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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34360 on: November 6, 2019, 03:00:05 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34361 on: November 6, 2019, 03:03:37 pm »
They're still talking about the bus :lmao "send a decoy" :lmao

They're so precious. Forgot about that bus welcome they did for their team ahead of the second leg in 2018, absolutely tragic how they've tried to force an atmosphere. The plastic flags they gave out after the Spurs VAR game, and the whole influencer shite. This club just screams insecure.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34362 on: November 6, 2019, 03:08:55 pm »
They're still talking about the bus :lmao "send a decoy" :lmao

They're so precious. Forgot about that bus welcome they did for their team ahead of the second leg in 2018, absolutely tragic how they've tried to force an atmosphere. The plastic flags they gave out after the Spurs VAR game, and the whole influencer shite. This club just screams insecure.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34363 on: November 6, 2019, 03:53:46 pm »
Agree except "nice little fella" part. They are Norwich with money. Could have been anybody else, when the slave owners picked the club to buy blindfolded.

Nah, it was no accident they picked City. As I said before, they have the word "Manchester" in their name; there was a clear marketing strategy at work.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34364 on: November 6, 2019, 03:59:00 pm »
https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/unmarked-bus.343059/


 :lmao

Forgetting their own illustrious history with buses of course.

fucking hell

be absolutely hilarious if their bus got trashed again and the authorities did nothing

i would neither condemn nor condone it of course
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34365 on: November 6, 2019, 04:14:36 pm »
Turkey was a nickname given to a lad in our class in school.......

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34366 on: November 6, 2019, 04:18:10 pm »
Guardiola is a great manager not a fraud come on be fair , but he's a tit
He's won a shit load like fair play to him, but he's a tit
His record at City is phenomenal, but he's a tit
Yeah he's spent gazillions, but he's a tit

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34367 on: November 6, 2019, 04:23:11 pm »
fucking hell

be absolutely hilarious if their bus got trashed again and the authorities did nothing

i would neither condemn nor condone it of course
Funny thing is, their bus never actually "got trashed" the first time around. It drove through a crowd of people and red smoke who were waiting for their own team to go past. A few things were thrown and one window in a door was cracked.

Going by the hysteria you'd think they drove through the apocalypse with no survivors. It was a regrettable incident, but actually a minor incident too. It's only been flogged to death because our team took theirs apart on the pitch. It's their face saver. Their convenient excuse for being humiliated by us and dumped out of the cup.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34368 on: November 6, 2019, 04:24:29 pm »
They're still talking about the bus :lmao "send a decoy" :lmao

They're so precious. Forgot about that bus welcome they did for their team ahead of the second leg in 2018, absolutely tragic how they've tried to force an atmosphere. The plastic flags they gave out after the Spurs VAR game, and the whole influencer shite. This club just screams insecure.

Will they be sending a decoy defence too because they must be terrified of their current one being attacked as well.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34369 on: November 6, 2019, 04:44:47 pm »
Will they be sending a decoy defence too because they must be terrified of their current one being attacked as well.

Pip will dress Arteta in a decoy cardigan
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34370 on: November 6, 2019, 05:10:43 pm »
Funny thing is, their bus never actually "got trashed" the first time around. It drove through a crowd of people and red smoke who were waiting for their own team to go past. A few things were thrown and one window in a door was cracked.

Going by the hysteria you'd think they drove through the apocalypse with no survivors. It was a regrettable incident, but actually a minor incident too. It's only been flogged to death because our team took theirs apart on the pitch. It's their face saver. Their convenient excuse for being humiliated by us and dumped out of the cup.

Now now, stop defending the hooligans, look at the pics, it's obviously a total write off  :missus

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34371 on: November 6, 2019, 05:16:50 pm »
Pip will dress Arteta in a decoy cardigan

And he’ll send Zinchenko out to warm up in De Bruyne’s shirt so that our snipers take him out instead. He’s more expendable.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34372 on: November 6, 2019, 05:26:18 pm »
fucking hell

be absolutely hilarious if their bus got trashed again and the authorities did nothing

i would neither condemn nor condone it of course

No it wouldn’t be you could see how embarrassed Klopp was having to apologise for it. Just make Anfield a cauldron on Sunday our players can do the rest.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34373 on: November 6, 2019, 05:47:58 pm »
They should just be glad they're playing us on Sunday, and the game wasn't last night.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34374 on: November 6, 2019, 05:55:46 pm »
What a bunch of bed wetters. Just Oldham with money.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34375 on: November 6, 2019, 06:16:11 pm »
No Arkles or Anny rd lads..they're headed straight past the Sandon in their new coach..

