Topic: The 100k Sad Bastards Club (founding member)

[.adam]

Have been browsing the forum nearly every day since 2004. Finally registered in 2008 and post semi-frequently. Still under 10% of Nick's post count. Christ.

[tubby]

You're truly an inspiration to us all, Nick.

[Millie]

Wow, very impressive Nick.  I've been here since 2006 and haven't even reached 15000 posts yet.  On that basis I don't believe I will ever become a member of the 100K Sad Bastards Club  :'(

[Pheeny]

I'd probably have enough if I'd kept my old account...

[Crosby Nick]

well done mate - but if we calculate that each post you make has a maximum time of 20 seconds to write it and post it...

then you've wasted spent about 23 of your (only) life's days doing that 

Beats working.

[Crosby Nick]

Actually this might be my favourite. Surprisingly cultured for me. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

Plenty of others could have surpassed my tally at the rate they post out. They just don’t have my Milner levels of stamina.

[Mark Walters]

6200 posts in 17 years. I have nothing to say, obviously! (I'll say nothing about Nick )

[liverbloke]

Beats working.

   great answer

[Elmo!]

I have nothing to say, obviously!

An alien concept to Nick.

[Millie]

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=217496.msg4177663#msg4177663:~:text=Poultry%20in%20Motion-,Re%3A%20David%20Moyes%20Leaving!!,-%C2%AB%20Reply%20%232


This one is hilarious.  Posted back in 2008 and I still remember it 

[CheshireDave]

Does your cousin still work for Reebok?

[Crosby Nick]

Does your cousin still work for Reebok?

Proper ITK.

No idea!

[duvva 💅]

Proper ITK.

No idea!

Not really surprising with over 100k posts on here that you’ve lost touch with family members I suppose

[Crosby Nick]

Not really surprising with over 100k posts on here that you’ve lost touch with family members I suppose

The wife and kids mainly.

People have hobbies. For some it’s good, others it’s gaming. None of that for me. Just relaxing trawling through posts look for puns, ideally with obscure references to the 90s is all I need to be happy.

[redgriffin73]

Bloody hell, for some reason I thought a mod had added a load to your post number as a joke! But congratulations...that's an impressive amount of shite puns to have posted

Most likely this one, which fooled most of us.

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=345609.0

I was fuming at that

Actually this might be my favourite. Surprisingly cultured for me. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

Plenty of others could have surpassed my tally at the rate they post out. They just don’t have my Milner levels of stamina.

Very good

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Puts my post count to shame

[Nobby Reserve]

Plenty of others could have surpassed my tally at the rate they post out. They just don’t have my Milner levels of stamina.

Add up all of Mac Red's posts under various guises, and he'd piss all over that 100k milestone.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Basically what we're saying is, Nick is a fucking crook.

Crooked Nick

Shut yer face yer low-posting knobend

I think 95% of mine, I was pissed to be fair

[Elmo!]

Puts my post count to shame

Well you can console yourself with the fact you've got him beat on threads started.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Well you can console yourself with the fact you've got him beat on threads started.

Just creating a poll on that now..

[duvva 💅]

Just creating a poll on that now..

Hopefully it’ll be a bit more pleasant than your last one

[El Lobo]

I honestly thought the 100k was the mods having a laugh. Blimey

[Crosby Nick]

I honestly thought the 100k was the mods having a laugh. Blimey

Mate, I signed up 8 years before you and didn’t post much for the first couple of years. How’s that glass house of yours?

Puts my post count to shame

Only because I’ve never been banned.

[Wabaloolah]

440 transfer mod big boy shit posts maybe?

No idea.

When I was a kid I had one of those handheld Donkey Kong games. As I got better and better at it and close to 1,000 points the excitement built as to what would happen when I got there. Turns out it could only handle 3 digits and the score reset to zero.

Was king of hoping they same thing would happen here.

I had one of them, well two, one was orange and one was brown I think, anyway I digress congratulations on your milestone! 👏👏

[El Lobo]

Mate, I signed up 8 years before you and didn’t post much for the first couple of years. How’s that glass house of yours?

52,873 (14.724 per day)

100,010 (15.573 per day)

[afc tukrish]

The wife and kids mainly.

People have hobbies. For some it’s good, others it’s gaming. None of that for me. Just relaxing trawling through posts look for puns, ideally with obscure references to the 90s is all I need to be happy.

Homespun approach to amusement, no?

[Red-Soldier]

Congrats on being a sad fucker mate and for watching so much bollocks on TV over the years (without which, all those posts wouldn't have been possible).

I caught you're Matlock one earlier today 

[Mumm-Ra]

It's all been downhill since "Etuhu, brute"

[Claire.]

Your oldest post is number 94560.

You've been cooking the books worse than Abu Dhabi

I can see the full post count and it goes to 100450 🫠 I think we’re all shocked there’s only 450 in the bin.

[Chakan]

I can see the full post count and it goes to 100450 🫠 I think we’re all shocked there’s only 450 in the bin.

Settled then!

Only 450 in the bin, well that's the most shocking thing i've read in this thread so far.

[Crosby Nick]

I can see the full post count and it goes to 100450 🫠 I think we’re all shocked there’s only 450 in the bin.

3rd party victim of more argumentative types getting threads deleted. Outrageous!

[The G in Gerrard]

 

[John C]

Congrats Nick mate. By far the whitiest person on the forum.

You'll probably do another 100,000 before the Ev win a trophy.

[Elmo!]

I average 2.7 posts a day and even I'll do 100k before Everton win a trophy.

[Crosby Nick]

Congrats Nick mate. By far the whitiest person on the forum.

You'll probably do another 100,000 before the Ev win a trophy.

[redgriffin73]

Congrats Nick mate. By far the whitiest person on the forum.

Edit: oh fuck off Nick

[Lusty]

I registered 2 years before you and I'm 95k posts behind 

[Crosby Nick]

I registered 2 years before you and I'm 95k posts behind 

I wouldn’t beat yourself up over it.

[Statto Red]

Puts my post count to shame

Only because I’ve never been banned.

Ouch, haaaaa.

[Red_Mist]

Nick, you are a leg end, an ever present, and a complete Rawk stalwart. I’ve no idea how you’ve posted so much as you also seem to have a life, but fair play! I’ll say one thing though, whoever you work for has been taken for one hell of a ride! Congrats on the 100K you absolute mentalist!