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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #1 on: March 3, 2019, 03:23:30 pm »

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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #2 on: March 3, 2019, 03:25:05 pm »
EVERTON TEAM NEWS

Starting XI: Pickford, Coleman, Keane, Zouma, Digne, Gueye, Schneiderlin, Walcott, Sigurdsson, Bernard, Calvert-Lewin.

Subs: Stekelenburg, Jagielka, Kenny, Davies, Gomes, Tosun, Richarlison.


Let's batter these Reds.  :scarf
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: March 3, 2019, 04:15:51 pm »
1. Lots of praying going on before kick off....The bitters get us underway...
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #4 on: March 3, 2019, 04:17:46 pm »
2. A frantic start as you'd imagine, first foul on Mane....Free kick comes to nothing...they clear
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #5 on: March 3, 2019, 04:18:56 pm »
Pickford has a fat arse

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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #6 on: March 3, 2019, 04:18:57 pm »
3. We're trying to settle the game down a bit, long ball goes out for a goal kick
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #7 on: March 3, 2019, 04:20:23 pm »
We are hitting really fast on the break, good start by us.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #8 on: March 3, 2019, 04:21:24 pm »
5. A few sloppy passes by both teams, we seem to have a bit more attacking intent than them in the early stages
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #9 on: March 3, 2019, 04:22:57 pm »
6. Dangerous by them, goes right across the box, we get it away and get a free kick
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #10 on: March 3, 2019, 04:24:40 pm »
8. Another cross by them is collected easily by the bigman, games settled a bit.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #11 on: March 3, 2019, 04:26:21 pm »
Walcott picked up a Yellow for pulling Origi down

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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #12 on: March 3, 2019, 04:26:57 pm »
9. Good move by them catches us out, they have a shot but Virgil clears, back up the other end, corner to us.....
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #13 on: March 3, 2019, 04:28:34 pm »
10. Close!!!!!! Ball come over but we can't quite put it in the net....
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #14 on: March 3, 2019, 04:28:45 pm »
9. Good move by them catches us out, they have a shot but Virgil clears, back up the other end, corner to us.....

A bit of ball watching there from our defenders.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: March 3, 2019, 04:30:44 pm »
Phew. High intensity stuff.

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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #16 on: March 3, 2019, 04:30:52 pm »
13. Great call over the top for Mo but they get it away, back in by us, a shot but straight at the keeper.

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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #17 on: March 3, 2019, 04:32:48 pm »
16 A great move there involving Hendo ends in a corner for the Reds. Everton get it away.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #18 on: March 3, 2019, 04:34:15 pm »
18 Pickford hits it out on the full. We play around at the back.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #19 on: March 3, 2019, 04:34:25 pm »
16 A great move there involving Hendo ends in a corner for the Reds. Everton get it away.
Been some good balls by Henderson so far.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #20 on: March 3, 2019, 04:35:30 pm »
19 Some good play by us in their half, which ends with a ball being floated in by Robbo, but Pickford just beats Mane to it.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #21 on: March 3, 2019, 04:36:52 pm »
20 Another beautiful ball pumped through a group of Everton defenders but they just about manage to get it away.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #22 on: March 3, 2019, 04:38:29 pm »
22 Trent puts a cross into the Everton box which looks to have hit a defender on the arm, but nothing is given.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #23 on: March 3, 2019, 04:39:48 pm »
23 Everton go on an isolated foray forward, win a throw in near our box. Another huge throw goes in but Matip is equal to it and Trent clears it finally.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #24 on: March 3, 2019, 04:41:26 pm »
25 Have to say Hendo is having a very good game, is commanding the team when Everton have got the ball and he has put in some really nice balls forward as well.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #25 on: March 3, 2019, 04:42:36 pm »
A lot of balls seem a bit too long for Mo to get on the end of.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #26 on: March 3, 2019, 04:43:31 pm »
26 A pin perfect tackle there by Fab in our area and once again Everton are chasing the ball.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #27 on: March 3, 2019, 04:44:42 pm »
28 A good chance there from Mo when he receives the ball runs at the defence but his shot is just parried away by Pickford. Game briefly stopped while ref is being seen too.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #28 on: March 3, 2019, 04:46:41 pm »
30 A ball is hit over our defence, but Walcott is offside.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #29 on: March 3, 2019, 04:48:03 pm »
31 We need to improve our final balls into their box, Sadio is a really strong position there can't make his pass tell and they clear.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #30 on: March 3, 2019, 04:50:02 pm »
34 A long ball is hit but Mo can't get to it.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #31 on: March 3, 2019, 04:51:38 pm »
35 A beautiful run there from Salah, twisting and turning getting through Evertons defence easily but the ball can't reach Gini.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #32 on: March 3, 2019, 04:52:42 pm »
We've either just become the dirtiest team in the league or they are throwing themselves on the floor..
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #33 on: March 3, 2019, 04:54:06 pm »
38 Everton seem content with having loads of time without the ball, when we break they have about six players in the box.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #34 on: March 3, 2019, 04:55:50 pm »
We've either just become the dirtiest team in the league or they are throwing themselves on the floor..

Its the standard of refereeing again though. When Mo made his hazy run two Everton players got a hold of his shirt and one pulled him back, yet nothing was given. We got a throw in so apparently that was enough.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #35 on: March 3, 2019, 04:57:39 pm »
Atkinson is buying everything Everton are selling today.
Any touch is a foul.

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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #36 on: March 3, 2019, 04:57:53 pm »
41 A fifty/fifty coming together there between Hendo and Digne yet they get a free kick, but a pull back in the penalty area gets nothing.  :butt
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #37 on: March 3, 2019, 04:59:58 pm »
43 We win a free kick in a dangerous area, Robbo leaves the ball to Trent who fires it into the Everton box but Van Dijk can't direction the header and it goes out.
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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #38 on: March 3, 2019, 05:00:50 pm »
Commentator is such a twat

As Matip goes down he says 'I think an awful lot of footballers go down when they know they not fully on control like Matip did there...(Replay is shown)...oh, his foot was caught....'

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Re: Everton v Liverpool
« Reply #39 on: March 3, 2019, 05:01:27 pm »
45 + 1

The game is sizzling out as half time approaches.


Half time, 0-0 all to play for.
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