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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #800 on: August 13, 2019, 02:33:06 pm »
Best one in ages. Some great funny digs there

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #801 on: August 13, 2019, 03:26:01 pm »
The first panel really made me laugh.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #805 on: August 20, 2019, 12:35:59 pm »
Haha, Ingsy there.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #806 on: August 20, 2019, 12:41:52 pm »
That's a great one this week. Love the 1860s VAR camera!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #807 on: August 20, 2019, 01:00:05 pm »
The chimp “ruining bounce ups”

Did anyone notice in our game on Sat.
One of theirs lay on the ball covering it with his legs basically obstructing the Liverpool player TAA from playing it.
Saturday. The ref shits his kecks, blows the whistle and gives an uncontested bounce up to the Saints player.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #808 on: August 20, 2019, 01:00:10 pm »
Sir Bert Millichimp ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #809 on: August 20, 2019, 03:01:03 pm »
Just double-checking my Squires-ness, Vardiola morphs into Mark Hughes? Kidd is treating Aguero to a display of Fredo?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #810 on: August 20, 2019, 03:49:56 pm »
Just double-checking my Squires-ness, Vardiola morphs into Mark Hughes? Kidd is treating Aguero to a display of Fredo?
Yeah.  I thought at first Hughes was emerging from Pink Floyd’s The Division Bell, but that’s surely not the reference there?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #811 on: August 20, 2019, 03:53:29 pm »
Yeah.  I thought at first Hughes was emerging from Pink Floyd’s The Division Bell, but that’s surely not the reference there?

It's a scene from Total Recall - but I don't get the relevance of sneaking into the City changing room, apart from the facial recognition stuff from ADFC (or if the guy underneath the Bald Fraud head is supposed to be Hughes)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #812 on: August 20, 2019, 06:21:28 pm »
It's a scene from Total Recall - but I don't get the relevance of sneaking into the City changing room, apart from the facial recognition stuff from ADFC (or if the guy underneath the Bald Fraud head is supposed to be Hughes)

Think Squires does a good job at mixing obvious visual gags with the occasional more in-depth, Easter-eggy things...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #813 on: August 20, 2019, 08:46:24 pm »
It's a scene from Total Recall - but I don't get the relevance of sneaking into the City changing room, apart from the facial recognition stuff from ADFC (or if the guy underneath the Bald Fraud head is supposed to be Hughes)

Yeah, I think it's supposed to be Mark Hughes, sneaking back as City manager.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #814 on: August 27, 2019, 01:15:46 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/aug/27/david-squires-on-bolton-bury-and-the-threat-to-our-football-clubs

A bit more serious than usual this week, given the subject matter, but Big Sam as Violet Beauregarde and the guy shouting were gigglicious...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #815 on: August 27, 2019, 01:22:50 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/aug/27/david-squires-on-bolton-bury-and-the-threat-to-our-football-clubs

A bit more serious than usual this week, given the subject matter, but Big Sam as Violet Beauregarde and the guy shouting were gigglicious...

Wow, that last panel is strong.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #816 on: August 27, 2019, 01:29:37 pm »
Wow, that last panel is strong.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #817 on: September 3, 2019, 11:34:48 am »
David Squires on … the Premier League story so far

Our cartoonist on Liverpool, Manchester United, the north London derby and penalty controversy at Palace




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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #818 on: September 3, 2019, 12:07:39 pm »
Angela Lansbury!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #819 on: September 3, 2019, 12:16:30 pm »
He's deffo been reading our "new kit" thread! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #820 on: September 3, 2019, 12:32:11 pm »
The Melancholia reference is superb. Plus, Lansbury!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #821 on: September 3, 2019, 12:48:58 pm »
Can't get past Bobby's grid ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #822 on: September 3, 2019, 03:14:50 pm »
Moise Kean dropped by Mancini today for turning up late to an Italy team meeting suggests Squires hinting that Souness is a racist is wide of the mark.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #823 on: September 3, 2019, 03:34:21 pm »
Moise Kean dropped by Mancini today for turning up late to an Italy team meeting suggests Squires hinting that Souness is a racist is wide of the mark.

I saw a thread on Twitter saying a similar thing and quite a few Italian fans were saying he's immature which is why they weren't too bothered about keeping him at Juve.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #825 on: September 3, 2019, 09:10:38 pm »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #826 on: September 10, 2019, 11:06:47 am »
"Shut it, Hamstrings"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #827 on: September 10, 2019, 11:20:16 am »
trainspotting ahhahaaa
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #828 on: September 10, 2019, 11:37:30 am »
Nice Wombles and Trainspotting references there

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #829 on: September 10, 2019, 11:49:14 am »
Oh good, more Brexit. Can't get enough Brexit.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #830 on: September 10, 2019, 11:54:42 am »
The trainspotting panels are great!  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #831 on: September 10, 2019, 12:34:12 pm »
Moise Kean dropped by Mancini today for turning up late to an Italy team meeting suggests Squires hinting that Souness is a racist is wide of the mark.

Is the mention of a pogba obsession a similar implication there too? If so, that one seems like a miss too, given how overhyped pogba is by so many clueless pundits.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #833 on: September 10, 2019, 02:15:32 pm »
Transitioning from Micheal Owens shit helicopter video to Star Wars. Brilliant.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #834 on: September 17, 2019, 11:57:45 am »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #835 on: September 17, 2019, 12:01:18 pm »
"The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive."

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #836 on: September 17, 2019, 12:07:09 pm »
Incredible
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #837 on: September 17, 2019, 12:23:47 pm »
Ha ha ha - a classic

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #838 on: September 17, 2019, 12:29:18 pm »
The Atalanta badge bit is amazing. And the Mike Walker dancers.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #839 on: September 17, 2019, 12:38:30 pm »
Best one in ages. Some genuinely hilarious stuff, from Puuki as an Ewok through to Chernobyl and Oliver Reed!