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34376 on: November 6, 2019, 06:49:45 pm »
Stronger line-up than I expected for them tonight.

Ederson, Cancelo, Fernandinho, Otamendi, Mendy, Gundogan, De Bruyne, B.Silva, Mahrez, Sterling, Jesus.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34377 on: November 6, 2019, 06:52:47 pm »
Might not see the bus on sunday

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34378 on: November 6, 2019, 07:24:01 pm »
No it wouldn’t be you could see how embarrassed Klopp was having to apologise for it. Just make Anfield a cauldron on Sunday our players can do the rest.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34379 on: November 6, 2019, 08:10:09 pm »
No it wouldn’t be you could see how embarrassed Klopp was having to apologise for it. Just make Anfield a cauldron on Sunday our players can do the rest.

Media making a mountain out of a mole hill as sual where we are concerned. Not a peep when City fans smashed that coach up and a couple of bottles was fuck all compared to what the Hammers did to the Mancs coach outside Upton Park.

Loads of smoke, loads of noise when they arrive, no bottles or cans - in early, loads of noise while they warm up and on their backs all game.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34380 on: November 6, 2019, 08:31:09 pm »
Guardiola is a great manager not a fraud come on be fair , but he's a tit
He's won a shit load like fair play to him, but he's a tit
His record at City is phenomenal, but he's a tit
Yeah he's spent gazillions, but he's a tit
looking at your username.. pot kettle black?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34381 on: November 6, 2019, 08:49:46 pm »
Now now, stop defending the hooligans, look at the pics, it's obviously a total write off  :missus


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34382 on: November 6, 2019, 08:52:03 pm »
Guardiola is a great manager not a fraud come on be fair , but he's a tit
He's won a shit load like fair play to him, but he's a tit
His record at City is phenomenal, but he's a tit
Yeah he's spent gazillions, but he's a tit

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34383 on: November 6, 2019, 09:04:50 pm »
Ederson off at ht
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34384 on: November 6, 2019, 09:05:02 pm »
Ederson off injured.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34385 on: November 6, 2019, 09:06:44 pm »
46: WE ARE BACK! One change for City - Bravo is on for Ederson. Not sure of the reason behind that one. Must be an injury - could be a worry for Sunday.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34386 on: November 6, 2019, 09:09:49 pm »
Ederson off at ht

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Atlanta Falcons are level.

Some interesting defending
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34387 on: November 6, 2019, 09:24:24 pm »
Guardiola is a great manager not a fraud come on be fair , but he's a tit
He's won a shit load like fair play to him, but he's a tit
His record at City is phenomenal, but he's a tit
Yeah he's spent gazillions, but he's a tit

Mate, take the jizzfest elsewhere.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34388 on: November 6, 2019, 09:28:42 pm »
Ederson off injured.

He'll play Sunday for sure. This reeks of Pep's version of 'mind games'.

They're like mind games, but weirder.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34389 on: November 6, 2019, 09:32:18 pm »
Didnt De Gea come off 'injured' the game before we played Utd..he faced us of course. Load of bollocks all this mind games shit.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34390 on: November 6, 2019, 09:42:03 pm »
Didnt De Gea come off 'injured' the game before the we played Utd..he faced us of course. Load of bollocks all this mind games shit.


Wasn’t there an international break in between though?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34391 on: November 6, 2019, 09:46:22 pm »
He has taken them to another level to be fair and it cant be denied

100 points and then 98

give the devil his due

calling him a chequebook manager and a fraud is idiotic and lazy
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34392 on: November 6, 2019, 09:53:07 pm »
Mate, take the jizzfest elsewhere.

Yeah nice one good man. I'll just take the biased and moronic view and pretend he hasn't got a clue what's he's doing. In fact nah that makes me sound like a manc when they talk about Klopp

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34393 on: November 6, 2019, 09:54:06 pm »
looking at your username.. pot kettle black?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34394 on: November 6, 2019, 10:10:00 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34395 on: November 6, 2019, 10:13:43 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34396 on: November 6, 2019, 10:19:49 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34397 on: November 6, 2019, 10:21:20 pm »
He'll play Sunday for sure. This reeks of Pep's version of 'mind games'.

They're like mind games, but colder in winter.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34398 on: November 6, 2019, 10:24:44 pm »
Ederson off injured.

Was he injured ?  Or just precautionary pulled off?  He's a huge loss for them if he's out he's a big part of how they play

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34399 on: November 6, 2019, 10:29:04 pm »
They said on BT is was a precaution.
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