Topic: Song for Klopp

[wemmick]

On the afternoon drive home today, Black Sabbath came on the radio and I started singing along with my own made up lyrics. Given Klopp's apparent like for heavy metal, they made me laugh, as I imagined Anfield in full voice. Perhaps now, or tomorrow, is the time to start thinking about a song for him. All suggestions welcome....

To Black Sabbath's "Symptom of the Universe"

Take me the through the trophy room of Shankly’s golden years,
Bobbie, Kenny, Rafa, too, we fucked Chelsea with our cheers.
All we have to give to you is a love that never dies,
Give us one more trophy, we’ll love Jurgen all our lives.

Yeah………….
Yeah………….

Jurgen's Kop will hound you ‘til you bleeding from your ears.
Chelsea, Arse, and Man Utd, we can smell your fear.
Klopp is coming for you, and you know that he’s insane,
He's running down the touchline and your fucking off again.

Yeah…….....
Yeah………...

All we have to give you is a love that never dies,
Give us one more trophy, we’ll love Jurgen all our lives.
       

[conman]

Klopp, Kloppetty, Klopp, Klopp.
Klopp, Klopp.

[Desert Red Fox]

As posted in the early pages of the Gif-extravaganza thread...

Hey ho, let's go....
Hey ho, let's go....

He's sitting in the hot seat,
Gonna keep a clean sheet,
We're never gonna get beat,

Jurgen Klopp.

I quite like it. It's catchy.

[JonnyCigarettes®]

We all live in a red and white Klopp.

That's right. I went there, bitches.

[Floydy]

We are the famous
the famous Kloppites
Clap Clap Clap Clap

[Chakan]

Kopites are Kloppites
Clap Clap Clap
Kopites are Kloppites
Clap Clap Clap

[FlashingBlade]

A tad premature , its good manners to wait until the official unveiling to open the " Song for...." thread. However as it appears a deal shall be done...lets go..hey ho!

[Floydy]

Kopites are Kloppites
Clap Clap Clap
Kopites are Kloppites
Clap Clap Clap

This

[Le_Mot_Juste]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru-wvqo1SFY

Danke Schoen
Jurgen, danke schoen,
Thank you for,
All the joy and pain,
From Germany,
To the Anfield Road,
All Koppites stand,
For the Kloppite ode,
Danke Schoen,
Jurgen, danke schoen...
[ad infitum]

[FlashingBlade]

As posted in the early pages of the Gif-extravaganza thread...

I quite like it. It's catchy.

lest we forget

well thats two of us sorted, get the other  15,998 with us and it'll make FOAR sound like Blitkreig Bop...erm!...hoooold on a moment!!

Brendans Bop!

Hey ho, let's go
Hey ho, let's go

Were not playing in a straight lines
Its ticky tacky football time
The kids are playing for the first time
The Brendan Bop

They're piling in the first team
They're generating team heat
Pulsating to the Kop beat
The Brendan Bop.

Hey ho, let's go
Shoot'em in the net now
What they want, I don't know
They're all reved up and we're ready to go

hmmm...maybe not.

[CHOPPER]

Something Krautrocky, probably best something from CAN, as its just too good to miss that one.

I'd plum for Spoon, as there are loads of spoons in here.

[Tentacles.]

We need more of a fun atmosphere song

So to the Can Can https://youtu.be/4Diu2N8TGKA?t=39

Klopp klopp ..klopp klopp kloop kloop ..klopp kloop ..kloop kloop kllop kllop

and repeat.

Simple , fun to sing and who else does a can can song.

[fudge]

We all live in a red and white Klopp, a red and white Klopp, a red and white Klopp.
Number 1 is Jurgen Klopp etc etc

[CHOPPER]

fudge knows the score

[Riedles Reds]

To the tune of da da da by trio. Using the chorus bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg

Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na
Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na
Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na
Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na

With Phil Coutinho on the wing...
Jordan Henderson pulls the strings...
With Martin Skrtel at the back...
And Daniel Sturridge in attack...

Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na
Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na
Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na
Jurgen Klopp! na na na na na
 

I would imagine we'd make it a bit more lively than the singers in the video!

[Fiasco]

FFS HE HASN'T EVEN MANAGED A GAME YET LET HIM EARN A SONG MAYBE WIN A TROPHEE OR GET TOP 4 FFS JOE ALLEN HAS BEEN HERE 3 YEARS AND HASN'T GOT A PROPER SONG BEST FANS IN THE WORLD MY BACKSIDE

[Canada Loves Anfield]

FFS HE HASN'T EVEN MANAGED A GAME YET LET HIM EARN A SONG MAYBE WIN A TROPHEE OR GET TOP 4 FFS JOE ALLEN HAS BEEN HERE 3 YEARS AND HASN'T GOT A PROPER SONG BEST FANS IN THE WORLD MY BACKSIDE

We may not be the best fans in the world. But, sir, we do respect grammar!

[kavah]

We all live in a red and white Klopp.

That's right. I went there, bitches.

