tosser along  with with his bird.  Family parties much have been sooo much fun. 

[Dr. Beaker]

I hate fun.

[richmond-red]

I hate fun.

Had fun once. Didn't like it. Glad I tried it, though......

[Mutton Geoff]

I hate fun.

What's fun ever done to you?

[24/7]

I like fun but couldn't eat a whole one............

[Fat Scouser]

Always in the kitchen at parties.

[jambutty]

Singapore Chow Mei Fun my fave.

This man is my most fave human bean worreva lived, I think.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/mFgVcp1a5nM&amp;list=RDvdyvPg0c6bI&amp;index=10" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/mFgVcp1a5nM&amp;list=RDvdyvPg0c6bI&amp;index=10</a>

[Maggie May]

And you all clearly danced with all the elegance of buffallos in a wallow.   Or ............ no.  It is too bitter and painful. I shall return tomorrow.

[Fat Scouser]

Think you'll all enjoy these, but I'm putting up link for John Mc. I've still got picture of Bob Dylan in Liverpool with scruffy urchins John put up. But just came across this...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pictures+of+liverpool+in+the+60%27s&tbm=isch&imgil=WmbyZIx2UQR0cM%253A%253B8XtoQSU_DVSwUM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.peoples-stories.com%25252Fstory.php%25253Fi%2525253D0TIR4UX424&source=iu&pf=m&fir=WmbyZIx2UQR0cM%253A%252C8XtoQSU_DVSwUM%252C_&biw=1366&bih=657&ved=0CDUQyjc&ei=OheVVYO3K8nyUNPiuOgM&usg=__A8uvY_2L_6UolPweqC8c2u5jO6c%3D#imgrc=_&usg=__A8uvY_2L_6UolPweqC8c2u5jO6c%3D

Fuck me, I didn't know the address was that long. But there's some belting pictures in there

[Pheeny]

Think you'll all enjoy these, but I'm putting up link for John Mc. I've still got picture of Bob Dylan in Liverpool with scruffy urchins John put up. But just came across this...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pictures+of+liverpool+in+the+60%27s&tbm=isch&imgil=WmbyZIx2UQR0cM%253A%253B8XtoQSU_DVSwUM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.peoples-stories.com%25252Fstory.php%25253Fi%2525253D0TIR4UX424&source=iu&pf=m&fir=WmbyZIx2UQR0cM%253A%252C8XtoQSU_DVSwUM%252C_&biw=1366&bih=657&ved=0CDUQyjc&ei=OheVVYO3K8nyUNPiuOgM&usg=__A8uvY_2L_6UolPweqC8c2u5jO6c%3D#imgrc=_&usg=__A8uvY_2L_6UolPweqC8c2u5jO6c%3D

Fuck me, I didn't know the address was that long. But there's some belting pictures in there

Use this  (url=] click here[/url) put the address after the equals sign and the ) at the start and end needs to be [ and ]


Oh yea and click here can be anything you want.See below by clicking quote.

Fats Link

[Fat Scouser]

I can barely  remember me own name most of the time. Now where was I, oh that's right, on the cobbles with Bob Dylan. Bloody pest, banging that tambourine at this time of night.

[Dr. Beaker]

Use this  (url=] click here[/url) put the address after the equals sign and the ) at the start and end needs to be [ and ]


Oh yea and click here can be anything you want.See below by clicking quote.

Fats Link

Yeah, but how do you do one of those link thingies?

[JohnnoWhite]

Yeah a ferkin' good question!!

[john_mac]

Think you'll all enjoy these, but I'm putting up link for John Mc. I've still got picture of Bob Dylan in Liverpool with scruffy urchins John put up. But just came across this...
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pictures+of+liverpool+in+the+60%27s&tbm=isch&imgil=WmbyZIx2UQR0cM%253A%253B8XtoQSU_DVSwUM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.peoples-stories.com%25252Fstory.php%25253Fi%2525253D0TIR4UX424&source=iu&pf=m&fir=WmbyZIx2UQR0cM%253A%252C8XtoQSU_DVSwUM%252C_&biw=1366&bih=657&ved=0CDUQyjc&ei=OheVVYO3K8nyUNPiuOgM&usg=__A8uvY_2L_6UolPweqC8c2u5jO6c%3D#imgrc=_&usg=__A8uvY_2L_6UolPweqC8c2u5jO6c%3D

Fuck me, I didn't know the address was that long. But there's some belting pictures in there

I've got the book they are from Leo. There's a gaff in Soho, New York called Morrison hotel, a sort of music art gallery. Anyway got talking to the fella in there and was asking where we were from, next thing he pulls out this book of Pics of Dylan on tour in 66, those pics in Liverpool were the day Everton won the cup.  Book is by a photographer called Barry Feinstein, called Real Moments, covers his European tour in 66, says Dylan loved Liverpool. Boss find. Gallery had some amazing photos, few bob though.

https://www.morrisonhotelgallery.com/slideshow.aspx

http://www.genesis-publications.com/real-moments-bob-dylan/

[john_mac]

Some good uns I haven't seen before there Leo, mad when you look at Scottie to what it is, mad.

[Fat Scouser]

Nice one John. I think I've got a picture of meself stood outside that gaff. I know I seen it, or I think I did. the aul mind isn't what it used to be, and it wasn't ever the sharpest. But anyway, I knew you'd like them pictures, but I thought you'd have seen them all. Must be off to Oz soon, eh lad? Sorry I didn't catch you in Kirkby. I'll be back up soon, for me mate's 60th, that's if the cracked bastard sees it himself. I'm off to meet a man about a foodbank today. What a mess, eh. Thought we'd seen the back of this Thatcher shite. But anyway, off the soapbox, have a good time mate and see you soon.