 

[rojo para la vida]

In the spirit that this is a fun thread and lets enjoy these times after all the recent grief.

Keeping it Deutsch. Nena's 99 Luftbaloon. (99 Red Balloons.)

German, Jurgen, Norbert Klopp
Super Man, King of the Kop
Panic bells its Red alert
Scousers rule, no more hurt
The Red machine has sprung to life
Glory years ahead that’s right
League nineteen, European six
Jurgen Klopp Ich Liebe Dich


That's quite fucking bad.

[eddiedingle]

All you need is Klopp dah dah dah dah [emoji16]

[conman]

We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now jurgen a believe us,
And now jurgen a believe us,
And now jurgen a believe us,
We're gonna win the league.

Simple edit

[jonnypb]

If you're happy and you know it klopp your hands

[Em5y]

Seeing as they have the best anthem going:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhQwLeMcbRY


Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!

Translated:

Jurgen, Jurgen above all things,
Above everything in the world,
when, for protection and defense,
it always stands brotherly together .
From Dortmund to Liverpool,
From the Ruhr to the Mersey,
Jurgen, Jurgen above all things,
Above everything in the world!

[Onward Liverpudlian]

This one is even too uncool for our toddler fans;

Klopp Klopp Klipperty Klopp
He's the boss for us
Klopp Klopp Klipperty Klopp
He'll be king o' the Kop
Klopp Klopp Klipperty Klopp
Klipperty Klopperty Kloo
Now the Klopp will lead the Kop
To the Tipperty Topperty too.

[Harinder]

Postman Pat tune

Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp and his Red and White Kop
Liverpool fans adore him
We all sing songs of glory
We'll give him gifs til this site goes all mad 

[elbow]

Oh Grifter, where art thou?

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=185066.msg3177460#msg3177460

[rafathegaffa83]

To the tune of The Beatles' She Loves You

The Kop loves Jürgen, because life with him will be grand
The Kop loves Jürgen, because he makes us the best in the land

Wooo

Jür-gen Klopp! Yeah! Yeah!
Jür-gen Klopp! Yeah! Yeah!

With a boss like that, you know you should be glad
With a boss like that, you know you should be glad

[Semaphore]

Postman Pat tune

Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp and his Red and White Kop
Liverpool fans adore him
We all sing songs of glory
We'll give him gifs til this site goes all mad 

I actually liked that till the last line. There's something in it.

[idontknow]

A tad premature , its good manners to wait until the official unveiling to open the " Song for...." thread. However as it appears a deal shall be done...lets go..hey ho!

What sort o' fella
Say Klopp is
A 'tad immature'?
When
Kop say he
Most Fantastic Motor Man

[GreatEx]

With Phil Coutinho on the wing...
Jordan Henderson pulls the strings...
With Martin Skrtel at the back...
And Daniel Sturridge in attack...

Don't encourage him!

[GreatEx]

Jurgen, Jurgen über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,

Hmm yeah, I'm sure he would just love that...

[RedRedTom]

Same as the old Rafa song.

I am the Music Man


He plays a 4-3-3
He comes from Germany
His name is Jurgen
His name is Jurgen
It's Jurgen Kloo-ooop
Ohhhh...............
Jurgen Jurgen Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Jurgen Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Jurgen Klopp


It's not the funniest, or the most creative, but it's obviously the one.  Don't see that we need to discuss this anymore really?

[Kop Yank]

If you're happy and you know it klopp your hands

Beat me to it.

[BRdispatch05]

Our Jurgen brings all the boys to the yard,
And we're like, they're better than yours,
Damn right, better than yours,
We can teach you but we have to charge

I think is the obvious choice

[Roady]

Our Jurgen brings all the boys to the yard,
And we're like, they're better than yours,
Damn right, better than yours,
We can teach you but we have to charge

I think is the obvious choice

Haha came on here getting ready for.work.fuck me.thats brilliant.made.me.laugh on a shitty thursday morning.
Just too funny

[fefs]

Abcdefg
Hiklopp

Wave

[Semaphore]

Abcdefg
Hiklopp

Wave

Where's J?

[Party Phil]

Klapp, Klapp
Klapp , Klapp, Klapp
Klapp, Klapp, Klapp, Klapp
KLOPPO!

[Upinsmoke]

Drop it like it's Klopp

Erdinger cos I drink la
(Drop it like it's Klopp, Drop it like it's Klopp, Drop it like it's Klopp)
When the team tries to sit off you
(Press em up the park, press em up the park, press em up the park)
And if Shitcoat gets a attitude
(We'll sing about his ma, sing about his ma, sing about his ma)
Cos I do this all for fun and you seen me at dortmund
And I'll make the Kopites dream Cos I got it going on

[rowan_d]

The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of the world
Herr Klopp
Ever wonder if its
all for you?

The world I love
The trains I hop
To be part of the world
Herr Klopp
Ever wonder if its
time toooooo




Klopp me
Klopp me
Oh Klopp me
Klopp me if you think that you've heard this one before











Don't Klopp til you get enough