Oh, are you going Walkabout or just sticking in one place. See mind's going.... silly question with you, eh. But make sure you see as much as possible. I fucked up and stayed in Sydney. Bad mistake. There was 5 of us and I stayed in Sydney when the other 4 got off exploring. But then, I liked sitting in alehouses more than walking round deserts and that. Knobhead, I still regret that. I believe the outback and gold coast really are something to see. Mind you, I did get to meet Chopper Reed, well, sort of.

[BSBW]

I remember when I used to live for Friday nights! The highlight tonight consisted  of making my own stock for my home made chicken soup, is this what I've got to look forward to from now on? Rock and fuckin' Roll!

[Pheeny]

I remember when I used to live for Friday nights! The highlight tonight consisted  of making my own stock for my home made chicken soup, is this what I've got to look forward to from now on? Rock and fuckin' Roll!

You get to do any cycling there or have you knocked that on the head?

[Maggie May]

I remember when I used to live for Friday nights! The highlight tonight consisted  of making my own stock for my home made chicken soup, is this what I've got to look forward to from now on? Rock and fuckin' Roll!

Aye.  I bet you had all the moves - unlike most straight men who dance like Zombies or extras from Night of the Living Dead - see nark above.   

But.  Despair not O Foolish yet Gorgeous One.  Cooking from scratch is irrisistably sexy.  Especially if you invite them over at the latter stages when you can share wine and feed them tiny snacks.  I appreciate you already have to beat women off with a stick, but combine your existing sexual magnatism with cooking skills and you'll need to hire your own security.

As you say.  Rock an' fuckin Roll.  Party on Dude. 

[BSBW]

You get to do any cycling there or have you knocked that on the head?

Do a little bit, but nothing to write home about mate, purely the occasional leisure ride. Getting back into my running though after being out for a while with a torn achilles, again, long distances are now a thing of the past!

[BSBW]

Aye.  I bet you had all the moves - unlike most straight men who dance like Zombies or extras from Night of the Living Dead - see nark above.   

Mags, are you saying I'm gay?

[Maggie May]

Mags, are you saying I'm gay?

Mags, are you saying I'm gay?

Good Christ NO!!!  You are every inch the perfect, red blooded macho male.  And you do scrub up exceptionally well into full regimentals following the rigours you endured in that Afghan shithole.  (Any chance of a gritty pic like with your weapon to the fore.  Just askin like  ).

To resume.

No.  What I say saying is that you were clearly so cool as to make The Fonz look clammy, and as a consequence naturally and effortlessly made dancefloor moves which left the rest standing.  And I mean actually standing as in logs. 

In my youth I used to practice moves to perfection in my bedroom wardrobe mirror.  No false modesty I was fuckin A.   And I used to love dancing.  So this fella would do the routine chat and, ever hopeful that I'd bagged a live one, I'd say "Let's dance" and stand up.  Disregarding the look of sheer naked terror which flitted across the face and utter panic in the eyes, I nevertheless persisted and as a result found myself dancing with a creature which shuffled its feet and waved its arms about aimlessly. 

Undeterred, and determined to showcase my well honed skills, I persisted.  I'd usually pick "Money" (which was what I used to practice to) and let rip.  It is a technical point, but it takes a great deal of practice to comprehensively shake your tits on one direction and your arse in another simultaneously.   

And all that wasted on the human equivalent of a King Penguin.

[Fat Scouser]

I remember when I used to live for Friday nights! The highlight tonight consisted  of making my own stock for my home made chicken soup, is this what I've got to look forward to from now on? Rock and fuckin' Roll!

Very nearly cracked tonight. I haven't had a bevvy since I got told I had chirossis. But sun shining, music on, Friday night... how I didn't I'll never know. But I battoned down the hatches and had a bowl full of fruit with milk. It would have been lovely if the fucker had fermented.

[Dr. Beaker]

Mags, are you saying I'm gay?

following the rigours you endured in that Afghan shithole.

Too much info going on here.

[Dr. Beaker]

Very nearly cracked tonight. I haven't had a bevvy since I got told I had chirossis. But sun shining, music on, Friday night... how I didn't I'll never know. But I battoned down the hatches and had a bowl full of fruit with milk. It would have been lovely if the fucker had fermented.

That's it mate, stick with the fresh fruit, don't fuck it up. You can actually get used to being healthy you know, even if it does feel a bit strange to  start off with - seriously, stick with it mate.

A mate of mine got dragged off by ambulance one Friday a few months ago, from work - he's about twenty-five stone. I was watching it happen in a sort of control room at the time, on camera. We were all stuffing ourselves with fish and chips at the time (it being Friday) and I felt like a wildebeest watching one of his mates being dragged off by a lion.

Don't fucking waste yer chance. Only idiots think there's anything beyond.

[the 92A]

Sage advice Doc.

[Fat Scouser]

Oh I have no illusions of going anywhere after here. But if I do, I wouldn't mind a pint waiting on the bar for me. Anyway, it's passed now. It's not the first time. But the force was strong tonight.

[Fat Scouser]

Watching Rock Around The Clock. I'd never seen it before. Weird Daddio, real gone Weird... I knew Giddy Up A Ding Dong was an aul one. I used to love it by Alex Harvey back in the 70's. Well, Harvey could do no wrong for me. But I never heard the original, just seen it now By Jimmy Bell and the Bell Boys. And I'm loving this, dead funny film. I was moaning about BBC4 music nights taking the knock, but it's been good tonight, even though it was shite, if you get me drift

[jambutty]

(Any chance of a gritty pic like with your weapon to the fore.  Just a skin like  ).

Mags, a LITTLE decorum please.